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- 3 Lut 2021
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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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- 10 Lis 2022
Waving around a knife like an idiot making hiyaa noises . Great start.
"We do food battles all the time" I don't think he's ever done one, and then he mentions fat on the go. Other people cooking food is him doing a "food battle". Driving to Chicago for September... pizza month so he's going to eat hotdogs and italian beef, and of course deep dish pizza, explains what "tour" means, and he's going to be eating a bunch of food of course.
Sourdough bread, BUDDUR, cream cheese.. wtf? baygun because he just has pounds of pre-cooked bacon to snack on I guess, jalapenos, shredded cheese and sliced cheese doesn't know wtf kind just shredded and sliced.
Dumps cream cheese straight onto the cutting board. The sliced cheese is pepperjack. Holy shit what is he doing...
And then the finished product, even he admits its a mess. He could have just put this in a stand mixer, which he has.
So he can then do this
Needs a full what is that, 2 tablespoons of butter in the pan for one fucking sandwich? He also films it melting for a full 30 seconds.
Grunting with effort to smash this mess with one hand while he sits next to the stove before he gets a fucking spatula to do it. He's apparently afraid of "over-grilling" this mess.
Tammy has to fight her way through this sandwich to cut it, but then somehow... of course it's because he had the burner running full blast like usual to cook food faster, manages to have not melted even the creamcheese. "byootifull, jalapenos you can see cream cheese you can see"
He then says to the 3 pounds of mess still on the counter that he'll scrape it into a container and if it's good he'll use it if it's bad he'll throw it out.
He actually cuts the camera so we don't have to watch him chew for 30 seconds. Still has food in his mouth when he tells us the first thing you can taste is BUDDUR as if that isn't obvious due to the bread being soaked in it. Then cheese, then jalapenos, then BAYGUN. Can't taste bread I guess. He said it beats last week and is better than he thought it would be... no shit he added BAYGUN to a sandwich of course it'll be automatically better for him. Then realizes he should have cut this mess up on at least a plate to avoid making a mess.
"Now if you really wanna have fun try grillin' peanutbutter and jelly, blow your mind" Maybe show cooking that on your fucking cooking channel? He then lets us know how hyped he is for the fattest food vacation ever for pizza month in September.
Normally I wouldn't feel the need to post this many images, but there's just so much going wrong in this one fucking video...
- Dołączono
- 27 Maj 2019
yeah but no. that's just a porn thing for depraved men. women don't do that. I mean really.
a true and honest womurn told me so herself.
Did he ever start?
- Dołączono
- 10 Lis 2022
This thread's OP has such a beautiful opening line:
"Jack Scalfani is a talentless, incompetent chef wannabe who, due to insurmountable hubris [...]"
It sums up every one of his videos; and I can't help but to think of it each and every time Jack turns a camera on himself. The guy has no business being anywhere others have to look at him, and we're all made to regret having done so.
"Jack Scalfani is a talentless, incompetent chef wannabe who, due to insurmountable hubris [...]"
It sums up every one of his videos; and I can't help but to think of it each and every time Jack turns a camera on himself. The guy has no business being anywhere others have to look at him, and we're all made to regret having done so.
- Dołączono
- 27 Maj 2019
0:38 "jackin the go"
I am starting to violently dislike the word "wars" as it inevitably just comes down to low-quality fast food slop. slapping the word "wars" onto your amerislop addiction doesn't church it up or make it seem like anything other than what it is. consoomerism.
1:50 "everybody loves bacon" while I can attest that bacon does taste good, I cannot in good faith say I love bacon. If you can unironically say bacon is your raisin deeter, you are a fat retarded nigger.
Great. Value. Shreddy. Cheese. I swear to god Jack
2:05 that bacon looks atrocious.
2:30 you are everything wrong with America, Jack.
4:50 Tamamay cutting the sandwich.
6:25 SNORT
description (TOTALLY not AI-generated):
Its opponent, the MEGA GRILLED CHEESE, boasts artisan sourdough, layered with gooey sharp cheddar, crispy bacon, and jalapeños, toasted in butter for a sophisticated crunch. The camera pans across the stovetope, filling the air with mouthwatering aromas. Jack swoons over the flavors, but the Gourmet’s sweet-savory complexity and rustic crust steal the show, earning it the crown as the ultimate grilled cheese champion in a close, deliciously contentious match
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- 3 Wrz 2014
This is even more dogshit than the shitty quesadilla he made earlier. That pile of garbage at least could be seen as edible, if not amazing due to it just being a big lump of shreddy cheese. You could at least salvage that by just making smaller versions of it as bite sized snacks. This pile of shit is even worse given the massive amount of cream cheese being used poorly as an emulsifier and melter; what the hell is wrong with just using american cheese for this shit? Also it's not a grilled cheese due to the anti-wife deterrent and bacon being the stars in the flavor profile and texture; that takes it into melt category.
I would not touch this at all, and it definitely has dethroned Gordon Ramsay's own failed grilled cheese as the worst iteration of this I've seen. For fuck's sake he didn't even get the cheese spread KNOWN FOR MELTING EASILY WHEN HOT TO FUCKING MELT. At least Ramsay did it on a fire and used a hard cheese, which sweat oil over melting, as one of his mains.
I've said it before, but I just interpret it as a verbal tic that he brainlessly gurgles because like a baby bird opening its mouth and screaming, he knows it means he'll be able to cheat his diet more and eat more food.
There's nothing there to it as a word; it's a call. Like a fucking animal.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
I never mentioned pedo stuff...
Now Jr. seems to like young boys though.
Hammy is obviously bi.
I mean when you look like she does you take whatever you can get.
There's... a decent sandwich in there somewhere but in typical Scalfatty fashion he just fucks it up.
Too many ingredients, the flame is too hot so the cheese doesn't melt, shreddy cheese and cream cheese of all things. It's just a mess. But as I said there's a decent sandwich or quesadilla hiding in there somewhere.
He already did that last year during his "comfort food month" I believe.
Well Chris is a true and honest woman, in his own mind, and he was really into wanting to trib with another women.
But according to my sources they can and do but it's not like porn shows it. Remember most lesbian porn is made for men to goon to.
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- 26 Lis 2016
That is fucking vile and disgusting. This fat fuck has been on YouTube for more than a decade, we know he's bad but he's somehow outdoing himself with every video.
Improvements to his disastrous cooking includes a stroke, another stroke, and another stroke. Please.
Improvements to his disastrous cooking includes a stroke, another stroke, and another stroke. Please.
- Dołączono
- 10 Lis 2022
Jack's certainly one of those cows serving as muses to inspire unfavorable views of mankind not yet put to paper. And these "mountains of cheese on a bloodstained tree stump" videos serve only to make us all wonder how much of his rectum rests below the water in the bowl - I doubt the effects of his diet would seem out of place amongst Google image search results for "uterine prolapse in buffalo."
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- 26 Maj 2025
Yakub have mercy
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- 8 Lis 2017
I hope it disables his other arm for two candy claws.
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- 7 Lis 2014
Wonder if Jack was privately angy that the baby wasn't named Jack III
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- 10 Lut 2025
This fat fuck needs to make a 2 year series called Salad Wars.
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- 3 Lut 2021
Lesbians definitely bump clams bro.
It’s one of the things that is typically not in FF porn produced for men because men want to see women use surrogate rubber dicks on each other because men can’t connect unless there is something phallic being thrusted into the scene. Actual tribbing between non hideous lesbians / actually bi chicks is a beautiful thing. But imaging Tammy’s grunts and Janette’s cackles really ruins it .
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- 20 Cze 2024
He would manage to overcook a salad...
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- 28 Gru 2014
This is where it graduates from merely vile to being an eldritch abomination, that is, something that should not exist in the universe. What the fuck would possess even the dumbest moron in the world to do this?
Even eating cornstarch is gourmet by comparison.
And somehow the salad would be bloody and raw in the middle.
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- Dołączono
- 8 Lis 2017
He would try to make a steak salad or a Pittsburgh salad and fuck it up.
Jack pretending like he actually chopped all the ingredients is fucking hilarious to me.