Immediately after the Terrifier house, Katie, newly acquired drink in paw (most likely alcoholic, as it looks like a White Claw), admits she's been "dying for a sit down." Steph says her feet are aching, while Ashley, our resident scooter queen, admits they stood for around two hours. Good on them for the effort, at least!
Then of course, it's time for more sugary beverages! The gang stops at Starbucks for a quick pick-me-up in the form of pecan crunch oat milk lattes. They are SO good, Ashley and Michael cheers thrice. According to the Starbucks website, a grande is about 270 calories, which isn't terrible for a fun drink as a treat/dessert, but combined with all of the other calories the gang consumes daily....it's a bit...well, it's lolfat.
They also really enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's house, though Steph is terrified and screams at all of them, even the "less scary" ones, but that's our Steph. They also wait in line for Grave of Flesh. I must say, I have to commend the gang for trying out new things other than Disney and being on their feet for hours. Mind you, Deanna and Sarah are back at Disney World, having elected to opt out of the horror activities so they can watch parades or some shit that they do all the time. Therefore, they are losers.
The gang also watches a show and waits in line for the Fallout house, and since there are tons and tons of clips and most of them are fairly uninteresting, I won't bore you with them and will instead only recap and post the best bits, as always.
Katie remains annoying and smug. She really reminds me of those women who hold up the line at rush hour in a pharmacy to demand to speak to the manager even though they ARE presently speaking to a manager while the rest of the staff laughs at them and talks shit just feet away.
Ashley, perhaps forgetting that her role of content creator is in fact her supposed professional role, provides us a riveting, thorough review of one of the fountain shows (spoiler: it's "water and fountains and stuff" and "makes her miss Epcot." Jesus Christ).
Stephanie interacts with a svelte silent scare actor, who is no doubt thinking "lolfat" as she points and mimes mocking laughter:
At nearly 2 AM, Katie begins to cry that she's in "excruciating physical pain." Michael also admits he's also feeling it from all the walking. Cheerful Stephanie is not complaining, however.
By the end of the night, Ashley says: "That walk almost broke me" as the exhausted gang calls an Uber to head back to their hotel. Steph praises the moving walkways.
The next morning, the gang reunites and heads to Epcot, and Ashley is back on her scooter for the day, which is interesting as she was able to walk just fine all last night, but okay. You know Ash, maybe if you took some time to stretch, do light resistance training and ditched the scooter entirely even if it hurts (and you know, reduced calorie intake to get some weight off your joints), you'd find you'd soon have little need for it...but alas. What do I know? I'm not a professional theme park content creator and mukbanger.
The gorls find a "breeze tunnel" and take a quick break to cool off. Steph announces: "Everyone please bring the snacks to us, please!" lol and has a Marilyn Monroe moment (give or take 150 pounds) when her skirt blows up, revealing her bike shorts underneath that she wears cause lol chub rub.
They stop to take photos with fans (including a little girl, oof), and, naturally, Sarah has food in hand.
Because WHY else would they be at Epcot today except for the food?? Ashley shows their portions of elote dumplings, buffalo chicken dumplings, French onion dumplings, etc. etc.
Ashley, atop her trusty scooter, then tucks in to the chicken dumplings. Moments ago, Ashley said, and I quote: "This is really the reason we came today: for the dumpling booth."
And then of course it's time for more food, as they are here for the annual International Food & Wine Festival. Honestly though, every day is a Food Festival for our gorls, as what would be a relative binge for most people is but another day for them.
But alas, champion eaters they may be, they are but human and cannot remain totally unaffected forever. After the spicy chicken dumplings, Ashley gets heartburn or gas and has some Tums.
Sarah and Ashley's mom is back today to join them! She's decked out in PSPH merch.
Sarah gets an insanely large shaved ice/snow cone. The others immediately want a taste.
And, even though I shouldn't be surprised by anything at this point, it still nauseates me and shocks my stomach just a tad to see them ALL also get massive, extremely sugary shaved ice desserts. Recall they've already probably eaten at least two days' worth of food, including rich dessert foods and dumplings.
AND THEN...holy fucking SHIT, Katie arrives with two grilled cheeses. At this point most sane humans would be protesting that, good as it may look, they can't possibly eat another bite, but our Ashley unironically posts the footage with "Hero" by Mariah Carey as the backing track.
After Michael kindly fixes a topping mix-up (close call! that would've been a real disaster!!), the gorls sit down and tuck in to ROUND TWO (yes, you heard me right) of shaved ice desserts. Sarah spills it all over herself as she eats hers.
And then continue binging on food. Hey, got to replace all the calories they burned off last night!!
More soon!
