🌟 Internet Famous David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[Computer God Autism]

And on the exceedingly few occasions where logistics are considered it's only considered in an ideal state and not in the restricted state that a war will put you into.

What do you mean, HoI4 told me logistics are TAX FREE BISH

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

the AK requires massive factories to make them cheap

The AK requires large factories to make them to a high quality at all. The front trunnion must be forged for reliability and longevity and that isn't a process that can be done just anywhere.

 

[anklyscr]

It definitely didn't help that, unlike the Tomcat, the 'vark never actually got good engines. If memory serves, it was stuck with radial turbines from the day it entered service until retirement, whereas the Tomcat eventually got axials, which, in addition to going a long ways towards fixing its engine flame-out issues and the resulting flat spins, weighed less for more thrust and had better fuel economy.

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centrifugal compressors went the way of the dodo[at least in most jets] in the 40s. all of the fighter jets got the long thin axial compressors from day 1.

 

[Ed Special]

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centrifugal compressors went the way of the dodo[at least in most jets] in the 40s. all of the fighter jets got the long thin axial compressors from day 1.

My bad, I just looked it up and apparently I'm wrong. I must be thinking of a different fighter with problematic engines... possibly some Eurotrash or Slavshit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

Lazerpig has a new video. Cannot watch rn. But it is about the British Army.

 

[Ed Special]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

Lazerpig has a new video. Cannot watch rn. But it is about the British Army.

"The British Army Sucks"
This is correct in every sense, just like with him. They could probably still singlehandedly roflstomp Israel, though, what with how they're actually vaguely tooled for inter-state violence, rather than being built entirely around fighting Arabs, who make even niggers look competent at modern warfare.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The British Army sucks? Well yeah, but that's probably because there's too many Scots in it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

"The British Army Sucks"
This is correct in every sense, just like with him. They could probably still singlehandedly roflstomp Israel, though, what with how they're actually vaguely tooled for inter-state violence, rather than being built entirely around fighting Arabs, who make even niggers look competent at modern warfare.

Bro I'm just getting around to listening to this. The first few minutes are a fucking GAMER SUPPS add. And it's gross. I almost forgot the video was ABOUT the British army, fuck man

 

[Just Another Rando]

I watched it half paying attention at 2x speed so if anyone else does correct me, but like this is one of his most schizo videos yet.

The TLDW is that the British army has bad optics and needs to start being creative and funny. He somehow relates this to a rant on the T72, Russian bots, gives examples of British """""humor"""" (read: reddit humor), the far right, and fucking wendy's.

He unironically want the British military to adopt wendy's branding strategy. People unironically think this faggot is a genius, I have an IRL friend who I know has seen some of his videos since he repeats his talking points and thinks he's smart.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I watched it half paying attention at 2x speed so if anyone else does correct me, but like this is one of his most schizo videos yet.

The TLDW is that the British army has bad optics and needs to start being creative and funny. He somehow relates this to a rant on the T72, Russian bots, gives examples of British """""humor"""" (read: reddit humor), the far right, and fucking wendy's.

He unironically want the British military to adopt wendy's branding strategy. People unironically think this faggot is a genius, I have an IRL friend who I know has seen some of his videos since he repeats his talking points and thinks he's smart.

The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks

 

[Just Another Rando]

The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks

Britain has two problems when it comes to it's military and in turn optics.

You're right that it needs to build equipment but its not just that, it needs money. I'm not a Brit so I'm not super up to date but I get a trickle of news here and there and for the past decade(s) it has been nothing but stagnation for the British economy so no money for military.

The second thing is the British culture. The empire is long gone which on the one hand is good because if you sign up you know you're defending your home and not some fuck off colony, however what is there to be proud of anymore? Everything from India to Ireland is gone and whats left is desolate. Not even getting into the "woke" shit either that island is just a desolate trash heap unfortunately.

 

[Computer God Autism]

The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks

Israel disagrees.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks

Given the dogshit they build maybe just let the Canadians and Australians handle it instead?

Truthfully I think the issue with the Brits is that they subscribed to the idea of "Controlled Decline" en masse following WWII and then never actually unsubscribed from it. They're still stuck in that infinite downward spiral, but so long as it's "controlled" they don't care.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Britain has two problems when it comes to it's military and in turn optics.

You're right that it needs to build equipment but its not just that, it needs money. I'm not a Brit so I'm not super up to date but I get a trickle of news here and there and for the past decade(s) it has been nothing but stagnation for the British economy so no money for military.

The second thing is the British culture. The empire is long gone which on the one hand is good because if you sign up you know you're defending your home and not some fuck off colony, however what is there to be proud of anymore? Everything from India to Ireland is gone and whats left is desolate. Not even getting into the "woke" shit either that island is just a desolate trash heap unfortunately.

They find money for infinity migrants. They can find money for a new tank factory and new artillery pieces. Also, maybe there would be some national pride if you didn't arrest people for mean words.

Given the dogshit they build maybe just let the Canadians and Australians handle it instead?

Goofy bong equipment should continue for the absurdity factor

Truthfully I think the issue with the Brits is that they subscribed to the idea of "Controlled Decline" en masse following WWII and then never actually unsubscribed from it. They're still stuck in that infinite downward spiral, but so long as it's "controlled" they don't care.

This is true. Actually goes into the video. I'm still listening to it. Pig thinks the country is perfect rn. Their culture is goofy and quirky because they have Blooby or shit. They don't see how far they've fallen

 

[Ed Special]

The British need to actually build equipment again. Branding doesn't matter if you have almost no artillery and only a few tanks

Artillery and tanks don't really matter that much when you're a collection of islands with only one land border... in a part of the country that you don't really care about all that much anymore anyways. The Royal Navy is a far more important area of investment for Britain. They need to invest in that and get some actual fucking aircraft carriers, submarines, and destroyers together, and start building shit as innovative as the EEL again instead of just trying to copy America's previous-generation hardware.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Artillery and tanks don't really matter that much when you're a collection of islands with only one land border... in a part of the country that you don't really care about all that much anymore anyways. The Royal Navy is a far more important area of investment for Britain. They need to invest in that and get some actual fucking aircraft carriers, submarines, and destroyers together, and start building shit as innovative as the EEL again instead of just trying to copy America's previous-generation hardware.

I think that deep down they're perfectly content to just be the dedicated ASW branch of the North Sea. Remember that Euros are absolutely destroyed by WWI to this day and one of the things that homofaggot kike "educators" continuously tell everyone caused WWI was nationalism and the Anglo-German Dreadnought arms race.

Not gonna happen. They're perfectly happy with their endless state of "controlled decline".

 

[WelperHelper99]

Artillery and tanks don't really matter that much when you're a collection of islands with only one land border... in a part of the country that you don't really care about all that much anymore anyways. The Royal Navy is a far more important area of investment for Britain. They need to invest in that and get some actual fucking aircraft carriers, submarines, and destroyers together, and start building shit as innovative as the EEL again instead of just trying to copy America's previous-generation hardware.

They should be at cold war levels. They have nukes. Be a real fucking country Bongland

 

[Mav52ri]

Pig thinks the country is perfect rn

Really says a lot about him, you would expect being a drunk puff in a run-down Scottish city would give you plenty opportunity to take five steps outside and see the decay. He's probably either too drunk or dumb or both to see it, or he sees it but has to lie to himself and his audience because that would mean admitting the SNP were retards running Scotland and he can't because 'muh Westminster bad' and 'muh Scotland the brave'.

Either way if he actually took the rose-tinted glasses off and acknowledged the state the nation is in that would go a long way to answering his question as to why the military is in a bad way. Can't build houses on sand and all that.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Really says a lot about him, you would expect being a drunk puff in a run-down Scottish city would give you plenty opportunity to take five steps outside and see the decay. He's probably either too drunk or dumb or both to see it, or he sees it but has to lie to himself and his audience because that would mean admitting the SNP were retards running Scotland and he can't because 'muh Westminster bad' and 'muh Scotland the brave'.

Either way if he actually took the rose-tinted glasses off and acknowledged the state the nation is in that would go a long way to answering his question as to why the military is in a bad way.

Nigga this is the only world where he can leech off the British taxpayer for free healthcare and other gibs, make videos on his schedule, have a patreon, and be drunk all hours of the day. He is British Destiny. Any other timeline and he'd just be another alcoholic.

 

[Ed Special]

controlled decline

"Controlled decline" is what's happening in the US. What's happening in Britain and the rest of the Commonwealth is what's known as "Speedrunning total collapse". So far, they're handily beating Western Rome's time.