💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[redlenses2112]

You can probably own Pat the NES Punk by calling him something even remotely mean, he looks like he would fold instantly.
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Worse still: Pat the NES Cunt went full-on with descent to Twitch cowdom levels.

The entire video is a fun watch but tl;dw Pat slobs away watching old commercials 24/7 on Twitch and trying to fleece his fanfucks of as much money as possible. Pat seldom ever adds commentary on his own streams, other than to be a whiny cockmongler about how "deprived" he was of oddly specific items. Pat's delusional psychosis is such that he even made additional lists of stuff that his viewers should not "slander." If it hasn't been pretty obvious many years ago, Pat is straight up disconnected from objective reality and then some.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Look you don't have to chirp at the chuds, but can you atleast drop a like on my asshole pics?

Kinda reminds me of Frosk when she wanted to use the power of the G4TV Relaunch to fight against gamers hurting her and her people's fee-fees. That backfired her up the ass. Now she's back on Bluesky... sorta...


EDIT: Or, even better, don't act like an asshole in chat. It's so simple, that a caveman can do it.
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EDIT 2: As usual, all of Alyssa Mercante's butt-kissing leftist simps like Kedward Gibson look like soyboys.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

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Look you don't have to chirp at the chuds, but can you atleast drop a like on my asshole pics?

Maybe because they can see what an attention whore you are and how you allow your rabid attack dog TeaBagged to go after JT's wife?

Who wants to get enmeshed in that internet drama, or dragged into whatever shit Dickrider Dave does next that results in the FBI pulling up to his house?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Maybe because they can see what an attention whore you are and how you allow your rabid attack dog TeaBagged to go after JT's wife?

Who wants to get enmeshed in that internet drama, or dragged into whatever shit Dickrider Dave does next that results in the FBI pulling up to his house?

That would be nice if the FBI arrests Dave. Antifa terrorists like him do deserve prison and being the next BBC-owned cellmate. Especially when he looks nice and blonde and full of soy-infused beta bitch energy to those big black prisoners.


And where he lives, turns out he lives with his girlfriend Rachael Dickey, in an Anisa / iDubbbz style relationship. But the question is, why be the number one simp for Alyssa Mercante if he already has a girlfriend?

 

[DumbDude43]

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Little inconsequential post of hers about competitive video games I have autistic beef with.

You are posting about a competitive, RANKED game mode, Alyssa. People are going to be passionate or downright "toxic" because they want to fucking win. You want to know why you're spending the entire season climbing back to your previous rank? Because you're not winning enough to get to the next rank! Sure, Marvel Rivals is a team game. Sometimes you're gonna get people on your team that suck and lose as a result of it, or you'll have an off game as a consistently decent player, it happens in any team game. But if you win consistently and show that you're even slightly better (50.5% - 52% winrate) than the people you play against, you should see AT LEAST a marginal improvement in your rank in any team game...

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But who'd have guessed it - YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE YOU PLAY WITH! In fact, you're not even "a regular player showing growth", you have a worse winrate than 94% of players according to this statistics site! You win 41% (haha) of the ranked games you participate in!

When you play badly, you have to play more and play better to get back to your previous rank. Don't fucking blame the system when it's working as intended. If you were 50%+ winrate I wouldn't even have made this post. You're blaming twitchy, annoying, toxic players when you are most of the problem. Which is totally in character for you!

>41%wr
>bottom 6%
average gaming journalist

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Look you don't have to chirp at the chuds, but can you atleast drop a like on my asshole pics?

The only person speaking up for her should be the priest doing the eulogy.

She is such an insufferable cunt, she does not deserve other people jumping in to take the fire she is actively asking for with her behavior, opinions and articles. Any halfway sane person would look at her timeline and realize that she has mental damage and should not be taken seriously.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

And where he lives, turns out he lives with his girlfriend Rachael Dickey, in an Anisa / iDubbbz style relationship. But the question is, why be the number one simp for Alyssa Mercante if he already has a girlfriend?

The relationship between him and Alyssa always struck me as strange because he was a bit of a personality on twitters dirtbag left sphere for a few years I think and now basically exists as a complete sidekick for sometime now.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Only absolute retards are into this dumb bullshit and the adult sister wearing a hello kitty shirt is chef's kiss.

Even worse, they intentionally overpaid for bootlegs. It reminds me when hipsters used to buy bootleg merchandise just for laughs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Look you don't have to chirp at the chuds, but can you atleast drop a like on my asshole pics?

She has zero clue that there’s literally nothing complimentary to be said about her. LMAO.

 

[AnOminous]

Look you don't have to chirp at the chuds, but can you atleast drop a like on my asshole pics?

Please clap.

 

[D4C]

Worse still: Pat the NES Cunt went full-on with descent to Twitch cowdom levels.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hzWmH9N4JVw
The entire video is a fun watch but tl;dw Pat slobs away watching old commercials 24/7 on Twitch and trying to fleece his fanfucks of as much money as possible. Pat seldom ever adds commentary on his own streams, other than to be a whiny cockmongler about how "deprived" he was of oddly specific items. Pat's delusional psychosis is such that he even made additional lists of stuff that his viewers should not "slander." If it hasn't been pretty obvious many years ago, Pat is straight up disconnected from objective reality and then some.
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Imagine someone going up to him and uttering the words "Happy Meal". He'd drop to the ground like you just cursed his entire generation.

 

[Brain Problems]

Worse still: Pat the NES Cunt went full-on with descent to Twitch cowdom levels.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hzWmH9N4JVw
The entire video is a fun watch but tl;dw Pat slobs away watching old commercials 24/7 on Twitch and trying to fleece his fanfucks of as much money as possible. Pat seldom ever adds commentary on his own streams, other than to be a whiny cockmongler about how "deprived" he was of oddly specific items. Pat's delusional psychosis is such that he even made additional lists of stuff that his viewers should not "slander." If it hasn't been pretty obvious many years ago, Pat is straight up disconnected from objective reality and then some.
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I haven't heard a thing about this guy forever. I remember seeing him in the AVGN episode about the super rare game and subbed to his channel and then almost immediately unsubscribed because I saw a video with him and some long haired loser where they had some of the most retarded fucking takes I have ever heard before. Can't even remember the context but I remember it being atrocious.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

I haven't heard a thing about this guy forever. I remember seeing him in the AVGN episode about the super rare game and subbed to his channel and then almost immediately unsubscribed because I saw a video with him and some long haired loser where they had some of the most retarded fucking takes I have ever heard before. Can't even remember the context but I remember it being atrocious.

I used to be subbed to him around 12 years ago, i think? I stopped watching when it became apparent that he was heading towards his current direction, where any form of criticism made him lose his fucking shit.

I wonder what would happen if you put Pat and Abcessa in the same room....

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

One of Smash JT's followers, Nobody, is in a slapfight with one of Alyssa Mercante's elite simps, Trenton Gentry, after Nobody is pointing out Alyssa Mercante being a living embodiment of the Visa & Mastercard and Collective Shout backlash. Of course, Alyssa butts in whenever she gets criticizes.
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Nobody's going to read your March 2024 Kotaku clickbait article, no matter how much you complain about Jax Taylor lying, when the only liar is yourself.
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EDIT: You know she retweets the most horrible people that also have Grummz Derangement Syndrome.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

August 1st is National Spritz Day, so I can imagine that the #1 Aperol Spritz fan was out today getting sloshed like the lush she is.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

August 1st is National Spritz Day, so I can imagine that the #1 Aperol Spritz fan was out today getting sloshed like the lush she is.

Call me Andrew Dobson, but it would be hilarious to see Alyssa Mercante inflate herself with spritz like a giant water balloon and POP.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

One of Smash JT's followers, Nobody, is in a slapfight with one of Alyssa Mercante's elite simps, Trenton Gentry, after Nobody is pointing out Alyssa Mercante being a living embodiment of the Visa & Mastercard and Collective Shout backlash. Of course, Alyssa butts in whenever she gets criticizes.
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Nobody's going to read your March 2024 Kotaku clickbait article, no matter how much you complain about Jax Taylor lying, when the only liar is yourself.
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"Alyssa doesn't owe you her audience" she has an audience? It's you and like 9 other reply guys. These whackos live on another planet she streams to <30 people. Me as an individual I'm probably like .5% of her potential audience.

 

[mlanguishi]

Worse still: Pat the NES Cunt went full-on with descent to Twitch cowdom levels.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hzWmH9N4JVw
The entire video is a fun watch but tl;dw Pat slobs away watching old commercials 24/7 on Twitch and trying to fleece his fanfucks of as much money as possible. Pat seldom ever adds commentary on his own streams, other than to be a whiny cockmongler about how "deprived" he was of oddly specific items. Pat's delusional psychosis is such that he even made additional lists of stuff that his viewers should not "slander." If it hasn't been pretty obvious many years ago, Pat is straight up disconnected from objective reality and then some.
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Pat probably needed a grifter thread on here. The thing is that Ian and him can be 'ok' sometimes on their podcast, but the dude is just stupid. He's the kind of snowflake like the rest of CA types that will moderate the hell out of any negative comments on his vids to make it just a joke. The guy's a trust fund baby and made out well with money in general amazingly. Yet he'll bitch about $500 here or there for repairs and grift for it.

Last I saw Ian said he's moving back to New Jersey.. Why? Who knows, but whatever. Ian's actually shaved and looking a lot better lately than he has the last 15+ years with that insane hobo look. They're both shitlib potheads in the end, fuck those guys.

The thing I'll never forget about Pat is he was like how Marzgurl is so nice and all, and how Jewwario was great after he blew his own head off. Then after the reveal he was like 'yeah, everyone knew Jewwario was all skeevy with the young chicks and massaging them all while his wife watched'. Scumbags, all of them.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Alyssa has an eye infection. Gross.



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[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa has an eye infection. Gross.

That is what happens when you are the main attraction at a Pajeet Gangbang.