💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Flexo]

Review of Fatrick's unreleased book for the curious.

https://upstreamreviews.substack.com/p/book-review-pat-tomlinsons-unfinished

EDIT: Forgot to add that the author was gracious enough to link to the Farms for credit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

OH LAWDY, ANUDDAH LONELY RICK SIGHTING AGAIN MAAAAAANNNNN IT KEEPS FUCKING GETTING FATTER AND FATTER MY SIDES MAAAAAN
Wyświetl załącznik 8381393

The brothermen also sourced this reel from Instagram. Magnificent!
Fat reel

The walls of the bar scream 70s suburban basement.

 

[Summer of George]

Why in the fuck does his haircut almost always look like he either skinned a cat or scalped some niglets and is wearing that as a toupee?

It does look like he's wearing a rug, doesn't it? Either that or the hair stopped growing on that one spot because of an injury, i.e. falling down backwards drunk and hitting head on hard object. I've seen that exact thing happen to more than one person.

 

[Magnetman]

Fat.

No, child. Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The walls of the bar scream 70s suburban basement.

Very common Wisconsin barsthetic.

Why in the fuck does his haircut almost always look like he either skinned a cat or scalped some niglets and is wearing that as a toupee?

I’m flabbergasted at his shirt where we get to see his layers because he won’t fucking buy a shirt that is the right size.

Compare and contrast him with the individual next to him, and see the difference a properly sized shirt makes.

 

[Wesley Tickle]

Fatty has spent his day on Twitter speculating as to whether Trump has created snuff films on Epstein Island or otherwise raped children before murdering them.

He then implies he would either rape a live boy or a dead girl, and that either will do for him. I personally am not sure why the girl has to be dead. This sentiment upset a fellow leftist male who was raped as a child along with his sister.




Well if your sister is still alive we can rule out Rick as a potential suspect.

He then responds to a tranny who appears to believe that snuff videos are just “sexual play” between “adult actors” by commenting on the size his penis.



Truly sick stuff, Rick.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Rick appears to be going prematurely gray.

He then responds to a tranny who appears to believe that snuff videos are just “sexual play” between “adult actors” by commenting on the size his penis.

Do these retards not know what a snuff video is?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Rick appears to be going prematurely gray.


Do these retards not know what a snuff video is?

Probably not. If you showed them the Vietnamese guy, they would go limp fast.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I personally am not sure why the girl has to be dead.

Rick is right that it's an old saying, but of course, as a professional writer, he fucked it up. It's not about sexual ABUSE OF CHILDREN it's about mistresses and shit - someone caught in bed with a "live girl" is just someone with a mistress which in many places is just assumed.

So the joke is that necrophilia is a bridge too far, as is being a faggot.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick's yoda impression fails him once again.

 

[Bias Judge.]

Fat's idea of how people talk and behave seems to be based on 90's sitcoms, where everyone has a quip for every situation. Very Weadon-esque.

I suspect he was raised by the TV….seems to be common with lolcows. Tommy was prob a lazy drunk just like Pat. Reminds me of how Chis-Chan would deliver dramatic speeches that sounded like saturday morning capeshit cartoons. Add in a little of that Tomlinson personality disorder with a touch of autism and you have an individual who understands the world through 80s/90s pop culture.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fatty has spent his day on Twitter speculating as to whether Trump has created snuff films on Epstein Island or otherwise raped children before murdering them.

He then implies he would either rape a live boy or a dead girl, and that either will do for him. I personally am not sure why the girl has to be dead. This sentiment upset a fellow leftist male who was raped as a child along with his sister.

Wyświetl załącznik 8381670
Wyświetl załącznik 8381676

Well if your sister is still alive we can rule out Rick as a potential suspect.

He then responds to a tranny who appears to believe that snuff videos are just “sexual play” between “adult actors” by commenting on the size his penis.

Wyświetl załącznik 8381677

Truly sick stuff, Rick.

Am I retarded, I’ve never heard a live boy or a dead girl unless it was in relation to trooning young girls. Is he just making shit up again?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Am I retarded, I’ve never heard a live boy or a dead girl unless it was in relation to trooning young girls. Is he just making shit up again?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Louisiana/comments/15dbgnm/a_famous_quote_from_former_governor_edwin_edwards/

A famous quote from former Governor Edwin Edwards...​

During a successful election campaign for governor in 1983, he boasted, "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

 

[Dean Pentel]

Do these retards not know

I feel as if you can end any of these questions right there as the answer you'd get is obvious.

So the joke is that necrophilia is a bridge too far, as is being a faggot.

What about being very fat too? So fat it appears you have some pretty big tits. Would you consider those aggravating factors?

Tommy was prob a lazy drunk just like Pat.

Unlike Patrick, Tommy actually excelled at a few things: sucking dick and raising dumb, combative faggots.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Louisiana/comments/15dbgnm/a_famous_quote_from_former_governor_edwin_edwards/

A famous quote from former Governor Edwin Edwards...​

During a successful election campaign for governor in 1983, he boasted, "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

You see? We used to be a proper country.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What about being very fat too? So fat it appears you have some pretty big tits. Would you consider those aggravating factors?

It's hard to imagine the election that Ricky T would win, if substituted for the candidate.

Even swapping Saddam for him would result in a loss.

 

[ChampFantana]

We're gonna need a bigger helicopter.

No stalker child, you did not just tether me to 3 separate Chinook helicopters who struggled to lift me off the ground.

That is why you will kill yourself in prison. Enjoy oblivion.

 

[Major]

Fat.

I am not fat, child, I am corpulent, blubbery, rotund, porcine. Enjoy prison, stalker

 

[AnOminous]

OH LAWDY, ANUDDAH LONELY RICK SIGHTING AGAIN MAAAAAANNNNN IT KEEPS FUCKING GETTING FATTER AND FATTER MY SIDES MAAAAAN
Wyświetl załącznik 8381393

The brothermen also sourced this reel from Instagram. Magnificent!
Fat reel

It's hilarious how Fatty has such a weird, fat shape and bizarre posture that you can identify him instantly from any angle, even from behind. Also the fact that the retard wears clothes at least three sizes too small helps.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

OH LAWDY, ANUDDAH LONELY RICK SIGHTING AGAIN MAAAAAANNNNN IT KEEPS FUCKING GETTING FATTER AND FATTER MY SIDES MAAAAAN
Wyświetl załącznik 8381393

The brothermen also sourced this reel from Instagram. Magnificent!
Fat reel

He can't even belly up to the bar anymore, it's tits up to the bar now.