💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This was no doubt pointed out to Rick by multiple people, including his agent. He ignored them, because of course he did. Now he's stuck with this unsellable crap and is too lazy and discouraged to ever write another book. Enjoy your dead career.
The Lion does not concern itself with the opinions of unpublished stalkers and counterfeit tough guys, child.
Those stories came from Larry Correia first.
I think you meant to write "Those stories came from a slightly less annoying FFWBT named Larry Correia first."

Remember that Rick doesn't have any actual interests.
Wrong as always, stlaker. Rick loves the penises of strangers getting shoved into his holes. He also loves overeating and drinking like an alcoholic. He's very interested in correcTing the recorD. Most of all, he loves never letting the idiots win, including the idiot he knows best in this world.

Not understanding these are but a few of his interests is why you developed Huntington's disease and died from it, child.

How long before Pat transitions so that Black men can fart in his vagina?
And how long before the stench of his axe wound makes them swear it's all farted up? This of course after one of them points out to Rick that some British guy is throwing a fit about how long the line is today.
 
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Can we say Fatrick is at least legitimately a baseball/Milwaukee Brewers fan? Can we grant him that much?

I was kind of betting with myself to see if I could come up with any positives to say about this wreck of a human being...and the above was the only thing that came to mind after a bit of pondering. Not much, but it is the best I've potentially got. 🤷‍♂️

Not really a huge baseball fan myself, but the Brewers are on some kind of surprising win streak lately, leading their division by a healthy margin, etc.
I think the one thing Pat is/was true and honest fan of is BattleTech. He even wrote stuff for the universe, and IIRC the forum where him and PCJ met was also dedicated to the fandom.
It's just that BattleTech is not well-known enough to come with "geek cred", which is entire persona is built around: When he oinks on about Star Wars or Star Trek, he imagines normies going"wow, this ripped tough guy political firebrand is into that nerd stuff? He's like a stealthy geek or something!"
But with BattleTech, these imaginary people just go "What's that?", leaving his ego thoroughly unstroked.
 
I think the one thing Pat is/was true and honest fan of is BattleTech. He even wrote stuff for the universe, and IIRC the forum where him and PCJ met was also dedicated to the fandom.
It's just that BattleTech is not well-known enough to come with "geek cred", which is entire persona is built around: When he oinks on about Star Wars or Star Trek, he imagines normies going"wow, this ripped tough guy political firebrand is into that nerd stuff? He's like a stealthy geek or something!"
But with BattleTech, these imaginary people just go "What's that?", leaving his ego thoroughly unstroked.
Incidentally I just searched for "battletech" in his TL and found this rather exploitable image
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The Battletech thing is funny, because if Pat wanted actual geek credit, that would have absolutely given it to him. Battletech is really long running and very entrenched. Being into Battletech is like being into Warhammer. He’s a fake-fake-geek, which is just pathetic beyond all words.
 
I think the one thing Pat is/was true and honest fan of is BattleTech. He even wrote stuff for the universe, and IIRC the forum where him and PCJ met was also dedicated to the fandom.
It's just that BattleTech is not well-known enough to come with "geek cred", which is entire persona is built around: When he oinks on about Star Wars or Star Trek, he imagines normies going"wow, this ripped tough guy political firebrand is into that nerd stuff? He's like a stealthy geek or something!"
But with BattleTech, these imaginary people just go "What's that?", leaving his ego thoroughly unstroked.

He wrote some fan stories for it that was published on the website.
In an interview later he would say something along the lines of: "I'd be playing battletech and think how the other players' mind would be blown if they knew they were playing me" (the author of a fanfic story).
His perceived level of self importance was already massive, long before he got any book contract.
 
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I hate to Power Level here, but I just have to. I'm a small business owner - just me, my foremen, and a whole tussle of gen-u-ine West African savages.

I know what you're going to say. Growing Cotton in Wisconsin? Mad man!

But I never listened to the naysayers. For 15 years I made my living the only way an honest man can - driving bucks up and down them rows and rows of pure white gold.

I have to admit, this week I found out just how wrong I was. I thought the cold would be my biggest hurdle. Lo and behold, the other night a whole 5 of my finest workers got themselves devoured by some beast. I asked around and it turns out all the locals have been having the same problem of late. One of the oldtimers let me know of an Injun folktale. Apparently, when a man dies after abandoning his child, he is said to wander the plains forever, turning livestock into ground meat. The only way to ward off the evil spirit is to construct a small staircase in front of your slaves' cottage - it is said the spirit will get out of breath and return to Hoolies, the native word for its demonic lair.

I don't know if I trust the word of a bunch of redskins, but I don't know how much longer I'll be in business if I have to keep buying more negros. I'll let you know if the thing returns, the staircase has been built, and I only pray I built it sturdy enough to hold the beast's weight.
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I hate to Power Level here, but I just have to. I'm a small business owner - just me, my foremen, and a whole tussel of gen-u-ine West African savages.

I know what you're going to say. Growing Cotton in Wisconsin? Mad man!

But I never listened to the naysayers. For 15 years I made my living the only way an honest man can - driving bucks up and down them rows and rows of pure white gold.

I have to admit, this week I found out just how wrong I was. I thought the cold would be my biggest hurdle. Lo and behold, the other night a whole 5 of my finest workers got themselves devoured by some beast. I asked around and it turns out all the locals have been having the same problem of late. One of the oldtimers let me know of an Injun folktale. Apparently, when a man dies after abandoning his child, he is said to wander the plains forever, turning livestock into ground meat. The only way to ward off the evil spirit is to construct a small staircase in front of your slaves' cottage - it is said the spirit will get out of breath and return to Hoolies, the native word for its demonic lair.

I don't know if I trust the word of a bunch of redskins, but I don't know how much longer I'll be in business if I have to keep buying more negros. I'll let you know if the thing returns, the staircase has been built, and I only pray I built it sturdy enough to hold the beast's weight.
Exceedingly superior to anything Fatrick has ever had published.
 
He wrote some fan stories for it that was published on the website.
In an interview later he would say something along the lines of: "I'd be playing battletech and think how the other players' mind would be blown if they knew they were playing me" (the author of a fanfic story).
His perceived level of self importance was already massive, long before he got any book contract.
Anyone who is into Battletech will tell you the fiction while ludicrously extensive, is basically pulp sci fi fantasy for young adults. Some of it is good, some of it is bad, a lot of it's forgettable unless you really love the setting, and it's all campy and cliché, think like Star Wars or Dragonlance novels.

His short story for the now defunct online Battlecorps anthology was one of the worst things I've read set in the admittedly dorky as hell setting.

Not because it was campy/cliché, but for how phoned the fuck in it was. Battletech writers clearly have some sort of style guide issued by the franchise they all use, because they all do the same breaks in narrative to explain certain concepts to the reader (so that no matter what book you pick up as a rando, you can make sense of the universe), and that was really the only thing definably "Battletech" about that story.

It's not even a proper Battletech story with mech battles, the whole thing takes place in space, so basically in transit, so it's really more of an Areotech story. I can't find a copy of it since Battlecorps is now defunct but it's really not worth reading even for laughs, more of just a weird slog. The funniest/most noteworthy thing about the short story, is it's titled SORE LOSER. :story:
 
Remember when this pedophile was outed for having an album full of his niece in a bathtub a week before his trip to Thailand?
It wasn’t his niece. He was lying about that. It was the toddler daughter of his friends. Paul Weimer spun a yarn about being an affectionate uncle to a child he’s not related to. Not suspicious at all!
 
Can we say Fatrick is at least legitimately a baseball/Milwaukee Brewers fan? Can we grant him that much?

I was kind of betting with myself to see if I could come up with any positives to say about this wreck of a human being...and the above was the only thing that came to mind after a bit of pondering. Not much, but it is the best I've potentially got. 🤷‍♂️

Not really a huge baseball fan myself, but the Brewers are on some kind of surprising win streak lately, leading their division by a healthy margin, etc.
He’s really good at raping and killing black people.
 
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