DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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- 23 Sie 2025
If only phil had some kind neighbors or any friends at all who could catsit for him
Cardinal Cardinal
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- 31 Paź 2023
Or a sister who needs a place to stay.
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- 7 Kwi 2022
Pet owners are insane in today's world treating them better than humans, so Phil fits in.
fresh pair of socks
kiwifarms.net
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- 28 Lip 2023
Jasper's life is worth more to me than Phil's.
Jasper is just an easy excuse for Phil. Phil is practially a shut-in these days, but doesn't want to admit it, so he blames the fact he can't go anywhere on his cat. Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.
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- 4 Gru 2018
Not my fault my cat is better than nearly any human being I have or will ever meet. Humans should pull their fucking thumbs out and prove it if they think they’re so much better
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- 7 Kwi 2022
To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.
Ardath
kiwifarms.net
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- 5 Sie 2024
I honestly hope he is lying because otherwise its so pathetic its hard to put into words.
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- 28 Kwi 2015
I just take every thing that comes out of his mouth as a lie. That's his entire life, begging and lying. Both of which, feed scopley.
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- 1 Maj 2022
TMI: I love our cats, all of them are rescues, one of which was bottle-raised. If we were offered a trip to Japan, they'd be sure to get some fun Nihon no kyattonippumausu.
I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.
All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.
I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.
All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.
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- 23 Sie 2025
Remember guys, when asmon watches phil's detractor and clip channels, that's wrong and completely taken out of context, but when phil watches LG and lummox videos, that's fine and completely in context.
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- 24 Maj 2020
Nigga... c'mon... we both know that she'd spend the entire trip sitting in the hotel with a glazed-over expression in her eyes as she can't comprehend why the annie-mays she's watching aren't dubbed in English as she is downing her 18th Premium Gourmet
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- 1 Maj 2022
At least she'd be in Japan. We all know she doesn't speak the language, she just wants to be there. Phail can't even do that. He's one of the most selfish people I've ever seen.
Using Jasper to shield what a twat he is is crazy. Phail refused a trip to Hogan's bar, not because of the cat or perceived threat of anal rape: he doesn't want to be inconvenienced in any way. Packing a bag would be too much work. Driving to the airport would be out of the question. Unless it's something he wants, it's stupid or too expensive.
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- 27 Gru 2021
Thats the balance detractors have to straddle. You can point and laugh and be based like Agent Proper or you can sperg out and tap the glass. Personally I've said some heinous shit about Phil that I won't and can't take back. Obviously I can't say he doesn't piss me off in real life. It's safe to say I'm in too deep. Asmon is a complete outsider who leans more towards the point and laugh but now he's glass tapping. For me his energy tells me this Interview won't be worth a damn. But for those who are content with seeing Phil interact with "normies" (not that Asmon is a normie) you might enjoy it. We'll see.
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- 12 Lut 2020
Wifey and I hate children (who wouldn’t?), so we enjoy constant vacations in which we pay a human being to watch our cats. It costs less than Phil spends in a single night in WWE Champions.
Phil is just a lazy loser who not only doesn’t want to leave his house, but he has no hobbies that would make him interested in anything outside his house. A pathetic loser-style individual.
Nate Dingus
kiwifarms.net
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- 27 Maj 2021
Phil is so narcissistic that he projects his personality onto his cat. Phil can't get a second cat, because Jasper is a spoilt only child who doesnt want to compete for attention. Phil can't go on vacation, because Jasper is clingy and strangers traumatize him.
Cats can be stubborn and fickle, but Jasper is far more adaptable and intelligent than his "dad".
Cats can be stubborn and fickle, but Jasper is far more adaptable and intelligent than his "dad".
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- 3 Lut 2023
The only way to counter Phil's meandering bullshit in an interview, is to stipulate that he can only answer yes or no to the question asked. I know he would never agree to that, but it would be so fucking funny watching him squirm.
strandedcastaway
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Cze 2016
Yeah, Phil himself said that he didn't go in his office the entire week he wasn't streaming. He could have lied like he does about everything, but if he didn't go in his office and he can't travel, what did he do that whole week? Was he in a gin coma on the sofa? Was he camping in the backyard? Just more lies.
We got the half-hour "I can't travel because of Jasper" cope because of the questions posted here to ask him why Kat never got a vacation. He just doesn't grasp that his explanation just made him sound more sheltered and alien.
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- 13 Lip 2017
It's just his extreme agoraphobia and making up excuses to never go out. He could obviously just pay someone to look after Jasper Kitty while he's away and I bet there's a thousand services in his city that do that exact shit.