🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Andy Soying Out]

Kino Casino covered Mald today.

PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:

1:31

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's pretty funny how he's acted on loop for the past 15 or so years
>does something dumb that could be easily forgiven with a proper apology
>seethes and makes up excuses for his behavior
>never apologizes
>people turn on him due to his condescending faggot attitude
It was like that during his Eve days. It was like that during his Second Life days. It was like that during his OnlyFangs WOW days. It's like that now.

Repeating the same behavior over and over and expecting a different outcome? Dare I ask what this is called?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Yea but at least their game is way more complex and scopecreeping, compared to gamemaker copy

Mald too has "Scope creep"
His is supposed to be like what 100 endings or some shit too?
If you keep adding bullshit its never gonna be done which is scope creeping on both.
Although In mald's case its more just him literally saying bullshit and star citizen not reigning their scope in ever.

the logo is very muddied out though, it's hard to see the details.

I too would like to see this improved a bit or made to stand out a bit more.

PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:
ppp_piratesoftware_furry_react - Trim.mp4

PPP taking the glasses off...
Ahahahahaha. I didn't expect Kino Casino to go in.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Same. Full mommy fight:

That's it? That's the whole fight?! He's spent more time animating the characters than developing a pleasant gameplay loop.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too

The balding theory isn't too far off after all.
(anyone have a source or date of the clip?)

That's it? That's the whole fight?! He's spent more time animating the characters than developing a pleasant gameplay loop.

If it wasn't called THE BOSS you'd barely notice

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too
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The balding theory isn't too far off after all.
(anyone have a source or date of the clip?)

If it wasn't called THE BOSS you'd barely notice

That hairline is looking rough

 

[OTView]

So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too
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The balding theory isn't too far off after all.

Insane hairline behavior, dude. Welcome to the going bald timeline, buddy. Hope it was worth it!

 

[The Goon Boss]

Mald too has "Scope creep"
His is supposed to be like what 100 endings or some shit too?
If you keep adding bullshit its never gonna be done which is scope creeping on both.
Although In mald's case its more just him literally saying bullshit and star citizen not reigning their scope in ever.

True, but at least the Lord of Scam, Sir Chris Roberts managed to deliver his Server Meshing, no loading screen bullshit and the stupid sandworm

While Star citizen talks a lot of shit out of their ass, they try to deliver.
Plus if you remember well... PS started throwing rocks first at Star Citizen. It's deserved lmao...

 

[bossmanpeterson]

Views appears to be the total number of views his channel has since creation/whenever it started tracking. The +(views) shows how many views his videos got that day, not that his videos are gaining in average viewers

Edit: yeah the faggot's viewership gainz per day are decreasing. ~2mil - ~500k per day. Fucking ferrets probably isn't good for publicityWyświetl załącznik 7636443

I assume he's paying for botted viewers but didn't think to pay for botted subscriptions.

I am retarded, my mind filled in the dates backwards. Nice to see the actual number dropping. Jim Sterling era in 5 years (or less)

 

[The Incredible Gassy]

Total Figtree Deforestation

 

[Adr1anD]

Total Figtree Deforestation

Defurestation when?

 

[ScurvyRat]

the logo is very muddied out though, it's hard to see the details.

I agree, I was very confused what Death was supposed to be. Maybe you could increase the contrast on the logo?

 

[The Incredible Gassy]

Defurestation when?

When we finishing digging the corpse pits

 

[LetThemSneed]

So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too
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The balding theory isn't too far off after all.
(anyone have a source or date of the clip?)

If it wasn't called THE BOSS you'd barely notice

Would be interesting to see what his hairline was before the diremaul incident. He appears to be literally malding.

 

[The Stranger]

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uhoh the "it wont go anywhere its incoherent and there are no proper demands" bros are starting to sweat

the people acting like its on the people making the petition to iron out every single fucking detail and legislate and look at precedents legally like this is some sort of retarded criminal case and not a parliamentary process to propose policies and debate them.

GET FUCKED PIRATE DISINGENOUS TARD

FVCKING
BVSED

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Maybe the "Wouldn't steal a car" font? I think the name is FF Confidential

That font is actually copyrighted. It's a modified version of FF Confidential that the makers of the ad campaign didn't get permission to use, ironically.

 

[my penis is on fire]

That font is actually copyrighted. It's a modified version of FF Confidential that the makers of the ad campaign didn't get permission to use, ironically.

 

[Slimpacks]

Reacting to LSF

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=40667

2:45

The story about swatting keeps changing. It's no longer police reached out with no raid, it's they swatted the other place

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=25247

2:01

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

1:40

Proving he's not a shit coder. Code snippets are out context

Spoiler

6:03

 

[Jarch6]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

ghost-s.mp4

Getting that triggered over something as juvenile as "your ferret died from being out of mana" is hilarious.

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


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Natural born slaves

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Reacting to LSF

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=40667

smallmaldlfs.mp4

The story about swatting keeps changing. It's no longer police reached out with no raid, it's they swatted the other place

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=25247

swattingnew.mp4

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

smallmaldtimelinefailure.mp4

Proving he's not a shit coder. Code snippets are out context

Spoiler

smmaldscode.mp4

Sounds like he is really coping right now. Entire internet has turned against him and his actions and history is the reason for it. And mald, we don't need to chase you off the internet, we are just leaving you to die a slow death that one day results in "PirateSoftware has filed for bankruptcy."

 

[Gog & Magog]

When we finishing digging the corpse pits

Never forget the Ferretcaust.