💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Well what else do you expect her to do? Act like a normal woman and work a job that doesn't require her to put dicks in her various unwashed, tattooed holes?
The lady doth protest too much, me-thinks.

At least the skills from servicing dicks should translate into her next gig as a hot dog vendor.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

At least the skills from servicing dicks should translate into her next gig as a hot dog vendor.

In all ways but skin tone, she is a Pajeet.
Buyer beware.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Dave "Airbagged" Rivera (along with Trenton Gentry) simp-defending Alyssa Mercante from Olde Man Grim posting past screenshots of Alyssa Mercante's obsession with eating ass. He thinks it's okay to him if Alyssa Mercante eats ass. But if Olde Man Grim eats ass, he and his dickriders & simps would hypocritically laugh like a psychopathic joker and continue to stalk & harass her "haters" for the rest of his life. And yes, cyberbullying people to death he calls "harmless shitposting" is his life, and he's been doing it for 17 years now. And he's also collecting photos of people who oppose him, Alyssa Mercante, and any of the dickriding simps like a fucking creep. No joke.

And we know you're stalking Kiwi Farms, Dave, you creep. How'd you like it if we post images of YOU eating ass? Especially a fat gay hairy sweaty bear's ass?
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EDIT: This new Airbagged dickriding alt is obsessed with 8-Bit Eric's Kiwi Farms account while simp-defending Alyssa Mercante.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And we know you're stalking Kiwi Farms, Dave, you creep. How'd you like it if we post images of YOU eating ass? Especially a fat gay hairy sweaty bear's ass?

I wonder why he is no longer actively doing ANTIFA things? Should he not be screeching in front of some ICE facility? Or is he too scared for political activism these days due to his past criminal behavior?

I'd pay money to see ICE pepperspray that retard and then bodyslam him into a concrete curb in the name of national security.

Same goes for Alyssa, who seems to just pay lipservice to any political movement by sideline commenting on social media, while actively participating in consumerist behavior.

 

[redlenses2112]

Imagine someone going up to him and uttering the words "Happy Meal". He'd drop to the ground like you just cursed his entire generation.

It's honestly frightening how Pat is only 45 years old and his hair is already completely greyed up. You can tell he has long gone insane over his eternal quest for attention and validation on the internet.

I haven't heard a thing about this guy forever. I remember seeing him in the AVGN episode about the super rare game and subbed to his channel and then almost immediately unsubscribed because I saw a video with him and some long haired loser where they had some of the most retarded fucking takes I have ever heard before. Can't even remember the context but I remember it being atrocious.

I have vague memories of watching Pat's very early stuff, well before he latched onto the AVGN, suffice to say they weren't very fun to watch even day in the day. The long haired loser (Ian) in question is brought up in this other video below. Ian is a Gen X'er game store cashier deadbeat that Pat somehow managed rope around and host a podcast with, even thought I don't think there was ever so much of a hint of friendship between both, like ever.

Pat probably needed a grifter thread on here. The thing is that Ian and him can be 'ok' sometimes on their podcast, but the dude is just stupid. He's the kind of snowflake like the rest of CA types that will moderate the hell out of any negative comments on his vids to make it just a joke. The guy's a trust fund baby and made out well with money in general amazingly. Yet he'll bitch about $500 here or there for repairs and grift for it.

Last I saw Ian said he's moving back to New Jersey.. Why? Who knows, but whatever. Ian's actually shaved and looking a lot better lately than he has the last 15+ years with that insane hobo look. They're both shitlib potheads in the end, fuck those guys.

The thing I'll never forget about Pat is he was like how Marzgurl is so nice and all, and how Jewwario was great after he blew his own head off. Then after the reveal he was like 'yeah, everyone knew Jewwario was all skeevy with the young chicks and massaging them all while his wife watched'. Scumbags, all of them.

I don't feel Pat warrants a thread of his own, but I think a historical megathread on him and other AVGN-likes would be far more interesting, and it's a possiblity I discussed with someone else these past few days.

The whole ChannelAwesome rabbithole isn't something I ever cared much to dig into (The incels from DHI have been deranged with that shit since forever, and they're all worn down into little nubs, to put it lightly). I was more into the Retroware/BlisteredThumbs side of things, and even then, there was a lot of crossover between the micro e-celebrities under those banners.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"I hate men in sports! Unless if they're an ally!"
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[Herpes is Brat]

"I hate men in sports! Unless if they're an ally!"
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Maybe they don't pass it to you because you're inherently a worse soccer player than your average 14 year old boy fresh outta middle school? Maybe accept that instead of seething at 11@ night lol

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe they don't pass it to you because you're inherently a worse soccer player than your average 14 year old boy fresh outta middle school? Maybe accept that instead of seething at 11@ night lolWyświetl załącznik 7734830

Every time she had the ball it smells of poop because it is running down her leg.
Would you pass the ball to IBSsa?

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Gloating about her Lady Gaga outfits over the Mayhem Ball outfit being chosen, while her fart-sniffing soyboy simps like wessibley simps for her.
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One of her elite simps Trenton Gentry simp-defending Alyssa Mercante from people like Olde Man Grim posting her past & deleted tweets about her eating ass. Also known as rimjobbing, like her simps when they have enough good ally points. And they delusionally defend her eating ass, like her fat little piggy-simp Wargamingdad.
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She still targets anyone like Delusional Takes whenever someone posts her white racism tweets while asking Grok. And as usual, gets her simps to harass him.
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Speaking of simps, her blacked niggaboo simp TTBN sure is getting fat. Embrace the weeaboo fatness, TTBN, and someday you'll be fatter than Alyssa's favorite blacked simp Kahlief "Kuckmonkey" Adams.
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Holy shit, all these simps and she’s not even THAT hot of a woman. How do you not have a higher standard for thirsting over women than Alyssa fucking Mercante??? That cunt is more retarded than all the soyboy faggots and special snowflake “journalists” of GamerGate.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Is she that delusional? And disgusting?
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The usual gloating, over rescuing a sparrow.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is she that delusional? And disgusting?

Yes and yes.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Is she that delusional? And disgusting?
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The usual gloating, over rescuing a sparrow.
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Me up late at night tossing and turning realizing what's missing is a femaleish andy dick tossing my salad. Fuck my stupid faggot chud life.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Is she that delusional? And disgusting?
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The usual gloating, over rescuing a sparrow.
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The sparrows you see in cities are House Sparrows which are an invasive species introduced in the 19th century. They take over nests from native birds and kill their young. Like their human equivalent, niggers and spics, they should be euthanized in order to save native species. Great job, Alyssa.

The only way I'd agree to fuck her is if I was allowed to wear a MAGA hat and have Hitler speeches remixed with a hard EDM beat playing loudly. She'd also be required to use a butt plug, I don't want her to poop on me. I'd use a condom, of course, and spray her down with Lysol first.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I think I would honestly rather raw dog frogan hard and long like a nigger out of the penitentiary than even kiss Alyssa tbh (if you put a gun to my head tbc)

 

[stupid frog]

The people who want to fuck you are the simps in your replies, you fucking moron.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

The people who want to fuck you are the simps in your replies, you fucking moron.

Especially simps like K-Med, more like K-Simp.


And simps she retweets like the Airbagged dickriders stalking Smash JT to pleasure her.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The people who want to fuck you are the simps in your replies, you fucking moron.

This is the "I would not rape Alyssa if I was paid money" thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Is she that delusional? And disgusting?
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[THIS IS WHAT PATHETIC ATTENTION WHORES ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]
I wouldn't fuck this bitch even with a stolen dick.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I just notice something. It's August, and it's been a year since Alyssa Mercante threaten Null and the entire Kiwi Farms website with a lolsuit with her activist lawyer Lane A. Haygood. I'll have to ask Null for the updates. Right now, she's still gloating over her lolsuit against Smash JT, gloating that she'll be victorious after she take him to court with her activist lawyers, when we don't know who's funding her.

Hey @Null, did Alyssa Mercante and Lane A. Haygood ever gave you an update if they're really going to sue you and the entire Kiwi Farms website?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I just notice something. It's August, and it's been a year since Alyssa Mercante threaten Null and the entire Kiwi Farms website with a lolsuit with her activist lawyer Lane A. Haygood. I'll have to ask Null for the updates. Right now, she's still gloating over her lolsuit against Smash JT, gloating that she'll be victorious after she take him to court with her activist lawyers, when we don't know who's funding her.

Hey @Null, did Alyssa Mercante and Lane A. Haygood ever gave you an update if they're really going to sue you and the entire Kiwi Farms website?

I imagine Null has better things to do than tard wrangle another moron, but seeing Alyssa of all people try to go after Section 230 immunity would be hilarious.