💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Nick's ego is so big he will literally admit to every symptom of addiction but refuse to being addicted because he thinks addicts are beneath him
Any normal person would be this deep into sobriety and think "wow I feel so much better right now than I did when I was wasted all the time" but to be Nick is to live in a hell of your own creation so of course he misses booze and coke.
 
I fully recommend for people to archive this locally. A dirty delete is 100% incoming.
Ralph's benzo comedown is hitting hard. He's getting sad and upset.
 
nobody should expect a probation violation. This is Nick preparing his story for his PO. He did whippets a long time ago. But it was before his conviction and he discovered after his conviction that all drugs are bad and never does them now. He has set up a situation where it will still be necessary to prove that he is doing whippets now. He is admitting that he did it so that any evidence that he did it in the past falls flat.
 
It's just so obviously something he made up because he thought it sounded cool. In reality, a bunch of dudes hanging out at an "underwear party" is so fucking gay I don't even believe a bunch of male cheerleaders would do it. I could imagine them being gay enough to have a buttsex party, but an "underwear party?"

Who the fuck is supposed to be the audience for lies this dumb?
1762652802763.png
If Nick actually had friends in college this would be more his speed.
 
I personally commend Meme Copium for putting his foot an inch from lava by goading Ethan Ralph to step up his game.
I also commend JessiePS for an exceptional effort in tardwrangling Ralph.
4/5th of this stream was ass. It was redeemed in the end. I give it a 7/10.
 
Damn, I'll eat my words. Ragepig did deliver some milk after all about ragetwig.
This "recovered" "never was addicted" NERD sure does still fawn over his vices for a guy who never was addicted, huh?
Hey cuck junkie!
4 MORE YEARS OF PROBATION FAGGOT! CRACK OPEN A WHISKEY AND GOOD 'OLE WHIPPIT-CRACKER SINCE THE CUCK COUNTY DOES NOT CARE TO TEST YOU.
Don't worry "brother" any day now April will totally contact you and both of you can escape to a crackshack in Merida together!
lol, lmao even.
Cheers! 🥃 :really:
 

What was the timing for this message, was this a shower text sent during the current livestream?

"life has probably permanently separated us"

This is so, so funny. What an absolute fucking loser, he thinks he and April were a pair of star-crossed lovers, cruelly kept apart by fate, when they were just a pair of greasy, strung-out junkies.

April was out of there and monkey-branching as soon as the drugs dried up and she realised that being Mrs Rekeita the Second, with access to that Trust Fund and related perks, wasn't happening any time soon.

It's amazing seeing how much he's deluded himself that life circumstances and her boyfriend are the only reason they don't talk any more and not the fact she doesn't have a use for him - currently.

If only the children weren't in that house, it would be perfect that Nick and Kayla were stuck with each other as punishment.
 
What was the timing for this message, was this a shower text sent during the current livestream?

"life has probably permanently separated us"

This is so, so funny. What an absolute fucking loser, he thinks he and April were a pair of star-crossed lovers, cruelly kept apart by fate, when they were just a pair of greasy, strung-out junkies.

April was out of there and monkey-branching as soon as the drugs dried up and she realised that being Mrs Rekeita the Second, with access to that Trust Fund and related perks, wasn't happening any time soon.

It's amazing seeing how much he's deluded himself that life circumstances and her boyfriend are the only reason they don't talk any more and not the fact she doesn't have a use for him - currently.

If only the children weren't in that house, it would be perfect that Nick and Kayla were stuck with each other as punishment.
Ralph generally placed it as "a single conversation in June 2025".
 
This is so, so funny. What an absolute fucking loser, he thinks he and April were a pair of star-crossed lovers, cruelly kept apart by fate, when they were just a pair of greasy, strung-out junkies.
Given how clingy he is, this might really be his second piece of pussy ever.
 
Wstecz
Top Na dole