Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread - Gorl Tawk's very own DMZ (De-Moidified Zone)

[Ass Dan]

Shooter's mom seems like a turbo normie who loved her son and was proud of his achievements. She expressed a lot of hope and optimism for his future. I can't imagine the horror and grief she feels knowing he's ruined both his own life and the lives of another mother and her children. I feel terrible for her.

This is one of the most difficult motherhood pills to swallow, IMO. You raise your child, pour everything you have into their development and well-being, dote on them, love them, endeavor to set an appropriate example, teach them right from wrong. But at the end of the day, they're an individual with free will, and they're going to do what they want. And yes, you will be blamed for all their flaws, misdeeds, and mistakes, no matter how old they get. You can be dead in the ground for 30 years and still be getting blamed for shit they do.

 

[Jellie Opal]

A moid on Discord
Is a violent shooter
Waiting to happen
------------------

A Wife and Mother
Is suddenly all alone
With traumatized kids

Two kids: no father
Murdered in front of them both
Dad's gone forever
------------------

Kirk was not shot in the head
Nevertheless, he's now dead
Moid on the trigger
But penis niggers
Will blame the Mother instead
--‐------------------

And that's all I have to say about that.

(I mean the below in earnest)

Meme stocks, inflation rise,
Spy balloons in U.S. skies
TikTok bans, Roe repealed,
Mars rover, Space Force field

Baseball "Karens," Charlie Kirk,
Echo chambers gone berserk
Cancel culture, TikTok thirst,
Truth and fiction in reverse

Insta filters, AI lies,
Climate panic, empty skies
Cybertrucks and Tesla fires,
Truth combusts, the world conspires

Epstein files, Maxwell trial,
Tumblr forum gender wars—
I can’t take it anymore!

We didn’t start the chaos
Scrolling through the madness, can’t escape the sadness
We didn’t start the chaos
We’re plugged in, tuned out, still we scream and shout

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it, but we’re trying to fight it

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

This is one of the most difficult motherhood pills to swallow, IMO. You raise your child, pour everything you have into their development and well-being, dote on them, love them, endeavor to set an appropriate example, teach them right from wrong. But at the end of the day, they're an individual with free will, and they're going to do what they want. And yes, you will be blamed for all their flaws, misdeeds, and mistakes, no matter how old they get. You can be dead in the ground for 30 years and still be getting blamed for shit they do.

If she stands behind her son, she'll be villainized. If she condemns his actions, she'll be labeled cold and heartless. If he's put to death, her grief will be scrutinized. If he gets life, she'll be judged either for visiting him in prison or for not doing so. There's no winning in a situation like that.

 

[LimeRikki]

(I mean the below in earnest)

Meme stocks, inflation rise,
Spy balloons in U.S. skies
TikTok bans, Roe repealed,
Mars rover, Space Force field

Baseball "Karens," Charlie Kirk,
Echo chambers gone berserk
Cancel culture, TikTok thirst,
Truth and fiction in reverse

Insta filters, AI lies,
Climate panic, empty skies
Cybertrucks and Tesla fires,
Truth combusts, the world conspires

Epstein files, Maxwell trial,
Tumblr forum gender wars—
I can’t take it anymore!

We didn’t start the chaos
Scrolling through the madness, can’t escape the sadness
We didn’t start the chaos
We’re plugged in, tuned out, still we scream and shout

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it, but we’re trying to fight it

This is excellent.

 

[S@credC]

This is one of the most difficult motherhood pills to swallow, IMO. You raise your child, pour everything you have into their development and well-being, dote on them, love them, endeavor to set an appropriate example, teach them right from wrong. But at the end of the day, they're an individual with free will, and they're going to do what they want. And yes, you will be blamed for all their flaws, misdeeds, and mistakes, no matter how old they get. You can be dead in the ground for 30 years and still be getting blamed for shit they do.

Another point for bring child free:
Not birthing another violent moid.
Not getting the blame for raising an unhinged killer.

(I mean the below in earnest)

Meme stocks, inflation rise,
Spy balloons in U.S. skies
TikTok bans, Roe repealed,
Mars rover, Space Force field

Baseball "Karens," Charlie Kirk,
Echo chambers gone berserk
Cancel culture, TikTok thirst,
Truth and fiction in reverse

Insta filters, AI lies,
Climate panic, empty skies
Cybertrucks and Tesla fires,
Truth combusts, the world conspires

Epstein files, Maxwell trial,
Tumblr forum gender wars—
I can’t take it anymore!

We didn’t start the chaos
Scrolling through the madness, can’t escape the sadness
We didn’t start the chaos
We’re plugged in, tuned out, still we scream and shout

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it, but we’re trying to fight it

Brilliant. Love me some We Didn't Start The Fire. I even sang it. Fits the tune perfectly.

 

[Jellie Opal]

This is excellent.

Brilliant. Love me some We Didn't Start The Fire. I even sang it. Fits the tune perfectly.

Thank y'all both! For the past couple of years, I've been loosely writing this parody by adding a couple lines when something major happens (COVID, elections, etc.). It seemed fitting to add it to this thread because of @LimeRikki's haikus. I'm really glad the lyrics fit the cadence of the melody; that was my goal.

 

[mayuyu’s sweetie pie]

Incel.is weights in and gives their very complex and nuanced analysis on the matter:

 

[Jellie Opal]

Incel.is weights in and gives their very complex and nuanced analysis on the matter:Wyświetl załącznik 7908477

This is so retarded lol. "You're not gonna see women lusting after the Kirk assassin!"

1. You'd know, wouldn't you, gay boy? You magically know women's preferences? How do YOU know which man women would find hotter? Methinks you have a li'l stake in the game, too, bitch.

2. Men's insecurity runs so deep that they have to blame women for their own insecure gay thoughts. No one thinks about penises more than men. No one thinks about men's attractiveness more than men.

Were men also bitching about Lee Harvey Oswald? Were men projecting their own gay thoughts about John Wilkes Booth onto women back then?

 

[Poop Shoot]

I mean, he is kind of goofy looking,

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Scrote: assassinates other scrote
Other scrotes: we need to find a way to make it about femoids and why they're part of the problem of male-on-male violence.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Incel.is weights in and gives their very complex and nuanced analysis on the matter:Wyświetl załącznik 7908477

It's funny they insist women are all hybristophiles, yet they're the ones with multiple social media pages dedicated to gooning over hot women's mugshots. I'm pretty sure this kind of xeet is just the closeted gay male version of that.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Scrote: assassinates other scrote
Other scrotes: we need to find a way to make it about femoids and why they're part of the problem of male-on-male violence.

>"he was probably a tranny!"
>he's a man
>"he was probably a shitskin!"
>he's white
>"he was probably a liberal!"
>he's a registered republican

They're going to keep making up excuses as to why this is somehow a "women voted for this" issue. No matter what he was or why he did it, he was a male committing male violence.

 

[Mamimi]

Incel.is weights in and gives their very complex and nuanced analysis on the matter:Wyświetl załącznik 7908477

What even is their point? Of course women are going to be more attracted to a handsome guy especially if he iced a corrupt executive versus a talking head who said dumb shit.

 

[Wilson The Ball]

What even is their point? Of course women are going to be more attracted to a handsome guy especially if he iced a corrupt executive versus a talking head who said dumb shit.

Feeds into the narrative that women only care about looks, so even if he killed someone women don't like and is the Dark Triad psycho from gooner gal books that they don't read (tbf I don't read them either), they won't care because he doesn't have le jaw or le tan. That they wouldn't in their wildest dreams go for "loyal, caring nice guys like me who just need a shot "

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

What even is their point? Of course women are going to be more attracted to a handsome guy especially if he iced a corrupt executive versus a talking head who said dumb shit.

I'm guessing their point is something along the lines of "It's not fair that a conventionally attractive murderer has fans who make excuses for him just because he's conventionally attractive, whereas an ugly murderer won't receive the same benefit since he's weird looking! That just goes to show how unfair life is for ugly men!"

They seem to think the halo effect is exclusive to women for some reason. I could make the same point about men commenting "I can fix her" or "I wish that was me" on news reports of pretty child molesting teachers, but not fat ugly ones. Except that would be both incredibly obvious and a waste of everyone's time, like the post in question.

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

Keep in mind before that horrific story about Iryna's death on the train, gay dudes were wishing violence on a woman and wanted to hunt her down because a gay man felt entitled to her space, she said no and hurt his feelings.

omg based homophobic negress

Incel.is weights in and gives their very complex and nuanced analysis on the matter:

luigi just had the better target, both left & alt right love him
in a dark hour luigi went far above the political isles and reminded us about what really matters

the kirk shooter doesnt even look that horrible either, ok hes kinda mid so what
people with similar looks have no problem to find a girlfriend

 

[crazedaze]

And yes, you will be blamed for all their flaws, misdeeds, and mistakes, no matter how old they get.

Other scrotes: we need to find a way to make it about femoids and why they're part of the problem of male-on-male violence.

"Everything bad is done by either trannies, niggers or women, and if in fact it turns out to be someone just like me, well then, you know who raises kids and is therefore responsible for every single thing anyone has and ever will do?
Moms. Checkmate feminists."
~ sincerely, gender of logic and accountability

 

[2mm and 99 others]

What a way to basically admit, that men are practically programmable automats with no inherent character and free will of their own.

 

[Gianfranco Pizzaballa]

What a way to basically admit, that men are practically programmable automats with no inherent character and free will of their own.

But they want to punish women by firing them for hurty tweets, repeal the 20th amendment, and dismiss any achievement as "DEI hires". Sounds like they want to live like drones in a drone hive.

 

[Jellie Opal]

>"he was probably a tranny!"
>he's a man
>"he was probably a shitskin!"
>he's white
>"he was probably a liberal!"
>he's a registered republican

They're going to keep making up excuses as to why this is somehow a "women voted for this" issue. No matter what he was or why he did it, he was a male committing male violence.

What even is their point? Of course women are going to be more attracted to a handsome guy especially if he iced a corrupt executive versus a talking head who said dumb shit.