💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

And somehow the salad would be bloody and raw in the middle.

He would try to make a steak salad or a Pittsburgh salad and fuck it up.

His brain is a salad so that's why his tweets and speech are word salads.
The speech of a fat retard who's about to expire.

 

[souschef]

Jack pretending like he actually chopped all the ingredients is fucking hilarious to me.

The obvious AI description really ties it all together

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5SCnxudY6js

Is that the same cutting board that fatty uses to cut raw meat?

 

[p1138]

He already did that last year during his "comfort food month" I believe.

And that's when any competent person would have said "check out my previous video about that, here" yes I know Fatty is retarded. It's just ridiculous how he manages to halfass everything about being a youtube "celebrity".

Is that the same cutting board that fatty uses to cut raw meat?

Yup, the same one that you know damn well rarely gets properly cleaned let alone disinfected, and all of that cheese slop in every crevice will just make a wonderful breeding ground for some kind of super bacteria.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yup, the same one that you know damn well rarely gets properly cleaned let alone disinfected, and all of that cheese slop in every crevice will just make a wonderful breeding ground for some kind of super bacteria.

Yep, even if you wash and disinfect it (which you should after every use), you should have one cutting board that is exclusive to raw meats (or stuff that gets cooked) and one that is for stuff that won't get cooked.

 

[souschef]

Wooden cutting boards just irk me out

I had one but threw it away after a while, never felt i could properly disinfect the damned thing. I just settle for the polyethylene ones ones, can't go wrong with those

I wonder how much jack's cutting board weights, it looks so cumbersome to use

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I wonder how much jack's cutting board weights, it looks so cumbersome to use

These natural cutting boards can be pretty expensive. I wonder if Jack Tammy shelled out a couple hundred for it (plus engraving) or just cheaped out on a Chinese imitation full of chemicals that'll leach into the food.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wooden cutting boards just irk me out

I had one but threw it away after a while, never felt i could properly disinfect the damned thing. I just settle for the polyethylene ones ones, can't go wrong with those

I wonder how much jack's cutting board weights, it looks so cumbersome to use

I use a bamboo one and it works fine. If you're cooking the meat or vegetables, it doesn't really matter since that'll kill anything. But you still need to disinfect and clean after each use, of course.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

These natural cutting boards can be pretty expensive. I wonder if Jack Tammy shelled out a couple hundred for it (plus engraving) or just cheaped out on a Chinese imitation full of chemicals that'll leach into the food.

IIRC that retarded looking tree stump was made by some hick from the murderchurch.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

IIRC that retarded looking tree stump was made by some hick from the murderchurch.

That would explain it. The "CWJ" logo would just make it easier for bacteria to get in there, too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That would explain it. The "CWJ" logo would just make it easier for bacteria to get in there, too.

Admittedly the only mitigating factor is intestinal bacteria like E. Coli and salmonella don't survive that long outside their home but that burned, carbon-rich inscription is likely perfect.

I just hope Atreus Jaison doesn't get exposed to Jack's cooking. Jack Jr. and Brianna probably have enough experience with turbo diarrhea to keep him well away.

I really can't fault them on the name though, my mom wanted to name me Demetrius until my dad told her it was fucking retarded.

 

[Sneedmiser]

I really can't fault them on the name though, my mom wanted to name me Demetrius

Are you black?

my dad told her it was fucking retarded.

Oh. Why Demetrius then?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Are you black?

No I'm mostly German with a bit of Polish.

Oh. Why Demetrius then?

It was the 80s and exotic shit from Ancient Egypt and Classical Greece was in vogue is my guess. I am very grateful not being named Demetrius in any case.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you black?

I knew a black dude who had a dad who was into classics and named all his kids names starting with A from ancient Greek classics.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wooden cutting boards have to be oiled as well periodically. I use one for everything and never had an issue but I disinfect if after every use and use how water to wash it after cutting raw stuff.
A good plastic one is easier for raw meats, just toss it into the dishwasher after and it's good to go.

 

[p1138]

Wooden cutting boards have to be oiled as well periodically. I use one for everything and never had an issue but I disinfect if after every use and use how water to wash it after cutting raw stuff.
A good plastic one is easier for raw meats, just toss it into the dishwasher after and it's good to go.

He made a big deal about cleaning his laser etched tree stump once a few months ago, and it had clearly not been cleaned or oiled in the months he had it leading up to that. Probably hasn't done it again since.

 

[AnOminous]

He made a big deal about cleaning his laser etched tree stump once a few months ago, and it had clearly not been cleaned or oiled in the months he had it leading up to that. Probably hasn't done it again since.

This fat bastard may not be immune to multiple strokes, but he is definitely immune to all forms of cross contamination.

 

[Tiresome]

This fat bastard may not be immune to multiple strokes, but he is definitely immune to all forms of cross contamination.

Jack IS the contaminant.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jeanette, or whatever her name is, might be married but that's just to fool the people in church. She and Hammy get together to scissor and force Fatty to watch.

Every time I see a post like this^, I think about Jeanette’s first appearance on Jack’s channel. Y’know, where she exhibited palpable embarrassment at being forcibly featured on camera?


I like to imagine that she was aware of this thread’s existence prior, and knew that becoming an official character in the Jackiverse would result in all kinds of ungodly talk and speculation about her and her role in the story. Not a dignified thing it is, to become part of the Scalfani lore.


“Oh god, those kiwi douchebags are gonna write lesbian fanfics about me and Tammy now, aren’t they? Ugh, this sucks.”

description (TOTALLY not AI-generated):

I didn’t even look at the description until I saw your post. Having now read it, especially given the fact that this absolute cunt decried AI when it was first becoming fashionable…

Holy jumping fucking shitballs. I hate this cocksucker so much, I actually want to weep.

This fat fuck needs to make a 2 year series called Salad Wars.

Knowing Jack, I strongly doubt that a salad arc would bring about the health benefits that one would normally expect. Reminder of what his take on a salad is:

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Jack is up at 1 am tweeting about BBQ