....we don't know! They didn't show us!!! For professional content creators, they aren't great at making consistent content, but onward we go! Another round of snacks is quickly acquired, including some kind of shrimp/seafood roll which they all love, even as seasoned New Englanders.
Gay Michael then takes great delight in feeding Ashley, piggie-style. I kid you not, she eats whatever he fed her like a barnyard animal, though perhaps with a bit less grace and finesse, forever immortalized here on the Farms (kek):
Stephanie has the pudding cake, which she said was "so good." She also gets a seafood roll, and to absolutely no one's surprise, Katie appears out of "thin" air with a sugary alcoholic drink in hand. Happy as pigs in shit, the gorls loudly sing along to whatever awful song is blaring from the speakers while they enjoy their Epcot slop and some mediocre fireworks.
Then it's time for more Disney consoomerism!! Sarah debates which ugly Halloween Mickey or Minnie plushie created by sweatshop workers in China she should get, along with a tacky sweatshirt. No surprise that Disney carries tons of cow sizes. Katie is also debating what to buy, though we don't see what they end up getting, nor what she's deciding between. Again, continuity, gorls....
Stephanie takes a moment to shout out our intreprid story recorder and poster Ashley, now aboard her trusty scooter. You'll recall that Ashley is the largest of the gorls at 5X and is unable to ride most rides, though luckily, she seems happy enough to putt around on a mobility scooter in between restaurants.
The gorls then return to their room and absolutely flip out over the underpaid cleaning people having arranged their assorted garbage in a cute way on their beds. Feels since we know these workers probably assumed a group of children would return to see this sweet display as opposed to a gangle of obese 30-year-old women and their gay sidekick.
Early the next day (I think around noon or 1 pm), the girls start the day off right with some alcohol!! Gotta start getting those empty calories in early, after all! They're all Disney bounding as pirates and they do the corny accents and everything.
Here's everyone and their alcoholic beverages!
And OF COURSE they get food too, which they are very excited about.
The binge drinking continues. I don't know how else to articulate this, as I know these are all adults who are well above the legal drinking age and old enough to have children and mortgages, but something about watching this group guzzle alcohol feels kind of wrong and icky...almost like watching toddlers do it, or special ed kids. By the way, Ashley and Sarah's mom is now with them, adding to the awkwardness.
Suitably day drunk, some of the gorls then dance about the park. I can only assume Ashley is watching and filming this joyousness from her scooter.
Then it's time for Sarah to go get a Dole whip while Deanna "waits with the scooter while she gets it" (lol? not sure why they mention that since Ashley primarily rides it, but whatever, maybe they're returning it? I don't know; I don't use them as PL I'm not a landwhale nor disabled) while the rest of the gorls head to Halloween Horror Nights at Hollywood Studios. Spoiler: We don't ever find out why they split up.
A short time later, Ashley, aboard her trusty scooter, announces they have a reservation at a Universal Studios restaurant. Points for branching out into new territory, I guess?
And then....a SHOCKING TWIST! The gorls decide to rest and cancel dinner and Halloween Horror Nights for the evening and get to bed early!!! *JUST KIDDING!* They're getting a second wind! Steph sounds like she's either getting sick or losing her voice, but she is "ready to scream" at what is sure to be a very G-rated Halloween event.
Having mustered up some energy, the gang gets changed into camp counselor gear (the Camp Crystal Lake shirt is cute, I'll give Stephanie that) and heads to Universal fo some spooky fun.
Now it's time for dinner! Steph, Ashley and Michael start things off with a crab rangoon dip and brussels sprouts, along with more alcohol. Steph orders a burger and Michael gets sushi or possibly multiple items as he can't decide what to order.
Meanwhile, Sarah and Deanna have dinner elsewhere (again, not sure why, they don't explain). Deanna particularly enjoys the sour cream and and chive mashed potatoes, which she calls "pure potato creamy bliss," while Sarah is partial to the macaroni and cheese and chicken tenders, among other fried snacks.
more food footage:
Will they film the haunts and happenings at the park and not just more snacks? Stay tuned!!!
