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The federal government will re-open specifically to pass legislation to fuck over check users before these get cashed.
 
Well, blimey (as Null is wont to say). I procured a money order this past weekend for the forum but haven't yet filled it in much less mailed it. Once the first round of checks have been cashed and things look copasetic, I'll give this new process a whirl.
 
None have. Waiting on something
I hope everything goes smoothly and you don't get kneecapped at the finish line (don't see how you could, but with the bullshit you deal with, you never know.) I sometimes think about the collective money opportunities you've lost during your time running this website, between ads, various payment methods, etc. Had you put forth the efforts you had in a different political climate, you'd probably be a millionaire by now.

Sending my energy for a successful redeeming saar.
 
The check I sent out should be on the way, if it's not already arrived. I love this site and I'm very happy to support it, you can expect a monthly check from me to keep it alive. If I also get to have a stupid gold border with my T&H banner, even better. Long live the Kiwi Farms, the best site on the whole internet. Thanks, Josh, for your perseverance.
 
This site is the only site where I can be myself and not get banned. Will support.
 
shut up and cash my check
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yes, if you pay for multiple months in advance you will be able to send months over to people as gits (planned but not extant feature).
i only have 1 friend on here who wanted one, but i did sign up to start the automatic draft or whatever the hell its called, it should kick in soon. i wish i could do more, i really like it here. :heart-full:
 
Damn nigger what are you waiting for lol
clarification on how the depositor needs the checks, if they needs them endorsed, if they need a bank deposit slip, etc. i emailed them last sunday and have not received a reply. probably has to percolate through seventy layers of retard shitskin clueless jeets in some offshored "help center" before it circles back to a white man who could have handled this in 30 seconds eight days ago.
 
clarification on how the depositor needs the checks, if they needs them endorsed, if they need a bank deposit slip, etc. i emailed them last sunday and have not received a reply. probably has to percolate through seventy layers of retard shitskin clueless jeets in some offshored "help center" before it circles back to a white man who could have handled this in 30 seconds eight days ago.
Various and unsolicited but I care what happens in this case so I feel the need to speak out regardless:

For church we acquired a endorsement stamp thing but afaik thats rarely checked and its not actually necessary it exists to smooth over depositing checks to an account that wasn't named on the check (IE you could endorse a check as Lolcow LLC and then deposit it to an account that is under the name of a parent organization).

I get that this is important but bear in mind also that making people keep outstanding checks out for weeks is considered rude as you may accidentally overdraft them if they forget the check is out there, or even halt the check (my banks bill pay check page told me I should halt it if its not cashed for more than 3-4 days for instance). You would probably want to do things as correctly as possible but at some point you need to just get the checks deposited.

IMO if you view banks as a shambling decaying corpse that still vaguely resembles something that once held a purpose its easier to figure out how to handle them.
 
So I guess the check reader didn't pan out?
There was no obvious way to get any check reader to output a clear image which could be OCR'd and when I tried to discuss the matter with banks and check reader companies they were in complete disbelief I was even trying this. I'll try again if I have to but I have a solution that just needs a white man to explain something.

However in discussing this with OGB they were interested so they might get check readers that can do what I need them to do in the future. They said they liked the idea as a way around credit card processors.
 
I guess for obvious compliance type reasons you didn't want to have to have your own good quality scanner as well as the bank's scanner.
 
There was no obvious way to get any check reader to output a clear image which could be OCR'd and when I tried to discuss the matter with banks and check reader companies they were in complete disbelief I was even trying this.
I’m a complete retard, but mobile deposit using your camera to take a picture of the check is a thing. I am struggling to see how that is different than what you said.
 
i thought if it was sent through bill pay/a bank, you just got the money instantly in your bank account? i would hate having to wait so long, i imagine that is stressful.
i saw this earlier in the bill pay section of my acount, but im not sure if it means it went through or not. im assuming it did, but not entirely sure.

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*sorry for the giant photo, not sure what is up with that
 
There was no obvious way to get any check reader to output a clear image which could be OCR'd and when I tried to discuss the matter with banks and check reader companies they were in complete disbelief I was even trying this. I'll try again if I have to but I have a solution that just needs a white man to explain something.

However in discussing this with OGB they were interested so they might get check readers that can do what I need them to do in the future. They said they liked the idea as a way around credit card processors.
That would be awesome and more what I was hoping for when you first announced this. However OCR's especially for checks & banks are extremely unreliable and spotty at best. So I get it.
 
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