🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 604 10,7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%

  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 090 37,0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 592 45,9%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    5 645
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Facom powiedział(a):
Correct, the parasocial relationship goes both ways. A lot of his orbitors suborbit the mods. When the mods start losing their jobs, it'll get pretty crazy
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On second thought, he'll probably just get "volunteers" as his Discord/Twitch jannies and Khronos will just start doing it for free, too. Let some kids be the power-tripping moderators for once.
The most crashout-likely timeline is the one where he loses both ferretschwitz and its employees, including Shaye, following by realizing his reputation is so radioactive he can't even get a replacement pooner to groom.
Though of course, we could go on and on about hypotheticals all day. In the end, it all comes down to one thing: He is a STUPID. Goddamn. Ferret. Fucker.
 
PointOfNoReturnPoint powiedział(a):
Has this leak of being an even higher grade sex pest gone nuclear yet?
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The TLDR from my POV: It's out there. What I've seen so far from some drama farmers is that it's more evidence that Jason is a massive degenerate, but calling it actual sexual abuse may be pushing it.

Edit: Depends on how Jason handles it now, does he brush it off and remain silent or come out publicly frothing at the mouth? He ended yesterday's stream early (after 6 hours) complaining that he was tired. Now that was around the same time that the allegations started to get noticed and reported online. So the tired bit was obviouslly bullshit, he went off to do damage control in some form.

Edit2: This is the thread from YouTubeDrama about it: YouTubeDrama Reddit, but it's the typical responses from left-wing, progressive limp-wristers that still lurk around that reddit page, fucking H3 bomberguy fanboys. They are against Jason, but in that annoying #believeallwomen way that they have.

This is the thread covering the same topic in the PirateSnarkWare Reddit.

It's like night and day. It's sad to have to say but, in terms of Mr. Hall, left-wing progressives have more snark in them than the snarks themselves.
 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia powiedział(a):
Right. Also wouldn't bet on formal training for this lazy faggot. But maybe something that was going around for Shaye's transition and he hopped on the wagon. (both for the training and the hormones)
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If he's actually using Shaye's androgen prescription to change his voice, it would explain why he explains it as "double secret puberty" or whatever.
 
Fields Of Rye powiedział(a):
King K Rool is a barrel chested, shredded, anthropomorphic crocodile. I assure you, the designer was trying to make the crocodile sexy for someone
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Speaking as someone who loves the character platonically, unlike how Jason loves ferrets, I've enjoyed a few character design retrospectives and found one about K. Rool recently. The design process for the King was to have a guy who was both at least a little intimidating, yet goofy and incompetent. Hence why he has meaty arms and royal attire, but is also a fat fuck and acts dumb as dirt, and has that fucked-up eye that pulls double-duty on both fronts.

As for why people might want to fuck him. If you really wanted to, you could separate pretty much any of those innocent-seeming traits and sexualize them. Literally any character you like WILL have rule 34 of them, and it's because you can break things down into fuckable chunks. Like so:
Meaty arms, dumb, yet confident? Himbo. Royalty? Women love power. Fat fuck? Deathfat orbiters. Kroc? Scaly furfags want him. Nintendo? Manchildren want him.
Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if there was rule 34 of the Aperture Science turrets from Portal. Go ahead, do a character design breakdown of that one and tell me there isn't a single trait to goon to.

So even though the character design process for King K. Rool had zero sexualization in mind, you still ended up with the Deathclaw effect. Despite everything, SOMEBODY will have the fat green fuck as part of their shrekxual awakening. No wait, K. Rool debuted in the same game as Candy Kong though, so maybe they WERE on some gooner shit back then after all... I wonder if K. Rool's character designer also did the titty flower from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

What's extra funny is that King K. Rool absolutely has more art of his kalamitous kroc kock than Heartbound has any fanart whatsoever, erotic art or not. I'm not actually checking the gooner sites again this time, but it's definitely factual. True & honest. Trust me. Personality matters so much more for moving people than design alone. You can get the Boba Fett effect just from a decent backstory and good character design, spawning a huge following off of 5 seconds of screentime. You can even get Alphys smut despite how much of a cunt she is. And YET, despite EVERYTHING, Heartbound has only ONE piece of gooner art on rule34.xxx and nowhere else... and it's just the human protagonist! Not even furries care about Heartbound's curly-tailed dog, the literally doe-eyed cunt, OR the paw fetish mountain lion. Jason Hall is so fucking bad at writing characters that even sparkledogfuckers can't bring themselves to give a shit, completely in spite of the artistic curves present on the character designs.

It's fascinating realizing just how bad Heartbound is. Jason can't even spawn rule 34 despite a good chunk of the work being done for him AND stealing a cult following. And you KNOW he wanted rule 34 out of the level specifically dedicated to dating furries, the degenerate little shit.
 
A couple random thoughts:

His Discord is 13+, and he has apparently no impulse control. I have 0 doubt he's got some pretty gross DM's with minors, whether he knows it or not.

On the topic of Mr(s). X, it'll be funny when he doxxes them in his defense when he is also currently complaining about being doxxed.

I also find it weird that he says he has to respond to every allegation because if it's only the accusers voice in the room, he loses. But then when accusations come out he deletes everything, and then responds and doesn't explain why he deleted everything.
 
GarbanzoBeans powiedział(a):
His Discord is 13+, and he has apparently no impulse control. I have 0 doubt he's got some pretty gross DM's with minors, whether he knows it or not
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Hall-List when? Thats why he want to make a janny house and the ferretschwitz

Do you guys think, his Views on YouTube will recover like he did after the WoW incident?
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GarbanzoBeans powiedział(a):
I also find it weird that he says he has to respond to every allegation because if it's only the accusers voice in the room, he loses. But then when accusations come out he deletes everything, and then responds and doesn't explain why he deleted everything.
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Yep, he’s done too much shit to convince the slop-mob. The only way to win the game is to stop playing the game, which in his case is to just stop responding. I don’t know how anyone could think they could win against a mob of slop tubers, you just can’t. You’re out numbered.

Hindsight is 20/20, but think the best thing Jason could have done (other than admit his shortcomings) was to just grind out his game and hire some cheap 3rd world help, just so he has something to show for. In that world, he could have showed everybody up. Even if it did take 10 years he could say “well where’s your finished game?”

But he’s lost that option of “beating the haters” so-to-speak after WoW, Arc, SKG, and now these accusations.

Watching him sperg is funny but he’s burning out, he’s not gonna have much left in a year.
 
suckfest powiedział(a):
Hindsight is 20/20, but think the best thing Jason could have done (other than admit his shortcomings) was to just grind out his game
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Wrong, the best thing Jason could have done was click the mana gem and not start his journey to being a true pariah in the first place.
This thread would still be at 150 or so pages if he had jut done that one simple thing.
 
suckfest powiedział(a):
Yep, he’s done too much shit to convince the slop-mob. The only way to win the game is to stop playing the game, which in his case is to just stop responding. I don’t know how anyone could think they could win against a mob of slop tubers, you just can’t. You’re out numbered.

Hindsight is 20/20, but think the best thing Jason could have done (other than admit his shortcomings) was to just grind out his game and hire some cheap 3rd world help, just so he has something to show for. In that world, he could have showed everybody up. Even if it did take 10 years he could say “well where’s your finished game?”

But he’s lost that option of “beating the haters” so-to-speak after WoW, Arc, SKG, and now these accusations.

Watching him sperg is funny but he’s burning out, he’s not gonna have much left in a year.
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Him releasing that game will be the final nail in the coffin. It is hot, stinking garbage that could be made by a high school kid in a few weeks.
You can watch a full playthrough of the game here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-21978291
 
I swear to God almost every time I see the site's front page I just Thor or someone else dropping nukes into the hole he's digging, Lolcow of the Year boys and girls.
 
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