🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

Too big for PreserveTube, local:

53:10

 

[MightBeJoel]

heyjake3.mp4

"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

 

[Forklift Certified]

"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

A boolean shaped gnome blocking my access request, can you grab out from your code cave for a sec ?

 

[ArisenShitman]

lmfao

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

[Video wining about "reddit"]

So it went from first week of the month, to monthly updates, now it's "monthly updates, or at least communication on it", what a god damn clown.

Kind of like "what khronos did was weird but if I did something wrong I'd be banned, and I'm not, so ", he is ALWAYS shifting the goalposts (and shifting the blame).

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

Mald seems to have a unique knack for not gaining skill no matter how many years he pours into anything (except for deflecting and mental gymnastics, he really does some politician-tier gaslighting)

 

[Random Troll]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

He wants his grandma to visit so she can see him putting a ferret up his ass, all while she gets flashbacks to Buchenwald.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Jason failed such a basic test of empathy. A hungry cat is asking for food, Jason knows this, and he refuses to feed the cat out of sheer spite, and possibly malice. If the faggot can't be bothered to feed a cat i doubt he's taking good care of the ferrets in his "rescue."

"Why aren't you feeding the cat, Jason?"

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Apparently his "paid staff™" don't clean the ferret cages of poop for at least 12 hours. Gross, especially given how frequently these things shit(~3-4 hours after eating).

I still find it absolutely insane that they have carpet floor there and not vinyl/tile/anything other shit&piss proof

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Not saying you are suggesting hes innocent, but this seems unlikely. Hes lived with the pooner for a while along with the cat, and seemed perplexed by the cats behavior enough to investigate.

My reply was not about Jason, just answering the general question.
Not everybody who ignores a cat's begging is cruel, and not every begging pet should have their whims granted. It could mess with training or medical stuff and actually be bad for the pet.
Sometimes guests don't get it and feed our cat because she begs, which messes with her strict feeding schedule and medications + makes it so she will scream at ANY guest. It's infuriatingly inconsiderate.

For Jason it's just him being a narcissistic asshole, @Lvkester Endorser explained that specific brand of domestic abuse perfectly. He has to take it as yet another opportunity to humiliate his wife in front of an audience and punish her for not having done a chore.
The healthy thing would've been sending her a text "should I feed the cat?"

 

[Slav Power]

Thought you were being literal and I googled it. Two words of advice: fucking don't.

Well I'll risk it.

As for the unfiltered results, I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was mostly gay porn rather than bestiality.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

I still find it absolutely insane that they have carpet floor there and not vinyl/tile/anything other shit&piss proof

I mean none of those people strike me as particularly intelligent.

Any legitimate animal pound or sanctuary probably puts concrete or tile(and probably not tile because of the grout) as the first consideration for housing. Can you imagine going to a shelter to get a dog and you see carpet in there?

Neither can I.

Edit: this further lends credence to the theory that the place probably reeks to high heaven.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's going to he hilarious when Jason has to fire some of his mods/staff after having to downsize after this huge fall in subs he's having, especially since he said this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Wo4brRqkz0

"I stay the same size"
HE GOT A NEW HOUSE AND KEPT THE OLD ONE.
I bet it is financed too so he's definitely paying a mortgage.
Like you said his jannies being paid are definitely him growing in size in that tank too.

He really just says shit because it sounds good.

After Rackets I don't trust lawtube at all on face value, does he actually practice law?

I often consider him to be the Lionel Hutz of the internet.
He chases down digital ambulances and makes videos on them.

Just answering the general question: Cats are notorious beggars with a lot of cunning up their sleeve. If you have a strict feeding schedule, they get their portions at a certain time, not whenever they beg for it.

What a fucking piece of shit Jason is, though.

Yes they are. But again how he went about it makes me think he has no idea what the feeding schedule is or what was going on.
He didn't say, "I know he already ate." or anything to indicate that.
He just smugly went "Not my cat."
I think that tells a tale about his relationship with Shaye pretty well too.

Mald is taking advantage of a young coder who probably believes most of his lies because that's what Mald does.

He definitely seems to have a history of this in second life and beyond.

 

[The man The only man]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

Nah Anus isn't the same flavour of personality disorder than Jason is.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

Do you think Ferretfucker's mom is moderating his chat as well? Could he also grow a nice pair of tits for me to gawk at? At least they both fuck their pooner wife up the ass raw-dog style, no remorse.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Do you think Ferretfucker's mom is moderating his chat as well?

Doubtful.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0"Why aren't you feeding the cat, Jason?"

"Let's talk about your mother, Jason."
"My mother? I'll tell you about my mother."

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"My mother? I'll tell you about my mother."

*OPENS MS PAINT*

 

[p1138]

"I stay the same size"
HE GOT A NEW HOUSE AND KEPT THE OLD ONE.
I bet it is financed too so he's definitely paying a mortgage.
Like you said his jannies being paid are definitely him growing in size in that tank too.

He really just says shit because it sounds good.

Depending on the situation, that's not a bad thing. Even if the first house is still being paid for, if it can be used as a rental property bringing in income to make up for the mortgage cost that's an investment.

Think about it. Assume it's a mortgage of $2500 a month without a variable interest rate to potentially fuck him later. If he can make that $2500 back in rent, the house is paying for itself now. Without an adjustable interest rate, he can increase that rent over time turning the additional income into profit. 10 years down the road if he's increased rent at 7% plus inflation capped at 10%(that's apparently the law in his state) so lets assume 10 while retaining the same tenants that's now 6477 in rent. Even if he only increases it 5% per year that's still 4126 a month, which is more than enough to pay the mortgage and cover any general maintenance costs that come up.

At that point his current income from streaming isn't paying for the original house, and now his original house can be covering part of the cost of his new one. This is of course also not considering a possible increase in property value for the original house over time at which point he can sell it and pocket even more money after paying off the original mortgage. This is also of course being the most straightforward about it, and not bothering to leverage equity on one property for another which is something else he can do.

Now is Mald actually considering any of this? Fuck if I know, but simply not selling the previous home while buying another isn't an incorrect move by default.