Surgery 05/26/2017 - Phat Phil Going Vegetarian to Prep for Surgery, Cheese Still an Option - "bye-bye unwanted boy parts May 24, 2018."

I'm presuming the fact he's going back under the knife means the first operation was failure and he does, in fact, still have his balls.

Because obviously for vaginoplasty or whatever, you need the extra skin for obvious reasons, no?
 
Slingblade claims to be so poor that he exists on one meal a day that consists of ramen. It's not as if he buys a ton of stuff Phil couldn't eat as a vegetarian.
But he also talks about ordering delivered hot wings at two in the morning. Neither of them can keep a lie going, but even less so when they keep contradicting eachother.
 
Doesn't he know cycling is an excellent way to loose....oh wait....never mind
 
How would going vegetarian supposedly help prep someone for surgery? Is there some weird explanation I've missed? I mean, it's ridiculous to expect ADF to ever make sense, but yeah.

He's a fat fuck, and just assumes going vegetarian will somehow cause him to lose weight, even though the revolting fat blob will just start engulfing enormous plates of french fries and shit like that, and probably get even fatter.

But he also talks about ordering delivered hot wings at two in the morning. Neither of them can keep a lie going, but even less so when they keep contradicting eachother.

They rely on the fact that virtue-signaling troon asspatters are too stupid to remember what they heard five minutes ago and they will therefore get away with any lies, no matter how outrageous.

Sadly, they're generally right about this.
 
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Heh, I'm actually half surprised but perhaps a little relieved that he hasn't decided to fast for Ramadan. Surely he must be aware of it, or is that giving him too much credit? He definitely seems to like appropriating other people's religions. Maybe Islam is too scary for him.
 
Heh, I'm actually half surprised but perhaps a little relieved that he hasn't decided to fast for Ramadan. Surely he must be aware of it, or is that giving him too much credit? He definitely seems to like appropriating other people's religions. Maybe Islam is too scary for him.

Phil's never been an Islamophile. He's actually pretty silent on that issue. He really only cares about religion if he can link it to Mexicans.
 
Wait I thought Phil was homeless. Maybe this was more of a "ain't got shit to eat but shit off the ground, might as well go vegan.".
 
Guys trying to crowd fund being vegetarian.

I'm thinking this may be the crux of the matter. He's using the :autism: equivalent of subtlety to ease into having people pay his grocery bills. By claiming it is in preparation for impending castration, the troon crowd will think twice before questioning it. In his riddled mind, this is just the thing to invite that sweet, sweet financial solidarity.

He doesn't have the mental capacity to maintain the scam, but he thinks he does.
 
Phil's never been an Islamophile. He's actually pretty silent on that issue.

Only sort of. He did make 'Islamic road signs' at one point, posed in a sack that he thought looked like a Palestinian keffiyeh, and bought some maps of the Middle East, sperging out about Iran in particular. On the other hand, he also fantasized about a Palestinian genocide during his Heebaboo phase, and wanted to create an apartheid like system for cishet men in his fake country (which is a great way to insure your country's population never grows, but hey, not my problem).

I think it's more that Phil is afraid of dark skinned people and has trouble with concepts he can't understand; a new religion that's somewhat different from the ones he knows, and moreover, mostly followed by people from different cultures and with different languages than he's familiar with must really scare him. He's very white and suburban at heart. I also think the fact that any mosque would call him out on his trans shit probably scares him too.

But remember when he listed the countries he ostensibly wanted to visit? He left out pretty much all of Africa, the Indian subconinent and SE Asia. Phil THINKS he knows Europe, Australia, New Zealand and Canada because they're ostensibly more or less like the US to him. Even Japan and China he thinks he knows from his weeaboo phase, and of course his stereotypes of Latin America, even if it's all sombreros, queso, cholos and J. Lo in his mind. And of course Russia and Israel from his Slavaboo and wannabe Jew phases. But things like Burundi, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Malawi, Zimbabwe, Nigeria, Yemen, Somalia, Palestine, Iraq, Chad, Cambodia, Laos, Kuwait or Pakistan? He hasn't a clue. He probably couldn't tell you what languages they speak, what they eat, how they dress, what holidays they celebrate, even what their road signs are like. And that's scary to him, partly because it exposes his ignorance.

He really only cares about religion if he can link it to Mexicans.

Eh, he did get into Buddhism during his weeaboo phase, and when pretending to be Communist China, though like most things it was only half-passed at best. I'm sure he was disappointed that most American Buddhists are white and he couldn't find someone to cosplay Naruto with. He also dabbled with 'Wicca' and/or Satanism, which is pretty non-Latino, though he did conflate it with brujería because :autism:.

Of course the most notable one is his short-lived obsession with Judaism, which he again tried tying in with Communism, Slavaboo bullshit and even his fascination with Nazi Germany. The fact that Jews, Russians and Germans haven't played nice with each other never even occurred to him, but then the depth of his knowledge and interest all went back to Hetalia so make of it what you will.

Oddly, he's never seemed to express an interest in Sephardic Jews, despite the connection to Spain, and the fact that many conversos continued to practice Judaism in secret and even immigrated to parts of the Americas. He could easily pretend to have 'rediscovered' lost Sephardic heritage and have the best of being both Latino and Jewish (and even have a connection to Andalusia and the Middle East/North Africa). It's especially weird since he seems to be fascinated by little things like the Beothuk and Kaliningrad. Strikes me he should have heard of the Sephardi Jews. Hell even a lot of opponents of Israel tend to propose a weird dichotomy where the Ashkenazim are European invaders but Sephardim and Mizrahim are peaceful brown natives (never mind that the hardline party Shas is mostly supported by that community and that Rabbi Ovadia Yosef essentially advocated genocide against the non-Jewish Arab minority).

I actually have a pet theory that part of the reason Phil adopted Judaism wasn't just an attempt to stand out and be different, but also because American Jews at least tend to be fairly liberal socially, and he perceived them as being 'cool' with his gay lifestyle at the time. Certainly the stereotype is that Christians in the US are anti-gay, and while many are, especially conservatives obviously, that's still a pretty broad group. Nonetheless, Phil tends to think in very black and white terms. Quite literally in fact. Everyone is either a white cishet conservative Christian living in the suburbs, or a homeless, oppressed non-Christian PoC who's down with the trans issues and living in poverty in the city.

The fact that there are lots of successful black, brown and yellow people living in the suburbs and who don't give a shit about pronouns and gender politics probably would ho over his head. Or he'd just call us traitors and sellouts. I don't know.
 
They rely on the fact that virtue-signaling troon asspatters are too stupid to remember what they heard five minutes ago and they will therefore get away with any lies, no matter how outrageous.

To be fair, he alienates people all the time so there's a good chance none of his current asspatters were even around last time he claimed to be vegetarian. And we know that Toren churns through "friends" even faster.
 
Heh, I'm actually half surprised but perhaps a little relieved that he hasn't decided to fast for Ramadan. Surely he must be aware of it, or is that giving him too much credit? He definitely seems to like appropriating other people's religions. Maybe Islam is too scary for him.

Give it time.

Also I hope Phil knows that when your vegetarian you still gotta avoid having too much stuff like cheese or bread.
 
Only in the USA can you be jobless, on Tism'bux, choose to be vegetarian, and actually get sex change surgery.

The worst thing about this surgery is that he's going to take photos of it and I'm going to look at it and immediately vomit. I've accepted my fate.

*Ahem* Canada will pay up to $200k per tranny for surgery
 
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