💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

Letting Aaron Imholte inseminate your wife's barren womb to no effect doesn't count as "two or three bad days", Nick.
The Joker was referring to extreme tragedy, war or famine. Not watching your wife have her first orgasm since your engagement.

Actually, the worst day was Nick's wife told him he sucks at sex and she needs strange cock to be happy

 

[Lian Xing]

Actually, the worst day was Nick's wife told him he sucks at sex and she needs strange cock to be happy

Was it? Nick sucks at sex and he needs strange cock to be happy, too. You think they’d be able to rekindle their love for each other over strange cock, but alas, it must have been a wedge driven between them, strangle cock facing Qayla.

 

[AnOminous]

I pray Celeste Rekieta funds a generous trust to cover their future lifetime of therapy.

She's the one who funded Nick's reign of terror and abuse.

Everyone has bad days, nerds.

There he is pulling his Joker act again.

Dumbass Nick, the whole point of the Joker is he's fucking insane. Plenty of people have plenty of bad days, much worse than your bad days of having to DRIVE YOUR KEEEEEEDS AROUND that you constantly whine about, and don't turn into psycho faggots.

I don't doubt they 'want' to be Mr Beast anymore than I wanted to be Slash when I was a kid.

I doubt the fuck out of it. Reason 1: Nick said it.

Rekieta could only dream of such effective HRO litigation. Submitted and denied in under three days.

Luigi Hardin wins by doing absolutely nothing. WOO HOOOO!

 

[Pentamidine]

Nick said his kids wanted to be streamers as part of his reasoning for not putting money away for their education. I think it was to cover for the real reason he hasn't saved money for college - the trust fund is going to pay for it. Nick was never on the hook for it. Hence the "They all want to be streamers like their Dad!" BS.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

Dumbass Nick, the whole point of the Joker is he's fucking insane. Plenty of people have plenty of bad days, much worse than your bad days of having to DRIVE YOUR KEEEEEEDS AROUND that you constantly whine about, and don't turn into psycho faggots.

True, but consider this. Most people do not allow their daughter to either get into (or deliberately give her) their cocaine and almost overdose like Nick did.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's really saying

"Me getting busted for cocaine and child neglect is a completely average thing that could have happened to anyone! People are focusing on me so much because they're just jealous of my awesome success!"

He's obsessed with downplaying everything negative he's done as something that could have happened to anyone while pretending that his success was totally unique to him.

He's acting like the average person would immediately swing and starve and dose their kid with cocaine the second they got famous while pretending that him talking over legal cases with a panel is a totally unique thing only he could have come up with and done.

He unironically told his audience that there are swingers 'everywhere' and they might even be in your church! This man has no idea of how to conceptualise a normal life. Remember the 3k monthly snack budget? The mail=order fashion boxes and meal prep? Not to mention how he acquired 2 homes in a period of entry-level employment.

Nick is a nepo baby with no idea how to function in the real world.

 

[Red Frida]

He's the joker but gay and retarded.

 

[Harman Smith]

He's on a trip with Lady Rackets. No mention of the kids.

Is he allowed to leave the state?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He's the joker but gay and retarded.

It's like if Joker let Commissioner Gordon's dork nephew fuck Harley Quinn and instead of committing crimes and causing chaos he huffs Smilex and makes bitchy phone calls to Batman that the dork nephew needs to be locked up. Except Kayla would be more like Harley Chins (because SHE'S FAT!)

 

[Not Even Twice]

Rekieta is hiding from the public as much as he can due to bad news. He is trying to work out how to spin, lie and deceive about it. When he re-emerges it could be an all time classic.

Is this something you know or are you making an educated guess?

 

[Lt Saavik]

Rekieta is hiding from the public as much as he can due to bad news. He is trying to work out how to spin, lie and deceive about it. When he re-emerges it could be an all time classic.

Is this confirmed, or an educated guess*.....and do you know if it's related to his 'birthday trip?'

He's on a trip with Lady Rackets. No mention of the kids.

Is he allowed to leave the state?

Hmm. Sounds unplanned to me. Is this from his Locals?
Very curious he didn't mention this before he left - or mention it sooner.

InB4 'It was last minute, and I was somewhere with no signal.'

*Edit: Jinx! @Not Even Twice

 

[AltisticRight]

Romaine 12 Actions (who "Lady" Rackets follows on Instagram) wishes you a Merry Christmas.


Say hi to chocolate Santa.

 

[SargonF00t]

He's on a trip with Lady Rackets. No mention of the kids.

Is he allowed to leave the state?

If it is for Kayla's much needed bariatric surgery, I am sure they would permit it.

 

[King George III]

For some reason or another, jewtube decided to recommend LegalBytes, whom I haven't watched in several years, this is what I saw. Everyone besides Nick, including myself, is doing pretty good.


ED: shit is being all fucky.

 

[TexOffender]

Romaine 12 Actions (who "Lady" Rackets follows on Instagram) wishes you a Merry Christmas.
Wyświetl załącznik 8294966

Say hi to chocolate Santa.
Chocolate santa #fyp#christmas @dmvbirthdaybash.mp4

Man Lady Rackets is easy to please lol. This guy needs to hit the gym.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Romaine 12 Actions (who "Lady" Rackets follows on Instagram) wishes you a Merry Christmas.
Wyświetl załącznik 8294966

Say hi to chocolate Santa.
Chocolate santa #fyp#christmas @dmvbirthdaybash.mp4

If I was into glass tapping I'd superchat him asking why his wife follows niggers...but I'm not going to give this faggot 5 dollars.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

If I was into glass tapping I'd superchat him asking why his wife follows niggers...but I'm not going to give this faggot 5 dollars.

Nick "Handsome Pete" Rekieta would go on for hours from that one tossed coin so it's best never to donate, least of all to a trust fund maggot.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Say hi to chocolate Santa.

I don't know why it surprised me that Nick's bull is so zesty.

 

[CoomerTine]

It seems rekeita is back from Hedonism!

 

[Major]

Has he notified his parole officer of his trip?