🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hakase Shinonome]

This guy has the most insane fat kid energy I've encountered in quite a while.
You know the kid in high school that hit puberty a bit later than his peers, a little chubby and immensely awkward and thus makes no friends and instead is the punchline for everyone and gets bullied?
Well, many people, like our friend over here, never use the sweet spot that happens between high school and college/uni/first job to do a tabula rasa and become a normal person and reinvent themselves to a completely new group of people and instead revert into a horribly arrogant smug nasty holier than thou 0 self critique whileyouwerepartyingiwasstudyingtheblade rick and morty enjoying the problem is you not me FUCK.
The bonus with maldy is that he also retained being a shapeless blob of soy as well. (fat lol)
I'll take my tophats.

The only shit that's bloated about him is his code. Everything else is pretty shallow.

 

[The Stranger]

The only shit that's bloated about him is his code. Everything else is pretty shallow.

Don't forgot his ASS is bloated with GNOMES AND FERRETS

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

ok im starting to assemble everything
does anyone know a good font that will fit
best i could find is bad signal
Wyświetl załącznik 7635219

Try putting the text in the background, behind the hills and have it fade as being obscured by mist. The font could be the same font as in the WEF video as a subtle nod, perhaps.

 

[The Goon Boss]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

 

[Billy Bong]

Forget the hard drive, I’m morbidly curious who’s going to be the jackass to tip the cow and call Animal Control about the Ferret Horde. I know it’s been brought up ITT that he apparently doesn’t have it listed as a Rescue or a Charity, which seems retarded solely on a “Having to pay Taxes on the Horde” front, but I’m surprised no Karen or A-Log hasn’t thought to do it…

To my knowlledge, no ferret has ever been rescued, except by the sweet release of death. Has Jason ever found a home for one, or are they there for keeps?

 

[Nick Gars]

Just a game review of Heartbound.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lI2grAlKM9ElI2grAlKM9E.mp4

After watching this, my suspicions about Shartbound have been confimed. Its an Undertale skin-walker with the best parts (the combat and music) removed. Meaning the game has to rely on its story to be any good (just read a fucking book at that point), and as we've seen so far, the story is little more than an outlet for Jason's mommy and ego issues. This dogshit was doomed to fail, even if this useless fuck got around to finishing it. Walking simulators are fucking gay and low effort, Jason. If Jason could skin Toby Fox and wear his flesh as a costume, he would, but he will NEVER be Toby Fox, he can't even ape Undertale properly.


At least I learned about Steam's Spacewar. That was an interesting little rabbit hole.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Try putting the text in the background, behind the hills and have it fade as being obscured by mist. The font could be the same font as in the WEF video as a subtle nod, perhaps.

World economic forum?
but text being behind the mountains could work

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

ok im starting to assemble everything
does anyone know a good font that will fit
best i could find is bad signal
Wyświetl załącznik 7635219

Wouldn't Ubishit make more sense being purple and Snoy orange? Unless they're meant to represent something else. I'm so out of date on logos it took me a while to get the Activision head.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Wouldn't Ubishit make more sense being purple and Snoy orange? Unless they're meant to represent something else. I'm so out of date on logos it took me a while to get the Activision head.

i was more trying to fit the theme with horsemen analogy
and activision has the V cause they dont have the symbol and V is the most striking out of the letters in their logo

 

[Tingle]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


Wyświetl załącznik 7635163

Literal cult-like behavior. I wish one of the autists who broke down his channel subs over time would make a breakdown on how many of his viewers are actually viewers and not just bots/employees of his.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

World economic forum?
but text being behind the mountains could work
Wyświetl załącznik 7635734

Correct, but I guess plain bold Arial is pretty boring.

Here was I was thinking of, a kind of menacing look to the text, you could probably make it even more dramatic with a skew effect and some fog;

 

[itogi]

1:43:12

 

[Earthly Treasures]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

ghost-s.mp4

This really sounds like a guy who grew up on 4Chan and can deal with mean internet trolling.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

Funniest part is the eve online referral code in the description

 

[blargenheimer]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


Wyświetl załącznik 7635163

Gonna be a treat when the trolls 404 the next ferret death

 

[MercuryMan]

Gonna be a treat when the trolls 404 the next ferret death

I think it's very fitting that his chat spams 404 because the update for Heartbound is still nowhere to be found.

 

[whalebiologist]

ferretfucker.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

404 Mana Not Found
What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Ferret Vital Signs Not Found
What am I supposed to do for them? Eat my entire ass.

404 Consumer Rights Not Found
The game you paid full price for ran out of mana and got deleted from your library. What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Sane Behavior Not Found
Insane behavior, dude. Eat my entire ass.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Full latest stream archived here. Same folder as the previous stream. New one is the 18GB "Dune Awakening" file.

I've uploaded AI transcripts for the latest stream into the same folder too.
I also bring you some fun word-counting. Let's take a look.

Spoiler: 2-words

Top 50 Most Frequent 2-Word Phrases:
1. "doo doo " (150 times)
2. "austin key " (126 times)
3. "key austin " (125 times)
4. "bits said " (72 times)
5. "don know " (69 times)
6. "let see " (63 times)
7. "500 bits " (61 times)
8. "re gonna " (46 times)
9. "don think " (42 times)
10. "like really " (38 times)
11. "deep desert " (37 times)
12. "don like " (32 times)
13. "like like " (30 times)
14. "yeah yeah " (29 times)
15. "yeah like " (26 times)
16. "makes sense " (24 times)
17. "thank much " (23 times)
18. "re like " (23 times)
19. "yeah don " (22 times)
20. "ve got " (22 times)
21. "right like " (21 times)
22. "let go " (21 times)
23. "like don " (21 times)
24. "block game " (20 times)
25. "really good " (20 times)
26. "make sense " (20 times)
27. "re going " (20 times)
28. "don want " (19 times)
29. "something like " (19 times)
30. "like re " (19 times)
31. "don care " (18 times)
32. "looks like " (17 times)
33. "hell yeah " (17 times)
34. "yeah re " (17 times)
35. "lot people " (17 times)
36. "shit like " (16 times)
37. "hype train " (16 times)
38. "ve never " (16 times)
39. "video game " (16 times)
40. "really weird " (16 times)
41. "little bit " (16 times)
42. "go look " (16 times)
43. "corruption resistance" (16 times)
44. "right yeah " (15 times)
45. "kind like " (15 times)
46. "like lot " (15 times)
47. "stuff like " (14 times)
48. "like yeah " (14 times)
49. "kind weird " (14 times)
50. "don even " (14 times)

Spoiler: 3-words

Top 50 Most Frequent 3-Word Phrases:
1. "doo doo doo " (149 times)
2. "austin key austin " (125 times)
3. "key austin key " (125 times)
4. "500 bits said " (61 times)
5. "doesn make sense " (12 times)
6. "don give shit " (11 times)
7. "kill underscore roy " (10 times)
8. "underscore roy 500 " (10 times)
9. "roy 500 bits " (10 times)
10. "don even know " (9 times)
11. "right let see " (9 times)
12. "didn update june " (8 times)
13. "yah yah yah " (8 times)
14. "let see yeah " (6 times)
15. "yeah don know " (6 times)
16. "doesn really matter " (6 times)
17. "old school runescape " (6 times)
18. "let go look " (6 times)
19. "may 1st may " (5 times)
20. "1st may 28th " (5 times)
21. "hope re good " (5 times)
22. "yah cheer 100 " (5 times)
23. "go deep desert " (5 times)
24. "don know don " (5 times)
25. "bits said cheer " (5 times)
26. "like don know " (5 times)
27. "ya cheer 100 " (5 times)
28. "really don like " (5 times)
29. "tastes like lobster " (5 times)
30. "work block game " (5 times)
31. "makes sense yeah " (5 times)
32. "1000 bits said " (5 times)
33. "102 flower sand " (5 times)
34. "thank much incredibly " (4 times)
35. "much incredibly nice " (4 times)
36. "updated may 1st " (4 times)
37. "updated may 28th " (4 times)
38. "yeah let see " (4 times)
39. "gonna wait ads " (4 times)
40. "bits said hi " (4 times)
41. "cheer 100 yah " (4 times)
42. "100 yah cheer " (4 times)
43. "make sense yeah " (4 times)
44. "re gonna go " (4 times)
45. "10 gifted subs " (4 times)
46. "know don know " (4 times)
47. "hype train level " (4 times)
48. "five dollars said " (4 times)
49. "000 bits said " (4 times)
50. "don think good " (4 times)

I'm not an expert, but does this read like a 12-hour game development stream to you? doo doo doo
Also: 12. "didn update june " (8 times)

You can't make this shit up.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

404 Mana Not Found
What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Ferret Vital Signs Not Found
What am I supposed to do for them? Eat my entire ass.

404 Consumer Rights Not Found
The game you paid full price for ran out of mana and got deleted from your library. What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Sane Behavior Not Found
Insane behavior, dude. Eat my entire ass.

i love how this entire lexicon has formed from the maldverse.