🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[kiwifarms net]

So how the fuck did he manage to claim "thousands of routes" over and over? There's talking out of your ass but this sounds like a whole nother level!

Every dialogue choice is recorded on the save file, ergo, every dialogue choice is a new route. Since there are many, many dialogue choices (since the game is almost nothing but walking and talking in the first place) you can multiply the number of dialogue choices with each other in order to vomit out a "thousands of routes" claim. Yes, this is unironically the exact sort of "hundreds of endings" claim that you'd hear memed about with the games of Peter Molyneux and/or Todd Howard, so in reality Jason Hall is truly showing off his AAA experience chops with that big mouth of his.

You know, I can do Maldy one better. You see, by creating a blank default RPG Maker project, scribbling some tiles around, and plopping the player in, I can claim that I have limitless gameplay possibilities due to the fact that you can choose which tiles to walk on and even when to walk on them. Plus, there's no end condition, meaning that you can play a single session of this game forever and ever unto eternity. No playthrough is ever alike! Truly, I am a master hacker and game dev with a career spanning 20 years 7 years 10 seconds.

We used to get games like Chrono Trigger.

Also, you can play through the entirety of Heartbound's office world, plus a good chunk of the furry forest world before it abruptly ends. We've seen indev footage of upcoming content where the mountain lion character fights you, and the paw swipe attacks are animated in the most disgustingly fetishistic manner possible. Players can also preview the 3rd ice world (named after Norse mythology because of course it is) where it has the intro sequence done, but nothing else. Assuming every world is as long as the office world, yeah, your playtime prediction would be right on the money. Heartbound is never going to be a good game.

 

[tarzor]

Just saw that. Is he trying to ruin another multiplayer game for people with his tribe of merry speds?

brazil is notorious for fixating on side quests, like this website for example.
there's a leaderboard for countries and a leaderboard for alliances.
could be a quest to keep his fanbase busy, or to garner (more)brazilians™ to his fandom.



on a real note, wplace has attracted pixel art enthusiasts and he could just be following in the footsteps of toby fox & deltarune fanboys.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WplaceLive/comments/1mlsnw0/at_toby_foxs_birthplace_in_manchester_new/ [A.IS][GHOST]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WplaceLive/comments/1mlsn5j/the_greed_of_deltarune_fans_needs_to_be_studied/

[GHOST]

Spoiler: nice find

favorite one so far:

edit:this might be useless, ill just add here.

https://wplace.live/env.js

 

[Forklift Certified]

So how the fuck did he manage to claim "thousands of routes" over and over?

> you see [opens MS paint]



I just grabbed 2 fixed point in time on my story and made it traversable trough many many means [Yeeeea] Sooo for an example let say you wanna fuck the deer in animus, you can do that ! Now a linear game just play a cutseen and its over, but in my *un-linear social sandbox non conventional jrpg* i created a totally new system called *non sequential chained events* so you able to CHOOSE how you want to fuck the deer..! Sideways, behind, front its all up to you bud... This new system wich i created from scratch provide ample of replayability... Matter of fact as we speaking i just wrote down 7 new route for the rabbit as well [Yeeea][Streach]

 

[kiwifarms net]

Just realized something. I always want to regurgitate at the sight of Mald at The Streamer Awards and I've figured out why. That godawful black and red suit that he's wearing, the one that somebody here speculated was based on his ferret fursona's clothes - that ugly suit is so fucking baggy. He fucked up by getting something that was a size too large for his skinny pathetic tube arms. And I think we all know why the low IQ egomaniac narcissist might get clothes that're one size too big for him: To hide those disgusting arms of his, and to make himself look bigger than he actually is. He could've tailored the suit like anyone with a smidgen of class would, but nah, of course not, his arms are perfect just the way they are! Lazy, egotistical fuck as always.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Spooky timing

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https://wplace.live/join?id=01989080-98a6-7b98-b3c3-b3ceaa5a1d62
if you do take a look, sign in is via Twitch or Google, so be wary

Glad the vacation is going well Jason, can't wait to see you back here soon!

 

[Aidan]

What the fuck is it with people like him and their obsessions with making "guilds". I swear every single person who gives a shit about that kind of thing is EXACTLY like him, they're all midwit narcissists.

Control. It's the janny mindset. These people want control over others no matter how inconsequential.

Having troubles uploading the local archive of the VOD, will try again later on.

 

[Hit Squad]

Will he even have enough speds to do anything this time?

There are three certainties in life... Death, taxes and Jason Hall having speds follow him around to do his bidding.

Not a great deal of fuss in his discord. These are a few convos the Maldists were having over the last couple of days:

Spoiler: Voice of an Angel

They really do have a hang-up over the whole voice thing. Also, really Shizu? Would that be a cis female who smoked 10 packs of smokes a day?

Yes Shizu, it is a huge effort, so ask yourself why would he do it?

I'd be concerned if I were you Jason. Given half a chance, Shizu will likely be wearing you like a skinsuit.

Spoiler: LSF Goon Squad

LSF, the new Kiwi Farms. We be slacking boys and girls, gotta up our game!

WoW players, the new LSF... now we're seriously falling behind!

I don't think there is any way to deprogram these people now, they are a lost cause.

regarding cynthia hall from quintheo's video (aludiana, mina silverkin), seemingly did in fact work at blizzard, if her linkedin is to be believed, during the time maldster was at blizzard... snipped for brevity ...of course the cult believes shes full of shit

Here is the full convo that @potato sack kindly added a snippet of to the thread, concernng the Maldists view of Cynthia:

Spoiler: The Wicked Witch of the West & her Flying Monkey

Either they can't bring themselves to speak her actual name or it's been banned, so they call her by her cosplay/VTuber name.

A 'serious case for slander against her'... these guys never learn.

'Quindoxxer' and 'Mina' now linked together for all time in an axis of evil.


People are seriously staying up to see if he streams? Holy shit, Jason actually has some of them eating out of his paw.

Since they know Cynthia is Mina (I ain't too sure if they know her other name, the one we know her by here, so I'll keep that on the QT), It would not surprise me if they try and go after her on all her socials now.

Finally, the obligatory Jason fanart, made by his adoring supporters.

Spoiler: Stop ruining FF7 for me, you massive cunts!

 

[whalebiologist]

I thought it was about how Thor is like the snake eating its tail, Hes always full of himself

THOR lmfao fuck off you glownigger maldie tourist

 

[Hit Squad]

> you see [opens MS paint]
I just grabbed 2 fixed point in time on my story and made it traversable trough many many means [Yeeeea] Sooo for an example let say you wanna fuck the deer in animus, you can do that ! Now a linear game just play a cutseen and its over, but in my *un-linear social sandbox non conventional jrpg* i created a totally new system called *non sequential chained events* so you able to CHOOSE how you want to fuck the deer..! Sideways, behind, front its all up to you bud... This new system wich i created from scratch provide ample of replayability... Matter of fact as we speaking i just wrote down 7 new route for the rabbit as well [Yeeea][Streach]

 

[PoC Human]

I fucking died so hard when I watched that MeatCanyon video. But it was too short for my taste. I fucking hate Jason he deserves an entire arrangement of movies where he's made fun of

 

[Nothing Is Written]

638-user @y a t s analyzes sound waves to prove voice filters

This still makes me laugh

We literally had a fucking audio engineer in this thread reverse-engineer the modifications Maldy made and got his real voice from audio clips. How long are you retards going to keep beating this dead horse for?

So how the fuck did he manage to claim "thousands of routes" over and over?

It's closer to "tens of thousands of array states". He's disingenuous.

Edit: shit sorry I'm pages behind.

 

[米津玄師]

We've seen indev footage of upcoming content where the mountain lion character fights you, and the paw swipe attacks are animated in the most disgustingly fetishistic manner possible

Mind reposting it or telling me around where this was posted? I'd like to see for myself exactly how a fucking paw swipe can be animated fetishistically.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mind reposting it or telling me around where this was posted? I'd like to see for myself exactly how a fucking paw swipe can be animated fetishistically.

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[potato sack]

damn speaking of heartbound malds obfuscation was such that the lack of the august update just coasted by unnoticed
so were back at the 3 month streak where he misses his 5 lines of dialogue update

 

[Rezza]

lmao the game would never be finished
Even just to prove to his detractors out of spite, Jason will never do it because he's worse than lazy, he's so severely incompetent to do so

 

[Doggy Dog World]

damn speaking of heartbound malds obfuscation was such that the lack of the august update just coasted by unnoticed
so were back at the 3 month streak where he misses his 5 lines of dialogue update

*Draws 60 squares in MSPaint* "You see, vacations." *draws 12 Xs* "Are when you don't work. Since I didn't work on the first it may as well not exist." *Erases the first week* "I know I said I was writing during my vacation but WRITING is not WORKING. Since I didn't WORK on those days what do you expect me to do? Release work? Clown gnome behavior." *Stretches* "Yep. That means I lost a week for next month's work too, so no update then either. That's how they did it at blizzard. I worked there for 69 years by the way."

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

There are two reasons he stopped working on heartbound, one he was making too much money from streaming and he doesn't give a shit about his fans so he went with what benefits him most. Two, he knows it's trash and he's incapable of making it good so it's better for his ego to pretend it's only not good because it's unfinished.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Have Jason talked about update to HB for this month in his many discord postings? (im not really reading them all I have to admit) I just noitced it once again past 1st of the month, first week of the month, we are reaching half of the month withouth update

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Also, looks like its been stolen from here and put on Encyclopedia Dramatica (https://edramatica.com/Pirate_Software#Channel_Traffic)
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Check the image, you were credited:

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Just realized something. I always want to regurgitate at the sight of Mald at The Streamer Awards and I've figured out why. That godawful black and red suit that he's wearing, the one that somebody here speculated was based on his ferret fursona's clothes - that ugly suit is so fucking baggy. He fucked up by getting something that was a size too large for his skinny pathetic tube arms. And I think we all know why the low IQ egomaniac narcissist might get clothes that're one size too big for him: To hide those disgusting arms of his, and to make himself look bigger than he actually is. He could've tailored the suit like anyone with a smidgen of class would, but nah, of course not, his arms are perfect just the way they are! Lazy, egotistical fuck as always.

It was also a cheap-looking suit, the tie especially. The color combo is what waiters wear in a nice restaurant so even if it was expensive and tailored, it would look tacky and dumb.

Not to mention his awful posture and disgusting hair. Anyone with hair that long needs to go to a hairdresser to add some shape to it, and needs to make effort to make it look good.

BUT EVEN IF HE DID ALL THAT... he would still look off-putting. And would stink of his disgusting ferret-infested home. It's all hopeless.