🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hit Squad]

Some more convos from the Maldoverse. Something is occuring... possibly just faggotry, definitely niggery-pockery!


It all starts with Action Dan... it always does doesn't it?

Spoiler: Stop Following me... Stop it!

I checked back on the timeline and yeah, Hellscape48 is definitely messing with the Dan-man.

Shers then joins in and gets mobbed, Shers might be concern-trolling, maybe not. But it shows how the speds are still on edge for any form of criticsm.





And here's the mod, as soon as they notice an argument brewing they put a 'hmm' emote into the chat to warn people they are watching them.

Right after this, we get a surprise visit from everyone's least favourite lick-spittle; Khronos:

Spoiler: No one really likes you dude

About two people notice him when he first started chatting and then he fucked off.

After Jason's legal team leaves the building, the chat turns to discussing discord and doxxing... and one 'doxxer' in particular.

Spoiler: Quintheo the Bogeyman

That ramped up to 60 pretty quick.


Link to Washington State Legislature: RCW 4.24.792 - Unauthorized publication of personal identifying information.

Yes, the post from Jason did nothing, Do you know why it didn't? No? then suffer Maldists!

Oh hey, Jason makes an appearance!

Spoiler: The King has returned!

Literally the longest conversation I've seen him have with his fans outside of complaining about how the internet is treating him (though I suspect his brigading instructions are quite long-winded).

Now we know why he is popular with the speds, his voice is like a snake-charmers flute to the mentally disabled.

Now Shaye comes to say hello... Hi Shaye!

Spoiler: Maldists are blessed with the holy trinity!

The question about Jason deleting the vods gets asked, but Shaye is either playing dumb or actually does not know. It could go either way to be honest. I could see Jason not telling her anything. Someone links back to a statement made in general chat a few days ago, reference the vods.


Sickening... they are already talking about getting a hype train to celebrate his return, can you fake this one too I wonder?

Horse girl breeding game... What the actual fuck?

Final word goes to the Maldster:

Spoiler: Riddle me this Batman!

So who believes he actually remotely attended Defcon? Or is he just a lying turd? Place your bets people!

This is the most interaction I've seen with the community from the big three personalities (I use that word very loosely) in there for a while. It's probably to hype the crowd up for Jason's return to streaming and we may see more of it over the next few days.

 

[Lie Eater]

Some essential advice by the great @True Boss of this Gym:

We're too easy on newfags for not lurking.

The furry freak just walks barefoot into this shit and piss covered floor to put a blanket over this ferret, for some fucking reason.
The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

I don't think this is normal behavior for a ferret, (Cannot find anything on this being normal and most results say the signs point to brain damage) mald also seems completely apathetic to this happening like it's normal. By the way the number one way to treat adrenal disease is to have your ferrets neutered and deaths caused by it are extremely common but preventable much the same. (We know he'd never cut off their balls because he likes them too much) We know mald has a ferret fucking model of buy n' die on repeat but you'd still expect some basic interest in the one thing this faggot has based his furry identity off of. But considering how much mald as a narc still neglects himself- it's retarded of me to think he'd care about his toys.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

I was checking the Heartbound updates and found that gem, maybe he is playing 5D chess with us and he really is sorry, reveals it in his ARG and all of this is a social experiment?

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Steam Link

Also W content update in past. I wondered why these patches had so little comments because earlier updates had like 90. I guess he deleted all negative of them and thats why these patches only got 5 comments

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Link

Why does he write like this?

What makes this new content? It's literally drag and drop shit and memes in the patch notes as bullet points.

New Content

You can now have multiple conversations at the same time.

The keypad in The Tower can now be used with your numpad.

The keypad in The Tower now directly reflects a keyboard numpad.

A new achievement can now be obtained.

Avocado is now more emotionally consistent.

The fishing rod can now appear in Lores room.

A name has been added to the credits.

You can now finish Avocado's storyline in a terrible way.

Seriously, don't do this.

What are you doing?

Oh no...

 

[Poisonbreath]

I don't think he does, nor does he even work on it.

Of course he does, the store page says so. It's listed as one of the game's features! He wouldn't lie to you, would he? He worked at Blizzard!

Features:

• A demo! Try before you buy!
• Multiple biomes with different gravity, friction, and environmental dangers.
• Unique enemies in each biome keep each level dynamic and interesting.
• Curated room layouts in randomly selected order makes sure that every level is different.
• 48 infinitely stacking powerups to find and abuse in your fight against The Moon.
• Development streamed live every Monday from 12pm-10pm PST on Twitch.

[Kill The Moon store page]
Also, what the hell is this fourth bullet? This is the gayest way to describe procedurally generated levels. You don't need to pad the features list by adding something that's a requirement for the genre, Mald.

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What makes this new content?

The amount of "new content" padding he does for these update logs is hilarious. Like this one, it's cartoonishly dishonest.

New Content​

• Facial animations have been updated for all interactions in The Clash.
• Textbox positioning has been updated for all interactions in The Clash.
• A new facial expression for Emelio has been added.
• Music timing has been updated for Emelio in The Clash.
• SFX timing has been updated for Emelio in The Clash.
• Rhodes interactions in The Clash have been updated.
• Emelios interactions in The Clash have been updated.
• The Factus can now make an appearance during The Clash.
• Combat timing for Rhodes Breakdown has been changed to be slightly faster when Hometown interactions are negative.
• New Music has been added to the Heartbound OST.

[Patchnotes for May 28, 2025]

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Mald putting a blanket on a ferret, when we know MULTIPLE ferrets he owns died due to overheating in blanket forts is... Ominous.

dead nigger ferrets

 

[Elite Kipchak]

It all starts with Action Dan... it always does doesn't it?

>you have to do everything I tell you to, it's just basic human decency
i hate this shit so much. I want you to stop living. kill yourself. it's not hard to just be respectful, so jump off a bridge immediately to sate my childish whims.

 

[potato sack]

i fucking love maldy's community
if youre new here there were no updates in 2024 except for the april fools one to mald's game

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Why does he write like this?

Because he talks like that. It's what makes my skin crawl, you can tell he rehearses almost everything he says in his head before he says it. It's like he's putting on a performance, a character of himself but cool (for what he thinks cool is) and can never ever speak genuinely.

 

[Aidan]

He didnt stream during participating in defcon puzzle solving remotely because he was scared of getting caught cheating or doing nothing of value for the team.

I don't know how you can cheat at those puzzles aside from having the puzzle creators feed you info or stealing info from other teams who are further along in areas your team isn't. With that said.... he has cheated before by lying to other teams to get info from them.

In this video we find out that Jason's idea of "social engineering" was becoming the keymaster for one of the challenge rooms. (I don't know what this is but it sounds like it's a volunteer position type thing that is for the event itself.) Anyways he epically social engineers the entire event by telling everyone he wasn't competing and that he was just a volunteer who was running the challenge room. In reality he was still competeting with his team the entire time. He told people that if they had questions about the event itself that they could ask him and they'd help them along by giving hints for the event and helping out new teams.
He then collected the questions that he got from the new teams and sent it back to his team to give them an advantage of where people were at in the challenge. While fucking over the people who went to ask him questions.

I don't know about you guys. But if I see a volunteer who's job description is to run one of the challenge rooms for the event and be helpful to new players at a nonserious hacking LARP event I would probably assume they aren't playing the actual fucking game. Since that would be retarded and extremely unfair.
In case you still think I'm lying about this being a retarded LARP event for wannabes like Jason. This is the home page of their site.

Timestamp of Mald bragging about abusing a position of trust and blatantly lying to participants and 1o57/Lost himself.

I'm not sure this full thing ever got uploaded locally so I'm going to shrink it down and upload it later. The whole thing is a gold mine of Mald being full of himself.

 

[Joe Headroom]

Fun with YOLOv11, a computer vision AI: Let's run a quick little test here...


It thinks Jason is female with 0.147 confidence to Shaye's 0.166. Surely this is just a fluke. Let's try another image...


Oh no....

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Timestamp of Mald bragging about abusing a position of trust and blatantly lying to participants and 1057/Lost himself.

I'm retracting my previous statement about throwing him a bone here, which I previously posted. If you're given a position of where people perceive you as a "trusted source" that is representing an event organizer and you deliberately throw other participants off, you are at risk of hurting the reputation of the event and the organizer.

 

[Gas Snake]

Fun with YOLOv11, a computer vision AI: Let's run a quick little test here...

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It thinks Jason is female with 0.147 confidence to Shaye's 0.166. Surely this is just a fluke. Let's try another image...

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Oh no....

If Mald really is intersex, then maybe a second puberty isn't all that ridiculous after all?

Edit: I weep for humanity if people actually think this is a serious statement.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

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They're not allowed to say "Kiwifarms."

@Puarposting kill yourself

He's a viqueens fan, doesn't surprise me in the least.

what is a viqueens?

Some essential advice by the great @True Boss of this Gym:

some better advice:
Don't give a shit when people joined
Unless they're being a faggot or a socknigger

 

[Ghostse]

I'm retracting my previous statement about throwing him a bone here, which I previously posted. If you're given a position of where people perceive you as a "trusted source" that is representing an event organizer and you deliberately throw other participants off, you are at risk of hurting the reputation of the event and the organizer.

Now I'm going to give Mald maximum slack here:
this is DEFCON, this sort of shit is generally part and parcel of attendance and the sort of thing you're supposed to learn how to combat at said conference.

THAT SAID
It sounds like this is a newbie friendly event and fucking with/fucking over new players is a real dick move. This is like showing up to a backyard football game in full pads and helmet and full body slamming the QB which is someone's 15 year old kid and then being like "Well he wanted to be the QB!".

Also while fucking over strangers and randos is what DEFCON is all about, fucking over a friend's event is a real, toptier asshole thing to do.

or put another way:
The real purpose of DEFCON is (was) to teach people to be careful and question about who and what they trust. If its a friend, you shouldn't be making them question their decision to trust you.

Timestamp of Mald bragging about abusing a position of trust and blatantly lying to participants and 1057/Lost himself.

Wait wait wait LOL Was this Dungeons@Defcon because I think it is and

"4) No social engineering please. We get it, you can be sneaky and mess with people. That's not the point of this contest."
See? Because of me, there's a rule now.

Fucking cocksock.

In case you still think I'm lying about this being a retarded LARP event for wannabes like Jason. This is the home page of their site.

Cory Doctorow is a retard with mommy fetish. So lol.

I'm going to try to convery this sucinctly:
Ever since corpo sponsorship happened, there are effectively two DEFCONs:
There is the public one with booths and pompous retards doing TED talks, and then there is the "real" DEFCON, that goes on pretty much invite-only where the real highspeed shit goes down. It is generally treated as Switzerland so if one of the serious hackers needs to talk to the Feds (or the Feds want to pay for some information) it goes down at DEFCON using the retards in convention space as cover.
Public DEFCON has gotten more and more retarded as trannies, women, and fags have taken over. And the actual people at DEFCON doing DEFCON shit let them becasue its a useful smokescreen. Also because of a lot of people doing DEFCON shit are autistic trannies or counterculture sorts.

Basically if you don't have a connect to get you into something that doesn't happen in a published venue or is not for sale on the convention floor, you are wasting your time and money (unless is employer money, and in that case enjoy your corpo-sponsored vacation, and remember to get the hooker at the Bunny Ranch to validate your ride back to town; the Limo to the whorehouse is free, the Limo BACK to vegas is where they'll get you.)

The CTF contest, and I want to be clear I have not kept up so it might be totally gay now, is the only "public" event that even moderately relates to what DEFCON was/is supposed to be. Sorry I had the wrong event; there was some event, I thought it was capture the flag, where several teams were given a secret they needed to keep safe while also grabbing other teams' secrets
It might have been unofficial.

 

[Aidan]

I think it's funny and telling that there is an entire set of social engineering challenges that you can get a black badge for and Mald has seemingly never talked about or even attempted those.

Wait wait wait LOL Was this Dungeons@Defcon

No it's from DEF CON 23, though he is possibly part of why that rule had to be explicitly stated. There are plenty of jackasses like him in the space though.


You can find puzzle walkthroughs here. This is all documented properly earlier in the thread.
Mald: https://potatohatsecurity.tumblr.com/post/126411303994/defcon-23-badge-challenge
Elegin: https://web.archive.org/web/20240614084735/http://elegin.com/dc23/

 

[dick tha master]

Preservetube
Should i drop it here?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

It sounds like this is a newbie friendly event and fucking with/fucking over new players is a real dick move. This is like showing up to a backyard football game in full pads and helmet and full body slamming the QB.

Sounds about right for a League of Legends charity-event tryhard.

I'm going to try to convery this sucinctly:
Ever since corpo sponsorship happened, there are effectively two DEFCONs:

I've seen mixed opinions about DEF CON. I've seen in this thread it being described as nothing much and really intermediate skillsets, and then out in the general public it's the grand thing of awesomeness.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

At least he is wearing shoes, other bullied him probably to not take them off for picture.

 

[cigint]

I've seen mixed opinions about DEF CON

They're puzzles designed to be fairly accessible and fun for nerds. Most people who do them don't believe or act like they're doing bleeding-edge security research when they solve them. But some do.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

Timestamp of Mald bragging about abusing a position of trust and blatantly lying to participants and 1o57/Lost himself.

The sheer volume of mindless glazing going on in those comments made me physically ill. He's so great! He's so wonderful! He's so patient! "The more I watch Pirate Software the more I fall in love with computers and technology!" Jesus fuck...

Incidentally, none of the streamers on that podcast have had anything to do with him publicly since that stream, and all criticised or laughed at him following the WoW saga. You have to wonder when they became aware of how full of shit he was - whether it was during this episode (and they just played along), or at some point over the next few months.

Correction: this was their first episode with him - there was another a few weeks later and that was the last.