💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[The Feline Solution 2]

Is she really gonna make turkey stock and say it's soup?

Did anyone expect any less from the Koran Kooking Kween? I didn't even bother to comment that chicken soup isn't made with a chicken carcass but rather a whole chicken or chicken parts with, you know, meat on the bones because EVERYONE (except Anisa) knows that

 

[The Secret Sauce]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

He also does really boring stupid basic bitch normie internet games badly, so there's that too.

Hey now, let's be fair. His lovely wife sometimes drops by to tell everyone he shits his pants, give helpful tips on how to identify a spineless rich incel for gold digging purposes, or serve up some canned Vienna sausages on cardboard for him to choke down

 

[exit light]

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Hey now, let's be fair. His lovely wife sometimes drops by to tell everyone he shits his pants, give helpful tips on how to identify a spineless rich incel for gold digging purposes, or serve up some canned Vienna sausages on cardboard for him to choke down

All while he's waving around a troon flag and saying how he's better than Hasan or some dumb stuff.

 

[dick tha master]

I wonder if we will see the turkey flavoured magic potion she cooked up on stream or ig ?

 

[Saint Cuthbert]

Hope Idubbbz had a very merry halalmas, eating baked snake skin and jeet-adjacent slop as his FIL recites hadiths against the infidel and Anisa strums one out over Cenk's nephew

 

[Eventide]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

So he's basically become Ethan Ralph.

 

[Jackpot]

You're getting soup.
Wyświetl załącznik 8333887
Also, sigh. Bitch, it's carcasS. She mixed up merry and marry in the last Instagram story dump too. She's can't spell for shit, she's legitimately retarded.

I'd put money down that Anisa would have became a vegan for political good boy points if she hadn't got felted so hard by Vegan Gains.

It would be another instance of her losing to him. She would rather personally slaughter thousands of animals than let that happen.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Replying to Bog #73

Anisa says she almost "Dry drowned on wine" on their wedding day and thought she was going to die, Ian says she was wheezing and complaining.

•Anisa explains how she almost "Dry drowned." She starts off by saying shes afraid of mascots, and she seen the Elvis performer as a mascot. So they went to drink to calm her anxiety. Ian forgot to tip the Elvis impersonator, which made Anisa extremely nervous and shaky while drinking. This led to her accidentally breathing in a bunch of wine into her lungs.

•Anisa continues on with how horrible this experience was. She said it burned so bad, she couldnt breathe and she was bawling her eyes out around a bunch of people. "I literally thought i was going to die on my wedding day"

Anisa exaggerates and lies a lot but at least the "drinking wine through the wrong hole" remains consistent.

The first time she told this story, she said she got a call from the doctor right before they went down to see Elvis. The doctor told her the results of her cervix biopsy were abnormal and that she possibly had cancer. She was upset they called her on her big day even though she told them not to!!111! She said it made her cry and that she needed the wine to get through the day. Turns out she just has a strain of HPV and not cancer or something. But yes Elvis is WAY scarier than cancer Anisa, that'll make a good story to show how autistic and not like other girls you are.

Another funny fact - Pinksparkles (asmongold's ex gf) helped to witness and officiate the idubbbz/anisa wedding. I think Pink and Asmond were already exes at this point, but it's another possibility as to why Anisa&I hate him so much. To my knowledge Pink and Asmond are on good terms tho so idk.

ps merry christmas bros, glad to see the thread thriving.

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

Hope Idubbbz had a very merry halalmas, eating baked shedded snake skin

Hoe has to kill the poo pants as soon as she can. I always thought her original plan was to troon him out and make him kill himself that way, but I guess that was taking too long, so now it's moving on to the tried and true poisoning.

 

[PetiteFeet]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

I am listening to a King Cobra JFS related video as I was reading this and I realised, Ian is literally just slowly becoming Cobes.
Except Cobes at least had moments of genuine genius despite everything. Ian is just going to have his brain rot and you can't even blame it on spray painting wands indoors, smoking spice, huffing cologne and duster or a woman as vile as NAL, a water demon/Slattenpatte ('saggy tits') in human form.
Imagine if we could get evidence of CTE, so we could at least take that out of the equation that is the downfall of Ian Kane Washburn (Smeagol), aka Gollum/The Raped.

 

[skol]

Of course, Qween Anisa doesn’t just „choke on a drink” like a normal person would. That’s too plebeian.
Coughing out the liquid and carrying on is far below her.
Anisa has to turn a mundane situation into a near death experience. „Dry drowning!” Then somehow carrying on with the day.
Let’s be real.
If she had dry drowning event she’d go to a hospital in ambulance for a check up.
She was just nervous because she was about to marry her moneybag in some seedy shithole, right after her hypochondriac mind was winded up by a call from the clinic. She was probably just chugging that wine to numb herself from her reality.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Hey now, let's be fair. His lovely wife sometimes drops by to tell everyone he shits his pants, give helpful tips on how to identify a spineless rich incel for gold digging purposes, or serve up some canned Vienna sausages on cardboard for him to choke down

Don't forget holding up plates to prove they actually own plates! I was howling when that clip came up in the latest Bunjeee vid again, it's so good in its autisticness.

 

[scumfuck]

Ian streamed. Usually BLM gives us clips through out it but I'm assuming they're either busy or it was just soooo boring it was un-aloggable. Can't blame 'em tbh.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

To Ian Kane Jomha,
Stan Twitter 101 - Wash yo ass two or three times a day [Xs6JaCq5pdg].mp4
- sincerely, everybody from this thread.

Hold the fucking phone. You mean to tell me you can wash your ass with a child's winter glove?
I never had a problem with doing so, but this is a real game changer.

 

[scumfuck]

Hold the fucking phone. You mean to tell me you can wash your ass with a child's winter glove?
I never had a problem with doing so, but this is a real game changer.

It's an exfoliating glove lol but yeah, probably. Anything would be better than not doing it. It would certainly be an improvement for the stinky Raped

 

[Saint Cuthbert]

This thread has been a wild ride as a n00b to this site.

I came across him on twitch a month or so ago for the first time since 2017, I was really surprised by how nasty he is to chatters and people he clearly views as peasants.

He isn't nasty in a funny sassy way or an entertaining wings of redemption tard rage way. He just comes across as a really petty nasty coward that would be insufferable to be around.

I genuinely can't imagine him interacting with normies. I think even the rest of the online zoo like Hasan, H3H3 and Asmon etc would be able to hold a conversation at a dinner table etc. But he seems to be completely consumed by his own spite and insecurity.

I don't even blame Anisa that much TBH. Yeah she is a desperate attention seeker but she is also one of those chicks that needs you to stand up to her and put her in her place with natural assertiveness. Every other subservient online twink seems to have recognised that and avoided her E.G Chris Ray Gun

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Yeah, but like, don't you see the juxtaposition? When you think of Fiona you think of a shy girl from a high school

Huh. I knew one Fiona in highschool and she was the biggest slut around. Like unironically would openly admit to offering to blow seniors for cigarettes. Pretty sure she'd have given anal for some Mikes Hard or UV Blue.
Fiona isn't some sweetheart name is my point. Might as well name her Alexis or Crystal at that point.

Yeah Ian's got my vote as well. It was gonna be Rekieta, but it turns out that even the narcotics-addled Rekieta had the sense to mostly lay low for the rest of the year after his life-changing public humiliation...

Hard to be dumber and less self-aware than Rekieta, but Ian and Anissa make it look effortless.

Poo on Rekieta.
I know he's a house favorite on the farms I just never got the appeal. His issues seem more tragic than fun. Yeah make fun of him but the softy side reminds me he has kids which makes his situation less funny. Also Rekieta won two years in a row? It feels like an Emmy given to a show only doing reruns at this point.

EDITondensed double post

 

[Clancee]

Fiona isn't some sweetheart name is my point.

Lmao, in the movie Eurotrip the protagonist gets dumped on his graduation night and then has to watch his ex sing about the affair she was having. And her name was also Fiona.

If Anisa names the dogs, she probably just thought Fiona sounds "cool" for a dog's name.

 

[anliteralidiot]

If Anisa names the dogs, she probably just thought Fiona sounds "cool" for a dog's name.

I thought it was because it's the name of the girl ogre in Shrek. Ian and Anisa love Shrek.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Lmao, in the movie Eurotrip the protagonist gets dumped on his graduation night and then has to watch his ex sing about the affair she was having. And her name was also Fiona.

If Anisa names the dogs, she probably just thought Fiona sounds "cool" for a dog's name.

"Anisa doesn't know that Fiona and I do it in her bed every tuesday
I say I'm in therapy but I never go, still Fiona's on her paws and
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL ANISA
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW OH!"