🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 605 10,7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%

  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 093 37,0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 596 45,9%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    5 653
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Hillbilly Slim powiedział(a):
Any legitimate animal pound or sanctuary probably puts concrete or tile(and probably not tile because of the grout) as the first consideration for housing. Can you imagine going to a shelter to get a dog and you see carpet in there?

Neither can I.

Edit: this further lends credence to the theory that the place probably reeks to high heaven.
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Oh it absolutely must be horrifying in that room, mald says that it's cleaned "2-3 times a day" but that literally means picking up the shit and cleaning the cages. The floor itself doesn't get cleaned properly anywhere that often. Few months back I skimmed through the VOD's of the ferret channel and I think they vacuumed it like once a week. Even if you cleaned it properly every day, it's fucking carpet, it will be impossible to get the shit and piss out of it.

Also a quick google search reveals that multiple manufacturers literally have dedicated pages telling what product of theirs you should be using for this and why. I like this Sika one because it's basically saying how this shit is common sense. Apparently not for everyone.
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Sunflower Samurai powiedział(a):
i desperately want to know if his mother was actually awful or if he is exaggerating this, he is so dishonest about almost everything in his life
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99℅ sure he's lying. Joeyray by his own admission doesn't push back on his sons idiocy, and Malds mother probably did.

The narcissist I know is basically a clone of Mald, and that persons dad is also soft on em. If their mother challenges them even slightly she's the scum of the earth: "I fucking hate her".

1983 Opel Kadett powiedział(a):
Oh it absolutely must be horrifying in that room, mald says that it's cleaned "2-3 times a day" but that literally means picking up the shit and cleaning the cages. The floor itself doesn't get cleaned properly anywhere that often. Few months back I skimmed through the VOD's of the ferret channel and I think they vacuumed it like once a week. Even if you cleaned it properly every day, it's fucking carpet, it will be impossible to get the shit and piss out of it.

Also a quick google search reveals that multiple manufacturers literally have dedicated pages telling what product of theirs you should be using for this and why. I like this Sika one because it's basically saying how this shit is common sense. Apparently not for everyone.
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I wonder if his current arrangement could get him into hot water for unsanitary living conditions. He did say ferrets can get sick easily. I wonder how many of their deaths have to do with living in squalor?

I may peruse Washington state laws on animal housing if I run out of motivation for the mald archive.
 
Stephen Rothman powiedział(a):
The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.
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Motherfucker lies about everything else in his life. It wouldn't surprise me that he's inflating his numbers to look good. Mald would do ANYTHING to establish himself as someone important.
 
p1138 powiedział(a):
Depending on the situation, that's not a bad thing. Even if the first house is still being paid for, if it can be used as a rental property bringing in income to make up for the mortgage cost that's an investment.

Think about it. Assume it's a mortgage of $2500 a month without a variable interest rate to potentially fuck him later. If he can make that $2500 back in rent, the house is paying for itself now. Without an adjustable interest rate, he can increase that rent over time turning the additional income into profit. 10 years down the road if he's increased rent at 7% plus inflation capped at 10%(that's apparently the law in his state) so lets assume 10 while retaining the same tenants that's now 6477 in rent. Even if he only increases it 5% per year that's still 4126 a month, which is more than enough to pay the mortgage and cover any general maintenance costs that come up.

At that point his current income from streaming isn't paying for the original house, and now his original house can be covering part of the cost of his new one. This is of course also not considering a possible increase in property value for the original house over time at which point he can sell it and pocket even more money after paying off the original mortgage. This is also of course being the most straightforward about it, and not bothering to leverage equity on one property for another which is something else he can do.

Now is Mald actually considering any of this? Fuck if I know, but simply not selling the previous home while buying another isn't an incorrect move by default.
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Not sure if there's anything to this quote.
Aurellia Spaghettellia powiedział(a):
Additionally, I know he had plans of buying one "mod house" for all mods to live rent-free (hellhole) which I'm not sure how that went.
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You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.
 
Aidan powiedział(a):
You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.
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Yeah, owning multiple properties is a massive non issue, and perfectly sensible. The problem is what he does with them that might turn out to be completely fucking retarded. There's probably some kind of tax shenanigans if providing employee housing, regarding benefits and payroll taxes or something but I wouldn't have any idea how that would actually work out. Using it as a ferret hoarding house without it being a proper rescue would be moronic and possibly even a municipal zoning issue.

The thing is though, even if he's not using the first home as a revenue source, unless the market completely tanks(and lets face it, it takes a lot for a market in an area over time to go so badly that a property doesn't increase in value, we're talking like EPA superfund sites and shit) or he got a retarded mortgage, it's still worth money. Kiwis should be at least capable of understanding something as simple as that.
 
Some Maldmom lore. Mald doesn't talk about her a lot, but there are a few (mana)gems. Apparently her family is so rich, "they have not worked in the last 3 generations", and it also "turned them into monsters". The whole "wisdom of the Mald" thing he does about it is really fucking funny, knowing who Mald *is*.

Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill (but not fear of God, which would be far more useful in Mald's case). There was also a period of "more than a month" where Mald "refused to take a bath", because Mald was always a disgusting roach Maldmom let him watch Nightmare on Elm Street (according to Mald) :story:
 
Hooked on phobics powiedział(a):
1 mana seems low, but since he literally GOT UP and followed the cat already, its pretty onpoint. At that point even if I hated the cat and cats owner, whatever, even with that ill feed them JUST to make them leave me alone

OR if he even ignored the cat and locked it out of his room without checking the food bowl, that would be more understandable but no, he got up, followed the cat, assessed the situation, saw the cat was distressed, saw the empty food bowl, next to the cat food bag, nodded, said "your out of food huh? Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you" and then blinked away for 170 mana.
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Gets up
Rapes cat
Doesn’t feed
“it’s not my cat”
Refuses to elaborate
 
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Black Willow Lurker powiedział(a):
Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill (but not fear of God, which would be far more useful in Mald's case). There was also a period of "more than a month" where Mald "refused to take a bath", because Mald was always a disgusting roach Maldmom let him watch Nightmare on Elm Street (according to Mald) :story:
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Alright I've been lurking and biting my tongue archiving whatever I saw whenever I saw it. Just waiting for the straw that breaks the buck. It's been so nice and fruitful and has given me so much optimism to see what's coming out.
But holy fucking shit. This is the literal plot of an episode of American Dad. This whole bit about a catholic school making you use your right hand is a fucking American Dad episode. Mald you unoriginal ignorant cumguzzling fucking flaggot subhuman. Your dominant hand is genetic you fucking retard. Just like your somastatin secretion that you claim is mutated to make you a special little boy, I know you think you're special, you think you're odin's little nordic supremacist and that your receding hairline is a sign of wisdom and not a fuckton of vitamin deficiencies over the course of multiple decades. I know fuckers just like this that claim some type of divinity by means of genetic abnormalities and this is nothing new to any functioning member of society but somehow this room temperature moron has been nepo planted with enough cock in his mouth to get an artificial audience and has sustained this long on lies, doing shit that should get anyone else 20 to life.

I hope mald dies. (no cowtipping) I hope he gets busted for animal cruelty. (no cowtipping) I hope they check his anus and see that its fucking GAPING and freshly tongued. (no cowlicking) I hope he looks dead in the eyes of whoever is inspecting him and says, "With what gnome? What am I supposed to do about it?" (no mana and no steam refunds) I am MATI.
 
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