💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

Ralph holy fucking shit no one cares about who broke the Hedo 2 story.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

This is a Gunt News Alert: Some Knoxville shit that is years old and has been discussed ad nauseam.

He's so afraid of saying anything like he's scared of litigation or angering Cuckieta.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick is watching, and is trying to ignore the part where he was heard huffing whippets.

Nick's seething tonight

 

[Sneed Force One]

Ralph is allegedly preparing some screenshots.

He goes on a tangent about his time in Columbia. Meme Copium attempts to redirect the topic back to the promised reveals. Ralph continues bloviating about his legacy or some bullshit. This needs to get back on task.

Edit:
Ralph alleges that icedagger told him that Rekieta and April "ran into eachother at the store" sometime in June. We already know this. Meme Copium states this as well. Ralph forgets what he is talking about and gets into EVS. Saying that EVS shared his DMs.

This is quickly becoming gay as fuck.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the dumbest shit ever.

Instead of paying Ralph $750, people could have read this thread, or watched some of Elb's clips (the confrontation between Keanu and Nick, for example, is a good one), and learned Nick was doing galaxy gas, for free.

Anybody who paid for this needs to rethink their life. Holy crap.

 

[Sneed Force One]

HOLY FUCK RALPH NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT EVS GET BACK TO YOUR ALLEGED SCREENSHOTS PLEASE

 

[Gothic Runes]

HE'S HOLLERIN'

 

[Kheapathic]

To those watching the stream and giving us the details, y'all are the true men of genius, and we salute you.

 

[Pentamidine]

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Nick is watching, and is trying to ignore the part where he was heard huffing whippets.

He'd only do this to draw his attention away from something else. When dirt on Rekieta drops, it tends to drop in groups, so Nick chooses the least damaging thing to focus on and get his audience paying attention to that. For example, his addressing of StarTrek's drops has been to talk about the dirty closet, which is the least bad thing StarTrak has dropped.

He's afraid Ralph has something real, and he's trying to laser focus on the Mexico trip to draw attention away. It could totally work because Ralph can't stay focused and doesn't know what's damaging and what's not.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hahaha Ralph gets a pass there, he roasts Haley from PrettyAntiSocialPodcast, calling her a fat bitch with a black baby(?)
Ralph states Melton treats Rekieta as a clown. I desperately hope Ralph gets to a new point.

Edit:
Meme Copium is getting annoyed, saying lets see the pictures.
Ralph gets frustrated, saying he will show them when he's ready.
He wants to bloviate about his legacy some more.

Edit #2:
Meme doubles down, stating that Ralph needs to reveal something or be remembered as Gabe Hoffman.
Ralph gets angry, JessiePS wisely cuts through the air to slow things down.
Ralph is taking a break, he will show the photos after his break.

 

[Harm]

This sounds like the equal and opposite extreme of the Gabe Hoffman x Keanu stream in terms of being bait-and-switch nontent.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Ralph has gotten involved with multiple cows I pay attention to, and every time it's a nothingburger. Fuck this fat alcoholic pillhead.

 

[Pentamidine]

Jesse PS actually knows how to handle the rage pig. Meme Copium is a newb in the sektur and should have fucked off tbh.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I love watching Ralph cope and seethe. It's like a warm blanket of cozy lolcow content.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Jesse PS actually knows how to handle the rage pig. Meme Copium is a newb in the sektur and should have fucked off tbh.

Meme Copium is poking the rage pig even if he doesn't mean it and it's kino

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Meme is doing pretty well trying to manage Ralph. And the faces he makes are very amusing. I don't know, maybe I have VERY low standards, but I am mildly entertained.

 

[Sneed Force One]

That was a dangerous moment for Meme Copium, he was riding a very fine line of setting off the Rage Pig.
Jessie had the porcine collar there, and gave it a very sharp yank.

 

[johnnynoname]

$750.00 well spent

And that nigga was going to spill it for free eventually.

 

[Oh Darn]

That was a dangerous moment for Meme Copium, he was riding a very fine line of setting off the Rage Pig.
Jessie had the porcine collar there, and gave it a very sharp yank.

Meme has clearly never spent time around BPD chicks

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Ralph throwing shots at EVS and the Pap Smears was hilarious