🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nothing Is Written]

*Draws 60 squares in MSPaint* "You see, vacations." *draws 12 Xs* "Are when you don't work. Since I didn't work on the first it may as well not exist." *Erases the first week* "I know I said I was writing during my vacation but WRITING is not WORKING. Since I didn't WORK on those days what do you expect me to do? Release work? Clown gnome behavior." *Stretches* "Yep. That means I lost a week for next month's work too, so no update then either. That's how they did it at blizzard. I worked there for 69 years by the way."

I made a shitty version of this on my phone and tried like ten times to upload it but fuck me I guess?

 

[Luecke]

I dont think this Video was posted here. Interview from 2024 Streamerawards with CDawgVA and Valkyrae
Maldy said that he couldnt make a ferretschwitz in California cause they are illegal to own there

3:33

WA | A

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I dont think this Video was posted here. Interview from 2024 Streamerawards with CDawgVA and Valkyrae
Maldy said that he couldnt make a ferretschwitz in California cause they are illegal to own there

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T0yR-6VyQXg


Valkyrae & CDawgVA Interviews PirateSoftware at The Streamer Awards 2024_11.50.15.mp4

WA | A

I agree with this guy, you can see by his throat he's trying so hard to talk like that.
Also he looks greasy and fat.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I'm honestly really pissed that Tom didn't cover Jason's past as a Second Life in detail and didn't even mention JLU / Justice League Unlimited at all. Especially since I went out of my way to cover the whole saga in my new OP in detail (even before Lanza's video)

Lanza is a tranny dick riding trend hopping nigger whose opinions and videos are on par with getting news from a old communist nostalgia maxxer in some run down shitty bar in a street google maps hadn't even documented yet.

If it makes you feel any better, it leaves room for a future deep dive or passing the torch to someone who cares about shit nobody cares about to present it in a way where it will become shit somebody cares about and in time shit everybody cares about.

 

[Aidan]

Stones...glasses houses... something something.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Wyświetl załącznik 7762018
Stones...glasses houses... something something.

Is that meant to be Asmongold or Ross Scott? If the latter, it's harrassment as far as they're concerned. If the former, lol.

 

[Aidan]

Is that meant to be Asmongold or Ross Scott? If the latter, it's harrassment as far as they're concerned. If the former, lol.

It's Ross Scott.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Is that meant to be Asmongold or Ross Scott? If the latter, it's harrassment as far as they're concerned. If the former, lol.

Pretty sure it supposed to be ross
making a bad guys out of him is retarded
Insane behavior dude

 

[Nothing Is Written]

It's Ross Scott.

Oh yeah the "NOOOOO you don't understand" caption.

Poor Ross.

I understand you.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

"If you're not over here in 8 years with my game, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day!"

"Basil, where are you going?!"
"I'm going to see Mr. Hall, dear"

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnuofQt7GTITerry Davis, the greatest programmer that has ever lived, reference at 42:00. Billions must praise God at his temple.
Terry Davis - The Hardest Question In Programming (360p).mp4

Oh shit even i am in the vid
Sucks that he didn't mentioned ferret rescue and second life hero larp.
First one even if speculation is alarming and second one is just funny

 

[Nothing Is Written]

"If you're not over here in 8 years with my game, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day!"
Wyświetl załącznik 7762034
"Basil, where are you going?!"
"I'm going to see Mr. Hall, dear"
Wyświetl załącznik 7761982

"JAKE!"

Oh shit even i am in the vid

We all are.

I fucking hate you Thomas, you unibrow wearing cuntlord. Nice video though. Keep it up.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Mind reposting it or telling me around where this was posted? I'd like to see for myself exactly how a fucking paw swipe can be animated fetishistically.

Skip to 55mins

Actually I thought I recalled the fight taking place in the forest, rather than the shitty eldritch zone? There was an attack where the paws would slam down and claw marks would appear. Either my memory is dogshit (highly likely) or there's enough indev footage of this game that's never gonna finish that it's easy to mix shit up.
But yeah, the idle animation on the paws in that footage is still pretty spot-on with what I remembered. Point is, the "beans" are as "juicy" as they come, which is prime furfaggotry at work.

 

[Hit Squad]

Have Jason talked about update to HB for this month in his many discord postings? (im not really reading them all I have to admit) I just noitced it once again past 1st of the month, first week of the month, we are reaching half of the month withouth update

He barely interacts with his discord minions at the best of times, at least in the free to access channels. The Pay 2 chat channels may be different. The only time he truly starts speaking in the free channels is to bemoan the fact that everyone hates him and is out to get him.

He usually plays himself off as the distant leader figure; coming in and out of chat when you least expect him... so in short, he acts like a bit of a cunt.

Speaking of DDOS attacks... I asked a page or two ago whether Jason and his cronies were going to ruin Wplace, looks like I was right.

Spoiler: Too many mongoloids in here for my liking.

Sherpaorc basically accusing Jason haters taking down their Wplace when it was likely the amount of speds, monging around in there, that broke it. At least some of them have an iota of sense.

3kliksphilip is now persona-non-grata apparently?

Spoiler: Shhh... Don't mention the Drama!

The drama that can't be named.

The 'movement' is 'consumerist ignorant', not our Jason! FFS, these people are so brainwashed.

This is a random quote from Sherporc. You forgot the brackets dude, let me help you: (((THEY)))

Turkey Tom's video has finally been noticed.

Spoiler: Point on the doll where Destiny touched you Tom.

These guys are so cucked.


A Joey Swole video was linked into chat as an example of 'good drama farming'.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Just realized something. I always want to regurgitate at the sight of Mald at The Streamer Awards and I've figured out why. That godawful black and red suit that he's wearing, the one that somebody here speculated was based on his ferret fursona's clothes - that ugly suit is so fucking baggy. He fucked up by getting something that was a size too large for his skinny pathetic tube arms. And I think we all know why the low IQ egomaniac narcissist might get clothes that're one size too big for him: To hide those disgusting arms of his, and to make himself look bigger than he actually is. He could've tailored the suit like anyone with a smidgen of class would, but nah, of course not, his arms are perfect just the way they are! Lazy, egotistical fuck as always.

My theory is that it was an old suit from when he was even fatter than now.

 

[Freikstorn]

Jason deleted all his live streams on Twitch and Youtube.

 

[Billy Bong]

Jason deleted all his live streams on Twitch and Youtube.

Wow! Did you hear about the Titanic? I don't want to spoil it, but there was an iceberg and....OK OK, I've said enough.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Wow! Did you hear about the Titanic? I don't want to spoil it, but there was an iceberg and....OK OK, I've said enough.

IceBERG? Every. Goddamn. Time.

 

[Nick Gars]

My theory is that it was an old suit from when he was even fatter than now.

Wouldn't suprise me if that is the case. Its immensely more amusing to envision him walking into a "Big and Tall" equivelant, pointing at a suit, and yelling at the teller "I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT" when asked if he would like it tailored.

 

[Aidan]

Having troubles uploading the local archive of the VOD, will try again later on.

Kiwifarms is busted these days so for now I will hold onto the compressed Cynthia Hall VOD. If someone notices it's gone and wants a copy, let me know.