💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Smithfield Ham]

The perfect Anisa and I parody cartoon was already made 20 years ago.

100% accurate, right down to the part where he can't hang out with his friends because he's far too busy watching what she tells him too. Except instead of actually good movies like When Harry Met Sally, she makes him watch Lindsay Ellis video essays and low-quality indie slop.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

To be fair, Ian only eats when Anisa needs someone to clean up the slop she produces for her cooking posts. I image he's the sort of guy with a now caloric intake due to not being very active anymore.

"You are hungry, Ian!" indeed. God, i hated when boxing coach told that story, i would've flipped ages ago if my girlfriend would nag me like Anisa does.

Excuse me, sometimes they eat kid cereal for dinner.

My bad, didn't notice the cereal because i was distracted by the poor, neglected cancer dog that is relegated to "Insta story prop" now by the AndIs. Fiona is so cute in that pic. Sidenote, Fiona is a fucking retarded name for a dog.

 

[dick tha master]

To Ian Kane Jomha,

- sincerely, everybody from this thread.

 

[Jackpot]

Anisa has dropped some Instagram stories. Aside from the one Fiona mention, nothingburgers, really.

Spoiler: IG stories

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Anisa's got you, fam.
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She mentions listening to Christmas music, Anisa is definitely the type to perfomatively skip any songs about Christ, I'd put money on it.

Shouldn't her Irish Muslim heritage prevent her from wanting to celebrate Christmas anyway? Or do they believe in Halal Claus who comes and marries all the good little boys and girls?

Who am I kidding, she'd never give up a holiday where people buy her stuff.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

i'm probably just being petty tho

Never apologize for being petty! The cattiness and nitpicking of everything Anus does on this thread is my favorite part!

It's entirely guilt free pleasure compared to the sad depths they drag others down to.

 

[break these cuffs]

Sidenote, Fiona is a fucking retarded name for a dog.

Yeah, but like, don't you see the juxtaposition? When you think of Fiona you think of a shy girl from a high school, but this Fiona is a rotweiler! They're known for being powerful loyal working dogs who are often understimulated or abused by white trash, niggers, and middle class white women who spend too much time worshipping niggers on social media. ISN'T THAT SO QUIRKY?!

Incidentally rotties are one of my favorite breeds because I played in the backyard at my mom's friend's house with one many times as a young child. I wish they hadn't been given such a bad rap in the 80s and 90s. They're a wonderful breed.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Yeah, but like, don't you see the juxtaposition? When you think of Fiona you think of a shy girl from a high school, but this Fiona is a rotweiler! They're known for being powerful loyal working dogs who are often understimulated or abused by white trash, niggers, and middle class white women who spend too much time worshipping niggers on social media. ISN'T THAT SO QUIRKY?!

I refuse to believe that this is the rationale behind the name because i know Anisa can't form thought processes that complex

 

[Birthday Cat]

I refuse to believe that this is the rationale behind the name because i know Anisa can't form thought processes that complex

sirs and/or maams, the only affiliation the name fiona has had since shrek 1 came out is for shrek

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Where can one vote for LOTY? Posting here because theyre my vote

Yeah Ian's got my vote as well. It was gonna be Rekieta, but it turns out that even the narcotics-addled Rekieta had the sense to mostly lay low for the rest of the year after his life-changing public humiliation...

Hard to be dumber and less self-aware than Rekieta, but Ian and Anissa make it look effortless.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

I wish they hadn't been given such a bad rap in the 80s and 90s. They're a wonderful breed.

They wuz a good breed n' din du nuffin. They wuz jus tryna play with dem keeeds.

 

[Clancee]

I am STARVING for more of your cooking pictures queen.

You're getting soup.

Also, sigh. Bitch, it's carcasS. She mixed up merry and marry in the last Instagram story dump too. She's can't spell for shit, she's legitimately retarded.

 

[dick tha master]

You're getting soup.

Ian:

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Is she really gonna make turkey stock and say it's soup?

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

You're getting soup.
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Also, sigh. Bitch, it's carcasS. She mixed up merry and marry in the last Instagram story dump too. She's can't spell for shit, she's legitimately retarded.

It looks like one of those raw offal food bowls people make for dogs.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

My grandma used to have a bowl like that for scraps and trash when she was cooking. She called it the "slop" and she would throw it out for stray cats to eat at the end of the day. AndI is eating trash.

 

[scumfuck]

You're getting soup.
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Also, sigh. Bitch, it's carcasS. She mixed up merry and marry in the last Instagram story dump too. She's can't spell for shit, she's legitimately retarded.

She's doing that bit from Arrested Development with Carl Weathers
"that bone still has some meat on it! Throw it in a pot with carrots and a potato and baby you got a stew going!"

 

[Waifuwars]

You're getting soup.
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Jesus isn't real because we didn't get any pictures of their Christmas dinner Allah forgive me. Though, I bet they just ordered Denny's delivery for Christmas. Sad! She's giftless! She's cookieless! She can't even spell!

Psst Anita you can always replate delivery food and pretend you cooked it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

 

[poopshoes]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

He also does really boring stupid basic bitch normie internet games badly, so there's that too.

 

[Carbiter]

So are all his streams now literally just him sitting in a chair, reacting to negative comments from randos, whining about people who don't like him, and eating?

I don't...fuckin...know why you're...uh...fuckin....insulting him...fuckin looser....this is...uh...fuckin...really weird, creepy, behavior...loser...go to....fuckin uh...therapy...loser