BEST COUNTRY TO IMMIGRATE TO (other than US) - because I'm fucking unlucky

[PetiteFeet]

Low muslim level (so not like Sweden or France etc.)

Preferably in Europe

Pick one. You can't escape the muslim menace here.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Serbia.

 

[Endless Blabbery]

russia

From what I've heard and seen, Russian people are somewhat common in Buenos Aires because, again, from what I've been told, Russian passports are worth jack shit.
And getting Argentinian citizenship isn't difficult, as many Nog-Nogs are "fleeing" there. You'd have to learn Spanish, sure, but since you already know English I doubt it'd be that hard for you.
With an Argentinian passport you can get many places, but not all.

 

[souschef]

From what I've heard and seen, Russian people are somewhat common in Buenos Aires because, again, from what I've been told, Russian passports are worth jack shit.
And getting Argentinian citizenship isn't difficult, as many Nog-Nogs are "fleeing" there. You'd have to learn Spanish, sure, but since you already know English I doubt it'd be that hard for you.
With an Argentinian passport you can get many places, but not all.

How's the venezuelan situation in Argentina? We're getting a lot of them in Brazil

 

[Endless Blabbery]

How's the venezuelan situation in Argentina? We're getting a lot of them in Brazil

Well, from what I've seen online, a lot of Venezuelan "people" () did gather around the obelisk (Obelisco; CABA, Buenos Aires). I thought I had a few videos saved but apparently not. Shucks.
I did watch some news about it—some Venezuelans doing a conga line around the obelisk. They were clearly ecstatic to hear about the news; some Argentinians, however, were not (leftards, really).

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Oh—if you meant to ask "how many Venezuelan people are there," I actually don't know. CABA is rather "multicultural," if you catch my drift. There are neighborhoods which are heavily populated by certain kinds: Colombians, Venezuelans, Africans (yes, really), Bolivians, Paraguayans, and, of course, akshually European people.

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fiji. Nice and warm, and with rich tourists flocking there you can be a bartender and charge rich people prices.

 

[souschef]

Well, from what I've seen online, a lot of Venezuelan "people" () did gather around the obelisk (Obelisco; CABA, Buenos Aires). I thought I had a few videos saved but apparently not. Shucks.
I did watch some news about it—some Venezuelans doing a conga line around the obelisk. They were clearly ecstatic to hear about the news; some Argentinians, however, were not (leftards, really).

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Oh—if you meant to ask "how many Venezuelan people are there," I actually don't know. CABA is rather "multicultural," if you catch my drift. There are neighborhoods which are heavily populated by certain kinds: Colombians, Venezuelans, Africans (yes, really), Bolivians, Paraguayans, and, of course, akshually European people.

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I found one! A few years ago I downloaded this:
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This sucks. We're getting a lot of them, but fortunately they stay in the northern parts. But unfortunately for me, they're ALL eligible for government aid, so more tax money that i'll not be having

 

[Endless Blabbery]

This sucks. We're getting a lot of them, but fortunately they stay in the northern parts. But unfortunately for me, they're ALL eligible for government aid, so more tax money that i'll not be having

I did hear of the Southern parts of Brazil being majority White. However, excuse my French, Brazil is kind of a shit hole. You're free to disagree with me on that one.
I also wanted to learn Portuguese, eventually, given its overlap with English and Spanish... But I'm too lazy.

 

[souschef]

I did hear of the Southern parts of Brazil being majority white.

Yeah, but that's slowly changing

However, excuse my French, Brazil is kind of a shit hole. You're free to disagree with me on that one.

Brazil's a magic place where moving a few kilometers will take you from a high developed city to a total africa-tier shithole. Rio de Janeiro is an excellent example of that. I've traveled to the south to enjoy the christmas in a small Rio Grande do Sul city, and they were very pleasant, white people, very clean and polite. Now you couldn't pay me enough to set my foot in places like Salvador in Bahia, whose population are like 80% black

I also wanted to learn Portuguese, eventually, given its overlap with English and Spanish... But I'm too lazy.

Funny thing is, if you come here speaking spanish we would most likely understand each other with almost no issue. But what portuguese you want to learn? Brazil and Portugal have some differences in dialects, some actually leads to hilarious situations. I'll have to be very mature if i ever work a portuguese kitchen, as a lot of their dishes' names are dirty sexual words in brazilian portuguese

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Many of the countries that are smart enough to stay quiet and not engage in global politics are likely a good choice.

Hell Albania is a beautiful secular muslim (like 51% so technically majority but they aren't inbred war mongering goat fuckers) Mediterranean country with crystal clear blue oceans that has anti discrimination laws for minorities, large numbers of muslims who do not actively or actually practice islam (they have gay bars, casinos and alcohol, DEFINITELY no subhumans in the cities) and one of our dollars is like 83 of theirs and nice beach front hotels there are like $19-30 per night, $158 for a 5 star luxury resort and casino. Living like a king would not be difficult there at all but they're one of those weird formerly closed off isolationist nations with a unique dialect that you have to learn but english is common in the developed areas.

As soon as people realize they can have a month long exotic Mediterranean vacation in a 5 star luxury resort for the price of a week long stay at some "4 star" hotel in Hawaii that's full of retarded tourists and obnoxious screaming brats with a bunch of junkies laying on the sidewalks this place is going to explode. I'll probably end up vacationing here myself eventually but I want to buy a house first.

 

[JULAY]

Bulgaria. They use Cyrillic, so the language hurdle is less, English is widely spoken in Sofia and Plovdiv among younger people, and Russian is common among older people, it's cheap for an EU country, it's safe, and like all Slavs, Bulgarian women are smoking hot until they hit 50. They don't like Muslims, and you can even keep practicing a variant of Orthodox Christianity. They also just launched a digital nomad visa program this year.

 

[NoCockatrice]

Hell Albania is a beautiful secular muslim

Are you trolling? It's one of the most dangerous countries in Europe.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What will be your plan for going to the USA?

 

[Endless Blabbery]

But what portuguese you want to learn?

Honestly? Portuguese from Portugal. That's a problem. Still, Portugal is also getting obliterated. I don't know what to do.
I remember learning Italian for like a year before realizing that it is getting full of Blacks and LatinX. Unfortunate, really.

Brazil's a magic place where moving a few kilometers will take you from a high developed city to a total africa-tier shithole.

I remember one time I watched a Spanish couple from Madrid, more particularly a shanty town of sorts over there, and they traveled to Argentina only to realize that it felt like home for them. I remember watching one of their videos and they said something along the lines of "Spain and Argentina aren't so different after all," implying that the shitty shanty town he grew up in represents Spain in general. What is also hilarious is how his comment generalizes the entirety of Argentina as a continent-wide shanty town. His words, not mine...

 

[NoCockatrice]

What will be your plan for going to the USA?

Before the visa ban, I was going to try to get a visa-providing job in the US.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Are you trolling? It's one of the most dangerous countries in Europe.

It might be dangerous if you're some retarded junkie who goes looking for trouble with some ghetto inner city gangs or flashes huge stacks of cash in poverty stricken areas like a stupid trust fund faggot but across the board every source for Albania's safety rating has the same danger advisories as any other nation of the like "Pickpocketing in crowded cities and other petty crime" and so on and it's rated as being safe for tourists though they make sure to state that the roads outside of urban areas are SHIT. The US is probably rated as being more dangerous than Albania.

(Just checked, The US definitely has more violent crime than Albania)

 

[souschef]

Honestly? Portuguese from Portugal. That's a problem. Still, Portugal is also getting obliterated. I don't know what to do.
I remember learning Italian for like a year before realizing that it is getting full of Blacks and LatinX. Unfortunate, really.

You plan on moving there? Portuguese is an easy language, i think you'll be fluent on it within months of study

Getting work there is easy for brazilians as long you're not an unskilled favela monkey

I remember watching one of their videos and they said something along the lines of "Spain and Argentina aren't so different after all," implying that the shitty shanty town he grew up in represents Spain in general. What is also hilarious is how his comment generalizes the entirety of Argentina as a continent-wide shanty town. His words, not mine...

Most videos i see about Brazil tend to focus on slums or beaches as if we're not a continental size country. To be honest i don't mind it, i hope they keep thinking we're just slums, less stupid passport bros coming over this way

An american one of those got arrested here last month trying to fuck underage girls, unsurprising enough, this american was black

 

[Endless Blabbery]

Hell Albania is a beautiful secular muslim (like 51% so technically majority but they aren't inbred war mongering goat fuckers) Mediterranean country with crystal clear blue oceans that has anti discrimination laws for minorities, large numbers of muslims who do not actively or actually practice islam (they have gay bars, casinos and alcohol, DEFINITELY no subhumans in the cities) and one of our dollars is like 83 of theirs and nice beach front hotels there are like $19-30 per night, $158 for a 5 star luxury resort and casino.

Excuse my ignorance but I thought Muslims were inherent war-mongering goat-fuckers? What makes them so different? If you say their ethnicity, I'm going to laugh.
But wouldn't their salaries be understandably lower as compared to the US'? I guess I'd have to WFH.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Considering how nasty world economy is and country relationships are changing, it really hard to say which country is good to move to anymore.

 

[Endless Blabbery]

You plan on moving there? Portuguese is an easy language, i think you'll be fluent on it within months of study
Getting work there is easy for brazilians as long you're not an unskilled favela monkey

Honestly no, not really. I'm open to suggestions in case I need to flee. Still, since Southern Brazil is getting less and less White, as is the entirety of Europe (minus Poland, I guess), I don't know what I'd do twenty years down the line.
I thought about moving to China of all places. I don't speak a lick of it, but you know. I don't know, really.