DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Here's DSP in 2022 (during the Twitch days), proclaiming he is "an ally to the LGBT community, I always have been!":
Here's DSP today, mocking a viewer for supposedly being gay:

Just another example of DSP flip-flopping to whatever the status quo is, as long as it benefits him or protects him against something. Just like the "you shouldn't say retard"-thing he was doing, also during the Twitch days. His morals and opinions are as fickle as the weather.

Give it a few hours before a political sperg comes in saying how stance A is his true deep down feeling because hes on the wrong political team while stance B was something he just said for money but doesnt really believe.

I genuinely think the years of brain-melting gaming and not actually caring about games has made him numb to being able to separate games into categories in his head. His opinions of them don’t even really make sense half the time, whether you’re an actual gamer or not.

Its why hes genuinly unqualified to do a 'bad' game marathon. Yeah he can look up a list of stupid games every one hates, but DSP hates everything (besides black men, BECAUSE HES GAY) and has zero understanding of game design. So without parroting other peoples opinions I dont think he could tell you WHY action 52 was a bad game for its time.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

2025-09-27 16-35-07.mp4
It's not Phil's job to make the game entertaining in the bad games marathon.

This was hilarious. He literally thinks all his job is to "react". Its not his job to make his streams entertaining its the games. So what are we paying Phil for? To play a game and talk? Thats it? We are so close guys.

 

[Moar Krabs]

some new dent named "Jeff" donated to the stream what are the odds 1MM is back and thats his sock account

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You sure about this, Phil?

0:08

 

[shekelshoah666]

Ok that rice segment with the chili was actually fucking insane. He also shit on Khets cooking again. But holy fuck man the rice stuff is insane "I didn't think to eat the rice with something"

He also walked downstairs for a plastic spoon for the chili. He is not human.

"I don't think I've ever had beef stroganoff ever" ?????????????????????????????????????

"I'm working out I need protein not carbs"

This eating segment must be watched this is totally fucking bonkers.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

This eating segment must be watched this is totally fucking bonkers.

It's not that bonkers. He's like this in something like 80-90% of his eating segments.

Most of the time when he's eating shit from Doordash, he's complaining that it's cold, or that it's soggy, or that shit's too hard or that it wasn't made just right down to the nano-angstrom and it's genuinely the most medium-functioning autistic criticism of food that I've ever seen. I genuinely believe that DSP has the IQ of one of those GoAnimate weirdo freaks like Dan Sobel because their tantrums over stupid minute shit sound relatively the same (minus, y'know, the same level of vitriol).

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

"I'm working out I need protein not carbs"

Lol you need both, dipshit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's not that bonkers. He's like this in something like 80-90% of his eating segments.

Most of the time when he's eating shit from Doordash, he's complaining that it's cold, or that it's soggy, or that shit's too hard or that it wasn't made just right down to the nano-angstrom and it's genuinely the most medium-functioning autistic criticism of food that I've ever seen. I genuinely believe that DSP has the IQ of one of those GoAnimate weirdo freaks like Dan Sobel because their tantrums over stupid minute shit sound relatively the same (minus, y'know, the same level of vitriol).

Seriously though, what the actual fuck is this? He seriously Doordashed for this?? Fucking grilled spam and macaroni?

 

[Iron Hamster]

For something that's supposed to be a gaming marathon

whoa, whoa, whoa. We all know it's a marathon of breaks. Been that for years.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

That food segment was fucking vile.

Am I the only person that finds food delivered besides a pizza pretty disgusting? I only do that shit if I get a 50% coupon too because fuck those prices.
He is hard-wired to coom.

 

[San Dimas High School]

That food segment was fucking vile.

Am I the only person that finds food delivered besides a pizza pretty disgusting? I only do that shit if I get a 50% coupon too because fuck those prices.
He is hard-wired to coom.

Delivered food is always worse. At least with the pizza it is the same price delivered or not. DSP is paying extra to get his food in worse shape. Because he's too afraid to ask his mo-wife to pick something up and he's also too afraid to drive anywhere himself.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Delivered food is always worse. At least with the pizza it is the same price delivered or not. DSP is paying extra to get his food in worse shape. Because he's too afraid to ask his mo-wife to pick something up and he's also too afraid to drive anywhere himself.

I can’t wait for him to pull the “Krabby patty” scam more and more. Soon it will be nothing but “sorry, guys, door dash won’t deliver this….well, anyway, LET’S HIT SOME MORE GOALS!!!”
If it were the dents being scammed, I kind of feel bad, but it’s not; it’s the fuckin’ weens. Every time Phil is close to a DSP tries it goal some ween comes by and hit it. Phil eating food isn’t funny. It’s boring and annoying since he does nothing but bitch at the workers, drivers, and chat. He’s a grumpy old man. Nothing funny about that. The only time he’s entertaining to watch is when he’s crashing out over missing donos. However, weens are too stupid to understand this. they are more retarded than the dents. That’s sad

 

[ManakaLala]

I've never been threatened with donate or I'll drink coffee before.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Now he's auditing them on where the support is so he can do shots, you know, because after supper he always has a coffee and he's tired, and since this is a marathon, he was expecting to be drunk

WHERE IS THE SUPPPPORT?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He really had the audacity to call everyone else "stingy". Then said he knows he's going to hit the next goal, so why not just give it NAAAOOW!?!

 

[GodModule]

Some insane and aggressive begging this marathon. Just straight up calling people who're not donating stingy

I've never been threatened with donate or I'll drink coffee before.

He used it last marathon too

 

[johnkimble123]

WAIT PHIL, I THOUGHT EMULATORS WERE ILLEGAL WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?!

Also, calling the 1982 ET a game from his Childhood, meanwhile Suikoden II from 1999 was as well.

Edit: Is surprised that the Atari 2600 only has 1 button.

Phil: "I played ET for the Atari as a kid"
Also Phil: "ATARI 2600 ONLY HAS ONE BUTTON?!"

Would it really shock me that Phil Burnell's story of playing the Atari as a kid is also bullshit? Not even a little bit. Same way he pretends he remembers the 80s when convenient but then will say JRPGs were his childhood when he was at least 14-15.

The pre-stream started at 11:35am and it's now past 3:35pm, so he has been streaming for 4 hours. He played Gollem for 1 hour and 4 minutes, and E.T. for 38 minutes, making the total gameplay duration a meager 1 hour and 42 minutes out of the 4 hours of streaming in total. For something that's supposed to be a gaming marathon, that's absolutely atrocious.

And now he's doubling down by refusing to play the next game, "because the food arrives in 30 minutes". He's really adding another 30-minute yapping segment on top of all this, before eating (again, still not playing a game).

Stalling gameplay wait for 30 minutes before starting Big Rigs September27-2025.mp4

He's doing everything he possibly can to play games as little as possible.

As of 9pm Eastern, he's:

• 2 hours and 55 minutes - gameplay on DSPGaming
• 3 hours and 23 minutes - stalled/begged/took breaks/ate shitty Doordash on DSPGaming

That 1st number is very very generous considering the amount of begs that interrupt gaming not to mention tip scanning chat instead of actually gaming

To call himself an interactive gaming streamer is an insult for the actually entertaining people who probably see a fraction of the income Phil sees but aren't the king of retards and man children who throw money at the slightly more successful version of their autistic loser selves.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's not a fucking children's entertainer, you idiots! Now watch as he plays random old games and sings while waiting for money to drink.

0:23

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

scamming shots and refusing to play games. enjoy getting ripped off weens

 

[GodModule]

It's Comcasts fault the marathon is boring as shit according to Phil