💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Well adjusted people will giggle at the pig headed idiot and move on. It takes a certain kind of personality to think arguing with a drunken low-t chatbot day after day is a good use of time.

Imagine being a human dumber than ChatGPT that literally can't respond intelligently to anything.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It's right here. I literally have it.

No, stalker. You don't. The only thing you will have is a space on the bottom bunk of your prison cell. Enjoy it.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Imagine being a human dumber than ChatGPT that literally can't respond intelligently to anything.

As they say, "You are what you eat," and we all know what makes up the bulk of Patrick's diet.

 

[Mound Dweller]

It's times like this I'm glad GDPR means fuck all outside of Strasbourg.

I would love to see someone who knows nothing of Fatrick try and decipher this sentence.

Don't mythologize the retard; it's pretty basic "lastname as a negative adjectiveism", entrylevel angloid alogging.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

 

[OffTopic]

Don't mythologize the retard; it's pretty basic "lastname as a negative adjectiveism", entrylevel angloid alogging.

^ Hey fellas, get a load'a this fucking Tomlinson over here!

 

[Judge Holden]

As they say, "You are what you eat," and we all know what makes up the bulk of Patrick's diet.

>eats niggers
>unemployed
>lazy
>deadbeat dad
>retarded
>addicted to unhealthy food
>violent
>hates the cops
>massive victim complex

 

[StimulatedOrb]

"why do I keep fucking up all the time..."

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

To those who also have accounts on the second better forum, any interesting pics/vids to share?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

You chose how this would spread for you long ago, Smuckers. Enjoy breakfast.

Seriously though I'm amazed at both Leslie continuing to poke the pig despite claiming she wants to be left alone, and Pat's ability to respond every single time. I suppose I can't expect anything less. Something about idiots dragging you down to their level, or wrestling pigs in mud?

 

[OffTopic]

As we approach our eighth year of twisting Rick's nips, I still wonder after all this time what - other than unfiltered narcissistic delusion - ever gave him the idea he could stand toe to toe with the O&A Pests and leave the ring in one piece. Over the last twenty years, they have left a wake of smoldering ruin across every square inch of the internet and social media. They're not hard to find. You could argue they're the most notorious trolling group in history. And I think that's where Rick got confused.

The Pests are not Anonymous, 4chan, or the Russian Internet Research Agency. The Pests are not a politicized organization - they're not organized at all for that matter. They march under no banners and follow no leader. They shitpost from the terlit at work. Rick launched a crusade against a phantom enemy he half-concocted in his own mind because he wanted to be the hero in a comic book.

These are the Nazi terrorist criminal cyberstalkers he's warring with:




They're obsessed fans of a morning radio show that's been off the air for eleven years. This is the stupidest thing that has ever happened to anyone, anywhere, ever.
Rick, thank you. You are the best.


Edit: Spell check changed launched a crusade to "lunched a crusade" because I've been Patposting too much.

 

[RollingRock2]

0:06

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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even after all these years, it not only still makes me laugh that he replies to mocking images of himself with that bullshit without fail, but also it still gives me a belly laugh. all people have to do is post a pic of him being fat, in a fatly manner, and that's why their life is already over.

speaking of enjoying prison, my workplace was robbed a few weeks ago and we managed to get the prick arrested. i went to testify on behalf of the prosecutor to ensure he would get punished, and the dipshit violated his probation after that and is currently enjoying prison with his brother for a little over a year.

see, Rick, that's how it works in the real world.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Follow-up:
Turns out Rick did just accidentally send a Word file of his C&D to a Pest with a similar email. The recipient has reached out for more info:

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Meanwhile, Rick is denying this happened at all.

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I'll play devil's advocate and defend Fat Rick. I can see how he could've made this mistake.

Normally if you want to send an email to yourself, you just send it to your own email address. It's so simple even someone who's blind stinking drunk could do it. But when you start typing in the address, Gmail will auto-populate a list of email addresses you've interacted with. So instead of getting patrickstomlinson@gmail.com, he would've likely seen patrickstomlinsonisafatfaggot@gmail.com or patrickstomlinsonpepperonichef@gmail.com. He could've easily clicked one of those in a severe state of inebriation.

It's an easy oopsie doodle anyone could've made.

 

[Moe Green's Glasses]

I'll play devil's advocate and defend Fat Rick. I can see how he could've made this mistake.

Normally if you want to send an email to yourself, you just send it to your own email address. It's so simple even someone who's blind stinking drunk could do it. But when you start typing in the address, Gmail will auto-populate a list of email addresses you've interacted with. So instead of getting patrickstomlinson@gmail.com, he would've likely seen patrickstomlinsonisafatfaggot@gmail.com or patrickstomlinsonpepperonichef@gmail.com. He could've easily clicked one of those in a severe state of inebriation.

It's an easy oopsie doodle anyone could've made.

 

[OffTopic]

I'll play devil's advocate and defend Fat Rick. I can see how he could've made this mistake.

Normally if you want to send an email to yourself, you just send it to your own email address. It's so simple even someone who's blind stinking drunk could do it. But when you start typing in the address, Gmail will auto-populate a list of email addresses you've interacted with. So instead of getting patrickstomlinson@gmail.com, he would've likely seen patrickstomlinsonisafatfaggot@gmail.com or patrickstomlinsonpepperonichef@gmail.com. He could've easily clicked one of those in a severe state of inebriation.

It's an easy oopsie doodle anyone could've made.

Yeah we know how he did it.
But why didn't he block the imposter account the moment he first interacted with it?

Contort your brain to answer that riddle, sir.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Yeah we know how he did it.
But why didn't he block the imposter account the moment he first interacted with it?

Contort your brain to answer that riddle, sir.

Blocking someone means he can't tell them to "enjoy prison."

And how are they going to enjoy prison if he doesn't tell them to do so?

 

[bortherman]

Blocking someone means he can't tell them to "enjoy prison."

And how are they going to enjoy prison if he doesn't tell them to do so?

Tomlinson's Funster is a thought experiment where a Funster is placed in a hypothetical situation—prison—yet until the moment MKE PD, DOES THE MINIMUM OF THEIR JOBS, we cannot know whether it is “enjoying prison” or “not enjoying prison.”

 

[OffTopic]

Blocking someone means he can't tell them to "enjoy prison."

And how are they going to enjoy prison if he doesn't tell them to do so?

Well, when you're right you're right, Bobo.

 

[McMitch]

Don't mythologize the retard; it's pretty basic "lastname as a negative adjectiveism", entrylevel angloid alogging.

Yes, that much can be gleaned; but could someone not in the know actually figure out what the sentence says? Also, the phrase “maximum ribs” might be what trips the subject up.