🌟 Internet Famous David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

On Piggy's talk of China being completely retarded is more arrogance. While Chinese armies historically have been land based and tended to be internal and border defense, thinking it's impossible for your enemy to catch up is folly. The true limits of China is their lack of a true Blue Water Navy and if that's achieved then it becomes much more concerning for America and it's allies to maintain dominance in East Asia
 
didnt western rome take approximately 250 years to collapse?
Yes and no. Do you count periods of revival or not?
If not, Western Rome was on the decline from the Crisis of the Third Century.
If Yes, then Western Rome showed no signs of imminent collapse until the mid-fifth century. And even then, the collapse was localized. Unfortunateus Schmuckius in Londonium circa 430 definitely felt the absence of the empire. Richus Landlordus in Aquitaine was still sending letters to his aristocratic friends from his vineyard villa a hundred years later like nothing had happened. The Gothic wars and Justinian's Plague probably did a lot more to end the Roman world in the West than anything else.

Britain finds itself in the same position it was in 1600 years ago, with a government that doesn't give a shit, countless foreign barbarian hordes invading, and an economy in a death spiral. Will the end be swift, like the departure of the Roman legions? Probably not. But is it on the path to become something unrecognizable in just a few generations, like the Britain of Saint Gildas was compared to the imperial province before his time? Without a doubt.

To keep this on-topic, I hope Lazerswine becomes a feral bog creature, like the demons that tormented Saint Guthlac in the Fens.
 
Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.
That was misunderstanding, you see. He wasn't working as some sort of analyst in the MI5, but rather as a prostitute and it wasn't the MI5 but the M5, hence Birmingham.
 
Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.
Maybe slough house is actually real and he got fast tracked to it.
Eiter the brits army have a stupid high standards or the the brit public are so out of shape and retarded that they can't pass basic training.
Both of these options are stupid.
I could bet good money that it’s at least partially because they ban phones during basic training.
 
That was misunderstanding, you see. He wasn't working as some sort of analyst in the MI5, but rather as a prostitute and it wasn't the MI5 but the M5, hence Birmingham.

The way I remember him describing it, he was part of some team that would try to analyze/predict how civs would act when certain calamities/scenarios would happen.
For some reason I flash back to his Zircon video and the Hypothetical Defense Program (around 07:00).
I could be mixing things up and remembering wrong, but I think he said in a livestream that he did stuff that basically came down to that mixed with civ response to HDP scenarios.

Edit: I do have questions, but assume he never was more than a civ member of the Intel community, I’d say thinktank or something. Given the backstory he puts down in a certain video (3:51 and further, describing amongst other things multiple suicide attempts – which 80% of the cases disqualify you from direct employment by a governmental intelligence agency)

Both the possibilities that UK intelligence could still have hired him (I mean they hired Turing as well), or that he counts working for a contractor to MI5 as “working for MI5” wouldn’t surprise me though.


Post scriptum:
I am leaving this post here because it gives some background, but basically, what the post below this says.
 
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He's at peak Dunning-Kruger effect here. He presents himself as more knowledgable about warfare and tactics than the ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY.
-China doesn't innovate it only copies
Yes David, what the fuck do those moronic generals of the Peoples Libertation Army know about warfare or armament procuments. China actually doesn't understand anything about war and are just copying what other western militaries are doing, no technological developments here so long as you ignore their domestic AI, drone, tank, airforce, naval and nuclear technological developments over the last 20 years. Their entire military expansion and modernisation is actually all one great big cargo cult, China's copying the west but doesn't actually understand or comprehend why they are doing it. Unlike this fat alcoholic faggot whose such an expert even his viewers can learn more from him from a single video about war than any officer in the Chinese army.

-Questioning orders and taking the innovative is something drilled out of them, so even if they are told to do something that won't work they will still keep doing it over and over
And his proof to prove all this are the fucking Mulan movies, you know these Disney movies made for kids? Yep you can actually use them to psychoanalyse the entire Chinese approach to warfare and predict all their furture actions in war with them. Actually fucking braindead he has no critical thinking and yet he presents himself as an expert on geo-politics and warfare.

He also claims that China hasn't figured out how to get MREs to its frontline without it rotting. Yeah the country that has enough food supply and logisitics so that more than a billion people eat every single day just can't figure out food preservatives and storage techniques. He's shockingly dumb.
Got to love when people who would probably start screaming in horror at the idea of limiting immigration in any way and declaring any such restrictions to be racist if not outright Nazi in nature start going, "The Oriental cannot innovate like the white, European man, only copy his glory."

Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.
1) Eh, you can find people who are openly ex-CIA and genuine about it all the time. Most people who work for intelligence agencies are analysts, not field operators.

2) No, I absolutely do not believe him.
 
I would question your position on a lack of patriotic views of the British people when recent actions on the streets says otherwise.
Proof of the pudding is in the eating.
When things get better I'll actually believe things get better. The situation in the UK is mirrored across most of the world so I wish you bongs well, because if you could do it anyone could but I'm not holding my breath.
 
Actions like Rise the Flag and the Unite the Kingsom march says it runs counter to your belief and that there is patriotism in the British people
They're the wrong kind of patriotic, the reality is the type of people most likely to join the army or police are Chuds and always have been. Not to get overly political but look at how the US military recruitment crisis ended basically overnight after Trump won, nobody is signing up to die for gay marriage in Iran.
 
Even aircraft. The Soviets were the most prolific users of the Bell P-39 Airacobra and P-63 Kingcobra. We also sent them A-20 Havocs, B-25 Mitchells PBY Catalina maritime patrol bombers, and C-47 Skytrain cargo/transport planes. Of the 12,000 or so armored vehicles, 7000 of those were tanks, including nearly 4500 M4 Shermans. We sent them around 400,000 jeeps and trucks. Of course, if you ask a Russian about it today they will have no idea what you're talking about because they have been propagandized to believe they did everything singlehandedly and had no help from any of their allies. They'll also have no clue that the US sent tons of food to the Soviet Union both during WWII and even during the Cold War when the Soviet leaders ended up causing famines with their incompetence, despite being bitter enemies in a thermonuclear Mexican standoff.
Yep. Without lend lease the Soviets may have legit lost in Stalingrad and Moscow and even St. Petersburg (Leningrad)

Lost the war totally? Probably not but they would have been in for an AWFUL time and it would have made WW2 last a solid 1-1.5 years longer.

Hell, it could have gotten so bad that the USSR would have signed a cease-fire with Nazi Germany or similar...

"The British Army Sucks"
This is correct in every sense, just like with him. They could probably still singlehandedly roflstomp Israel, though, what with how they're actually vaguely tooled for inter-state violence, rather than being built entirely around fighting Arabs, who make even niggers look competent at modern warfare.
The British Army would be lucky to be able to deploy 5,000 troops to Israel... Max.
The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks
Nah, no money for that.
He's at peak Dunning-Kruger effect here. He presents himself as more knowledgable about warfare and tactics than the ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY.
-China doesn't innovate it only copies
Yes David, what the fuck do those moronic generals of the Peoples Libertation Army know about warfare or armament procuments. China actually doesn't understand anything about war and are just copying what other western militaries are doing, no technological developments here so long as you ignore their domestic AI, drone, tank, airforce, naval and nuclear technological developments over the last 20 years. Their entire military expansion and modernisation is actually all one great big cargo cult, China's copying the west but doesn't actually understand or comprehend why they are doing it. Unlike this fat alcoholic faggot whose such an expert even his viewers can learn more from him from a single video about war than any officer in the Chinese army.

-Questioning orders and taking the innovative is something drilled out of them, so even if they are told to do something that won't work they will still keep doing it over and over
And his proof to prove all this are the fucking Mulan movies, you know these Disney movies made for kids? Yep you can actually use them to psychoanalyse the entire Chinese approach to warfare and predict all their furture actions in war with them. Actually fucking braindead he has no critical thinking and yet he presents himself as an expert on geo-politics and warfare.

He also claims that China hasn't figured out how to get MREs to its frontline without it rotting. Yeah the country that has enough food supply and logisitics so that more than a billion people eat every single day just can't figure out food preservatives and storage techniques. He's shockingly dumb.
Piggy is probably Mad some Chinese gays didn't have degenerate butt sex with him so now he's MAD 😡 at China.

Meanwhile China is rapidly building a modern Navy and has the second biggest stealth jet fleet on Earth after the USA and is on the way to have not two but FOUR stealth platforms in service by ~2030.

Hua thinking about China and the pla is literally 20+ years out of fucking date. It's hilarious tbh.
All he can do is lament that the country is acting the way he actually wanted them to act. But now that things are going bad, all he can do is impotently pray for a return to the good old days when men were men and Britain would be proud of being nationalistic
Because then he'd have to admit that his retarded ideals caused this shit.

Newsflash Piggy, maybe putting your entire millennial and Gen Z male cohort through anti white / anti Western struggle sessions from age ~6-18/24 is was a RETARDED move.

Maybe continually sucking off violent Jihadis and foreigners while the native English were treated like SHIT was a bad fucking idea.


That was misunderstanding, you see. He wasn't working as some sort of analyst in the MI5, but rather as a prostitute and it wasn't the MI5 but the M5, hence Birmingham.
Ahaha he probably let some MI5 analyst turn his anus inside out for a Big Mac and a handle of Sherry.
The way I remember him describing it, he was part of some team that would try to analyze/predict how civs would act when certain calamities/scenarios would happen.
For some reason I flash back to his Zircon video and the Hypothetical Defense Program (around 07:00).
I could be mixing things up and remembering wrong, but I think he said in a livestream that he did stuff that basically came down to that mixed with civ response to HDP scenarios.

Edit: I do have questions, but assume he never was more than a civ member of the Intel community, I’d say thinktank or something. Given the backstory he puts down in a certain video (3:51 and further, describing amongst other things multiple suicide attempts – which 80% of the cases disqualify you from direct employment by a governmental intelligence agency)

Both the possibilities that UK intelligence could still have hired him (I mean they hired Turing as well), or that he counts working for a contractor to MI5 as “working for MI5” wouldn’t surprise me though.


Post scriptum:
I am leaving this post here because it gives some background, but basically, what the post below this says.
Was that before or after his Burger King job?

That is something he's 100% admitted to.
 
Nah, no money for that
Defend the NHS and get rid of the Loicences. You have a surplus now. They actually are building up their navy again with the Type 26 and Type 31 Frigates, the Dreadnought class SLBM subs, and further upgrades to their carriers. I'm just asking they do the same to the Army
 
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