💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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If Shane tried to neck himself, I'd imagine he'd need a hawser to accomplish the deed. Still, I'd be sceptical and recommend a chain forged from the steel of the finest butter knives just to be sure.

Shane has no utility or purpose and exists only to burden and poison the vicinity around him. He claims he's disabled but will attend a violent protest as some self-appointed saviour because a hunch led him to believe something will happen? I'm starting to suspect this Shane fellow is not telling the truth. Let's be real, he wouldn't attend such an event in the first place. He can't even assemble Ikea furniture, let alone help anyone who would actually need it.

 

[Meriasek]

Shane bravely waddled to the ICE protest and literally saved someone’s life.
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UPDATE:It's too late for me but there should be plenty of footage of this incident around.

I'm sure that happened.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane bravely waddled to the ICE protest and literally saved someone’s life.
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UPDATE:It's too late for me but there should be plenty of footage of this incident around.

This guy had to move to the first floor because one flight of stairs was too much for him so I doubt that. Plus if any of that happened it would be in the news.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Shane seems a lot more motivated to pull a Tomlinson tall tale now that he’s got his own board. Hanging out guarding methheads to protest the government

 

[Spunt]

I believe he's as much of a badass as he claims irl as he is on the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

UPDATE:It's too late for me but there should be plenty of footage of this incident around.

Well, there would be IF IT HAD HAPPENED.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Shane bravely waddled to the ICE protest and literally saved someone’s life.
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UPDATE:It's too late for me but there should be plenty of footage of this incident around.

He got the call!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Shane bravely waddled to the ICE protest and literally saved someone’s life.
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UPDATE:It's too late for me but there should be plenty of footage of this incident around.

He poured his precious Mountain Dew on the tent and put it out at great cost to himself.

Remind me again why this faggot can't work with his neuromuscular issues but is able to go to protests and put out literal fires t

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

More stupid shit from Shane on Threads and him trying to be a badass and threatening people who pay for his rent and toys

 

[TopTierHealer]

More stupid shit from Shane on Threads and him trying to be a badass and threatening people who pay for his rent and toys
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No Shane, no!!!! Don't gravedance Kirk's death! Haven't you seen the news? People are getting fired over such...oh, no worries then. Carry on, welfare queen.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Yeah, he's already insulated from consequences by virtue of being a lazy friendless bum.

 

[JimmyJones]

No Shane, no!!!! Don't gravedance Kirk's death! Haven't you seen the news? People are getting fired over such...oh, no worries then. Carry on, welfare queen.

But what will his family and friends think?! We all know the tides are turning and it's no longer cool to - oh.... oh yeah.....

 

[Cringestorian X]

I knew I recognize this fat fuck from somewhere

6:23

Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility, I think earlier his wife was also there but I don't have it clipped

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility

LMFAO the welfare queen lectures a guy about finances (!) and bleats “I RETIRED FROM MICROSOFT, I RETIRED FROM MICROSOFT AT 35” within 36 seconds. He says “retard” multiple times too. This is absolute gold.

1:30 “I retired from Microsoft! I’m probably one of the smartest fucking welfare queens people you’ll ever meet.”

He’s making Charlie Kirk gags. Fucking hack.

“I’m a child rape survivor!”

He whips out his phone to PROVE he worked at Microsoft and was raped with a butter knife lmao.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I knew I recognize this fat fuck from somewhere
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Shane is spotted at a MAGA patriot stream near the Portland ICE facility, I think earlier his wife was also there but I don't have it clipped

This has to be AI generated. There's no way he acts this retarded in public.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This has to be AI generated. There's no way he acts this retarded in public.

AI won’t be this good for at least another decade.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

AI won’t be this good for at least another decade.

He even talks the same way he does online. condescending asshole that doesn't know what he's talking about. Just proof that he has no friends. At last he doesn't sound like he's too far down the spectrum. However, this video also shows that he's more than capable of working and that his neuromuscular disorder is a just a lie. We also get confirmation that he does in fact carry around his photo of Halo 3 and his old call center pass as the main highlight of his life. What a fucking joke! Do you at least carry photos of the cats you wanted to kill on that Obama phone of yours Shane?

Also

Be sure to archive. I'm a bit busy.

 

[W00K #17]

This does not look like a tough guy who punches Nazi pedophiles in the face.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y5RZcIQulmA

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Is it really rape if he enjoyed it so much he has the butter knife enshrined?

Also, what a surprise, another example of a welfare faker.