DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Pet owners are insane in today's world treating them better than humans, so Phil fits in.
Jasper's life is worth more to me than Phil's.

Jasper is just an easy excuse for Phil. Phil is practially a shut-in these days, but doesn't want to admit it, so he blames the fact he can't go anywhere on his cat. Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.
 
Look who's riding on Phil's coattails again

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Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.
To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.
 
TMI: I love our cats, all of them are rescues, one of which was bottle-raised. If we were offered a trip to Japan, they'd be sure to get some fun Nihon no kyattonippumausu.

I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.

All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.
 
Remember guys, when asmon watches phil's detractor and clip channels, that's wrong and completely taken out of context, but when phil watches LG and lummox videos, that's fine and completely in context.
 
Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.
Nigga... c'mon... we both know that she'd spend the entire trip sitting in the hotel with a glazed-over expression in her eyes as she can't comprehend why the annie-mays she's watching aren't dubbed in English as she is downing her 18th Premium Gourmet mayo Nissin cup noodle that her and Phail Instacarted from the local konbini.
 
she'd spend the entire trip sitting in the hotel with a glazed-over expression in her eyes
At least she'd be in Japan. We all know she doesn't speak the language, she just wants to be there. Phail can't even do that. He's one of the most selfish people I've ever seen.

Using Jasper to shield what a twat he is is crazy. Phail refused a trip to Hogan's bar, not because of the cat or perceived threat of anal rape: he doesn't want to be inconvenienced in any way. Packing a bag would be too much work. Driving to the airport would be out of the question. Unless it's something he wants, it's stupid or too expensive.
 
he doesn't know enough about DSP to really grill him and is more likely to softball things so as not to come off as too mean
Thats the balance detractors have to straddle. You can point and laugh and be based like Agent Proper or you can sperg out and tap the glass. Personally I've said some heinous shit about Phil that I won't and can't take back. Obviously I can't say he doesn't piss me off in real life. It's safe to say I'm in too deep. Asmon is a complete outsider who leans more towards the point and laugh but now he's glass tapping. For me his energy tells me this Interview won't be worth a damn. But for those who are content with seeing Phil interact with "normies" (not that Asmon is a normie) you might enjoy it. We'll see.
 
TMI: I love our cats, all of them are rescues, one of which was bottle-raised. If we were offered a trip to Japan, they'd be sure to get some fun Nihon no kyattonippumausu.

I can't imagine Khet loving that cat more than a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. Phail could sit in the hotel watching Japanese commercials as she explores as best she can. Even just standing in Shinjuku would be a treat for her. People bring chairs and watch the 3-D billboards.

All of that to say Phail doesn't want to go anywhere, but blaming it on a cat who would probably love a vacation away from Phail's reeing, is insane. He needs a better excuse, or should try something new -- telling the truth.

Wifey and I hate children (who wouldn’t?), so we enjoy constant vacations in which we pay a human being to watch our cats. It costs less than Phil spends in a single night in WWE Champions.

Phil is just a lazy loser who not only doesn’t want to leave his house, but he has no hobbies that would make him interested in anything outside his house. A pathetic loser-style individual.
 
Phil is so narcissistic that he projects his personality onto his cat. Phil can't get a second cat, because Jasper is a spoilt only child who doesnt want to compete for attention. Phil can't go on vacation, because Jasper is clingy and strangers traumatize him.

Cats can be stubborn and fickle, but Jasper is far more adaptable and intelligent than his "dad".
 
Jasper's life is worth more to me than Phil's.

Jasper is just an easy excuse for Phil. Phil is practially a shut-in these days, but doesn't want to admit it, so he blames the fact he can't go anywhere on his cat. Meanwhile, when he needed to go to Connecticut to beg his mother for cash, Phil wasn't worried about Jasper's anxiety. And if Phil traveled during his mysterious week-long break this summer, Jasper was fine then, too.
Yeah, Phil himself said that he didn't go in his office the entire week he wasn't streaming. He could have lied like he does about everything, but if he didn't go in his office and he can't travel, what did he do that whole week? Was he in a gin coma on the sofa? Was he camping in the backyard? Just more lies.

We got the half-hour "I can't travel because of Jasper" cope because of the questions posted here to ask him why Kat never got a vacation. He just doesn't grasp that his explanation just made him sound more sheltered and alien.
 
To be fair, Phil has been consistent (probably maintained lies) with this. He made a big deal about someone checking in on Jasper Kitty daily during the wedding, and he's still annoyingly not spilled the beans on that week off yet.
It's just his extreme agoraphobia and making up excuses to never go out. He could obviously just pay someone to look after Jasper Kitty while he's away and I bet there's a thousand services in his city that do that exact shit.
 
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