💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

What an absolutely pathetic man-child. I can't believe tax dollars pay for this parasite's existence. The malingering fat fuck was scared shitless.

I'm disappointed in the restraint of the other person; I'd love to have seen this ape get knocked into the pavement.
 
LMFAO the welfare queen lectures a guy about finances (!) and bleats “I RETIRED FROM MICROSOFT, I RETIRED FROM MICROSOFT AT 35” within 36 seconds. He says “retard” multiple times too. This is absolute gold.

1:30 “I retired from Microsoft! I’m probably one of the smartest fucking welfare queens people you’ll ever meet.”

He’s making Charlie Kirk gags. Fucking hack.

“I’m a child rape survivor!”

He whips out his phone to PROVE he worked at Microsoft and was raped with a butter knife lmao.

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He’s someone you just want to rape so bad whenever you see him.
 
Everything in the video was amazing, I can't believe he whipped out his Micro Soft in the first 30 seconds lol

But my favorite part was the "Your breath smells like shit!" at the end.

Well, it's not like we and the first better forum didn't warn you about that Shane: you're supposed to brush your teeth with an actual toothbrush, not the butterknife that up keep up your bum.
 
Guys the ICE thing might be the best thing to ever happen to this thread.
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Edit: I'll give you this Shane: you might be an absolute autistic retard who makes up stories about threesomes with your kitchen cutlery and a Frontbutt, but at least you're more of a man than Patrick could ever be.

He would have folded 2 seconds after interacting with those guys.

Edit 2: Tiny video recorded seconds before the other one begins, showing Shane was already salivating for the confrontation.


Normies are having fun:
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They do need to work a bit on their sleuthing skills though:
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I knew I recognize this fat fuck from somewhere
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Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility, I think earlier his wife was also there but I don't have it clipped
Why is he saying all this does he know the filmer? Who is he trying to convince?

It's great that he acts IRL like a 1:1 mapping from his online persona too, just spewing this stuff out with that autistic tone that makes it too obvious he practices all these canned phrases, in fact it seems like we can hear him practising in real time since he has to repeat everything he says, because if the guy didn't get floored immediately by his epic smack-down he must just not have heard it.
 
It's so weird seeing people like him and Patrick say the exact same tough guy things in real life. I guess they get points for consistency, but it's probably because they're men of so little substance. They have nothing else to say, child.

He got so offended when they told him his breath stinks :story:

Guys the ICE thing might be the best thing to ever happen to this thread.

Uh oh Shane, the Indians that took your job are lining up to humiliate you again!
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Imagine being THAT retarded.
That's a damn tall order, sir.
Even for a neurotard who got raped with a butter knife?
That's why he's so confident in saying he'll "do the time." When he's in court he'll tell the judge, "Your honor, I'm just a fat retard that's deathly afraid of butter knives. I didn't mean to entirely miss the guy I was shooting at and kill my elderly neighbor." And he'll probably get probation.
he believes in vague feelings that tell him that he needs to be in a certain place so he can do a certain thing?
That's called a fat fuck getting hungry
I'm sure that happened.
It did. Then everyone clapped. Then John Wick came up to him to shake his hand and give him $20.


Oh fuck, just when we think Shane is as useless and retarded as he looks he goes outside, acts like himself and produces a surplus of delicious milk.
 
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Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility, I think earlier his wife was also there but I don't have it clipped
Tough guy Shame didn't once try to punch this guy in the face like he claims to do.

And he sounds exactly the same as he does online. But now he "retired" at 35 and wasn't kicked out and evil Microsoft is withholding the money they owe him.

What a faggot.

The mega accounts have dubbed him Tylenol Boy.
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Oh, no....
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And suddenly he's going to have more people looking into him and his past.

This gonna be gud!
 
You know what, I’ll give Shane the attaboy. Autistic as that whole performance was, he had more swinging balls than his idol Patrick Tomlinson. He showed up and talked his shit and didn’t need 4 foot nothin cat ladies to escort him away to lol calm down. Patrick could never.
 
Holy shit he actually talks in real life like he does online. And he still looks like Knick knack from the man with the golden gun.
 
I knew I recognize this fat fuck from somewhere
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Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility, I think earlier his wife was also there but I don't have it clipped
First time i am seeing Shame in motion, he somehow sounds even more like a cunt IRL than in text form, no small feat. Love how the other dude does absolutely not take him seriously. What a dweeb.
At last he doesn't sound like he's too far down the spectrum
I was actually surprised by that, thought he'd talk like a far bigger spastic. Still does plenty though.
 
Love how the other dude does absolutely not take him seriously.
As Shane desperately tries to convince the guy that he’s “one of the smartest people you’ve ever fucking met,” a rich MSFT retiree, a studious tooth brusher and a child rape victim.

Shane REALLY REALLY CARES what so-called “Nazi pedophiles” think of him.
 
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