The Harris in the White House Alternate History Speculation Thread

[TyrasGuard]

Isn't Zohran Mandami pretty much what a NY-only version Kamala presidency would've been?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Blacks

Which reminds me: I think that Harris would likely have mandated that all the names of the oh-so-holy "marginalized groups" would then have to be capitalized -- sort of like how Christians capitalize the "pronouns" of God -- in all official documents, and push for such to be a standard in the mainstream. Meaning you would have seen a lot of crap like "Chris Chan is a Transgender influencer", or "we must protect Indigenous intellectual property" or "we must put an end to the sexualization of Women" in the mainstream.

And speaking of blacks, I also imagine that the Harris administration would have made the passing of George Floyd into a national holiday, like "Juneteenth" was under Biden.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Isn't Zohran Mandami pretty much what a NY-only version Kamala presidency would've been?

Not a chance. The VP of Genocide Joe was just another head of the neoliberal hydra. Zohran is what happens when you elect Reddit.

 

[Thiletonomics]

That reminds me: I think that Harris would likely have mandated that the names of the oh-so-holy "marginalized groups" would all have to be capitalized -- like Christians capitalize the "pronouns" of God -- in all official documents, and push for such to be standard in the mainstream. So you'd see a lot of crap like "Chris Chan is a Transgendered influencer", or "we must recognize Indigenous intellectual property" or "we must put an end to the sexualization of Women", etc.

And speaking of blacks, I also imagine that the Harris administration would have made the death of George Floyd a national holiday.

Would Kamala be so crazy to replace gender words like "man/male and woman/female" with "Body Type 1/Body Type 2" instead? Imagine sporting events calling them "Body Type 1 College Football" or "Body Type 2 College Basketball".

 

[Atomic Ant]

Every time an electron interacts, the wavefunction collapses, and the timeline is split--two worlds are created, one where the interacting electron had spin up, one where the electron had spin down. Trillions of electrons interact every second, and with each interaction the timeline is split in two, creating innumerably many worlds. Finite, but unfathomably many timelines which each differ, some imperceptibly, and some wildly unlike the one we find ourselves in. In each and every one of these timelines, Kamala Harris lost.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can you imagine how smug SJW "influencers" would be had Harris got in the White House?

 

[potato in mah painus]

The big one above all else, is she would have committed US troops to be directly involved in Ukraine.
That's why it feels like the 2024 election was a massive bullet dodged, direct and open troop involvement would have escalated into another global conflict.

All the timelines where she won, are timelines that came to an abrupt end. And the defining moment was a bullet flying two more inches to the right.

 

[Severed Penis Klinic]

Nobody has mentioned Covid but I think it is very likely that we would be having lockdowns, social distancing and masking again. Right now there are active Covid-19 sub lineages like KP.3.1.1 and others that nobody really cares about but if Kamala won I think they'd be blowing that shit out of proportion just like they did with the original Covid.

Why? Because a Kamala presidency would be such an absolute shitshow that they would need a heavy handed way to control the population and a manufactured panic about a new pandemic would be the easiest way to do it.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Nobody has mentioned Covid but I think it is very likely that we would be having lockdowns, social distancing and masking again. Right now there are active Covid-19 sub lineages like KP.3.1.1 and others that nobody really cares about but if Kamala won I think they'd be blowing that shit out of proportion just like they did with the original Covid.

Why? Because a Kamala presidency would be such an absolute shitshow that they would need a heavy handed way to control the population and a manufactured panic about a new pandemic would be the easiest way to do it.

Heck, I can see Kamala literally copying the CCP's playbook by enacting mass nucleic acid testing, the mass lockdown concentration camps from Australia and Hong Kong, vaccine passports, the Dabai mass disinfecting and hunting down COVID restriction violators, and killing people's pets to "prevent COVID from mutating into deadlier strains". The snitch hotlines/websites that some States had during COVID would be made nation-wide, and failing to snitch, even on family and friends, will result in million-fold greater punishments. The restrictions would be so draconian that even China, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia would think that it's WAY too much, even though they wouldn't be able to do anything about them.

Also, with Walz's CCP ties, that would be an avenue for the Kamala administration to license out China's Great Firewall technology to stop dissent and VPNs, and they somehow would be able to crack TOR so that people can't even hide their tracks with TOR.

 

[Absolutego]

Isn't Zohran Mandami pretty much what a NY-only version Kamala presidency would've been?

Kamala's less a "rich person espousing socialism" brand of Third-Worldist race commie and more a "corporate stooge meeting visual diversity requirements" brand of Third-Worldist race commie. Probably would've offered free bus rides and the like, but less of the going after landlords (national version: property companies) and threatening to intervene in bankruptcies fueled by rent debt. Basically imagine the way to implement any kind of socialist policy in a way that actually serves as free gibs to a private company providing those services and you have Kamala's actions in office.

I imagine foreign policy would be more of the same, trying to get an emergency executive order implementing a national ban on abortion bans would've been on the table, using whatever means are available to her to keep bailing out Obamacare, more green energy subsidies and hostility to the petroleum industry, basically 4 more years of Biden but more willing to take a retarded stand on particular issues because there's actually someone in charge instead of a presidency by committee, relying on doing as little as possible to invite investigation.

 

[tehpope]

Probably biden part 2. Her cabinet tries to run the country while she hides and day drinks. Things keep getting shittier by the day. Not the massive drop off like people are imagining. DEI would still be in place. More people getting sick of how the country is ran.

Given how massively unpopular she was and how shaky he coalition was even on the absolute best of days? We would probably have already had a total implosion of the DNC over who gets to hold her strings.

Possible that the DNC would be in a massive civil war. the late silent geners and boomers in the neolib corner. and the progressives in the other corner.

No one would take her seriously internationally so you would see Putin invade a NATO country or two and China invade Taiwan. She wouldn't have supported Israel's war with Iran so the kikes would have had her killed pretty quick after they couldn't intercept any MRBM.

Other than Israel / Mosad killing her, you're spot on. In public, she and her people would have a face of being against Israel. Twisting their words to only imply that they won't support them. But behind closed doors, supporting them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So, I think the Hillary timeline is one where we're screwed, but screwed by competent people who want to keep the system afloat so that they stay in power. I think the Trump -> Biden -> Harris timeline is one where we're screwed by insane people who don't just politely disagree with conservatives, they openly hate them and hunt them down.

I imagine more assassinations of notable "wrongthinkers" would happen in that Harris timeline than in real life. A Charlie Kirk assassination likely still would've happened.

 

[Thiletonomics]

No one would take her seriously internationally so you would see Putin invade a NATO country or two and China invade Taiwan. She wouldn't have supported Israel's war with Iran so the kikes would have had her killed pretty quick after they couldn't intercept any MRBM.

With the yet another wave of protests in Iran happening, Kamala would likely provide direct support to Iran to stomp out the protests for good.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

some possibly TTS and/or AI-generated vid makes claims:

What if Kamala Harris WON ? - REDACTED FUTURES

Spoiler: tl;dw

>claims Trump would push supporters to riot
>then Trump "cries fraud" and courts toss it
>the swearing in of Harris happens
>executive orders come flying
>abortion access is protected
>"safe space for the LGBTQ agenda"
>solar panels on all federal buildings
>"she tries to do more but Congress is a brick wall"
>she loses the Senate despite winning the House
>MSM and "TikTok" dub her "Queen Harris"
>it's about "playing it safe" abroad
>Ukraine gets more aid to counter Russia
>"she talks tough on China over Taiwan"
>"no appetite for a new war"
>"Russia mocks from the sidelines
>Europe preps for pro-climate agenda
>the "culture war" goes "nuclear"
>red states sue
>blue states beg for more funding for "sancutary cities" and pro-immigration laws
>Harris "tiptoes between being a symbol and being called a puppet"
>"conspiracy theories run wild"
>"the country splits even deeper"
>some economic panic but things settle
>"unions get bolder"
>"tech CEOs freak out over her economy plan"
>Democrats favor Harris' "build back better" and Republicans hate it
>"students protest"
>"Boomers complain"
>"everyone's arguing about the future"
>her approval rating is 48% 6 months in

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

IMO Harris never had any real political convictions of her own, she just says what she thinks her constituents want to hear. Maaybe gun control, and she even went back on that.

So in short term, the same people who were driving Biden's corpse around the White House would be running the show. In longer term, who the fuck knows.

Probably neolib economics, with lots of identity politics bones thrown to leftists to keep them placated. In Kamalas case, prolly done in a really authoritarian and hamfisted manner.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Tim Walz's buddy Keith Ellison would for sure be a cabinet member. He would for sure be the most mob like member of the administration. Using threats and coercion to silence whistle blowers and any means to shut down the business of his enemies. He would be the strongman behind several convenient murders.

 

[23iwakura23]

I've been thinking about this since you posted it, so here goes:

The reality on week one is that Harris is basically fucked. No electoral map which gives harris the presidency actually gives her congress to any measurable ends.

To this, she cannot overthrow the SCOTUS, and by that, she basically ends up being a lame duck jackoff with government waiting for her to not be in office before it moves again.

If she wanted to make a law, congress would deny it, and if congress agreed to it, SCOTUS would say it's unconstitutional.

If you think there is an alt-hist where harris matters, you don't get how totally fucked the democratic party is.

There isn't a federal level solution where she gets to be some Wilsonian internationalist queen that just rules america with whatever gay shit the gay nigger society of america wants.

America is fundamentally oriented towards conservatism to the extent that a harris presidency would just be our country rolling our eyes and sighing at a retarded school-teacher giving her opinion before we go beat up the gay kid after lunch anyway..

That's how fucking useless a harris presidency would have been.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Nobody has mentioned Covid but I think it is very likely that we would be having lockdowns, social distancing and masking again. Right now there are active Covid-19 sub lineages like KP.3.1.1 and others that nobody really cares about but if Kamala won I think they'd be blowing that shit out of proportion just like they did with the original Covid.

Why? Because a Kamala presidency would be such an absolute shitshow that they would need a heavy handed way to control the population and a manufactured panic about a new pandemic would be the easiest way to do it.

Yeah, which would make America death spiral harder because let-it-rot attitude becomes a social obligation that the government has to allow.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Christians would be in gas chambers and ovens again

 

[Thiletonomics]

Christians would be in gas chambers and ovens again

Nah, they'd likely be preserved to be used as fresh organs for Democrat politicians and CCP Elites, and reproductive organs will be used to transplant into people when SRS is perfected during Kamala's reign. And yes, that means that MtFs will get uteruses and vaginas installed from "selected' Christians so that those troons can reach peak Euphoria by being able to have sex, have a child, and then chestfeed it.