🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

I found these comics that I don't think she's posted to Reddit.
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This woman's art is just so fucking lazy. It's so ugly. She barely knows how to draw lips, or faces, or hands (seriously look at any one of her comics and the hands are almost always hidden away) and this is her career. That one sane reddit comment really is right, the popularity of her stuff can only be described as an enigma. Popular strips like these are already lazy and like all the rest of r/comics each one she puts out is just low hanging fruit, Trump bad, or "lol women/cats/millenials are quirky." But her comics aren't funny, they're more often than not actively hostile. They're not visually appealing, they're all copy-pasted faces in a gradient void. They don't even have a message or try to be compelling or tell a story like some of the r/comics artists do, they're all just a shitty setup and a shitty punchline masking impotence and seething anger. She chases trends, puts in the minimal amount of effort, and just can't help herself from bitching about politics all the fucking time.

I think that's why she's popular, even discounting the bots and OF shilling: her comics embody the attitude of reddit itself. She's the quintessential redditor, just in female form.
 
This woman's art is just so fucking lazy. It's so ugly. She barely knows how to draw lips, or faces, or hands (seriously look at any one of her comics and the hands are almost always hidden away) and this is her career. That one sane reddit comment really is right, the popularity of her stuff can only be described as an enigma. Popular strips like these are already lazy and like all the rest of r/comics each one she puts out is just low hanging fruit, Trump bad, or "lol women/cats/millenials are quirky." But her comics aren't funny, they're more often than not actively hostile. They're not visually appealing, they're all copy-pasted faces in a gradient void. They don't even have a message or try to be compelling or tell a story like some of the r/comics artists do, they're all just a shitty setup and a shitty punchline masking impotence and seething anger. She chases trends, puts in the minimal amount of effort, and just can't help herself from bitching about politics all the fucking time.

I think that's why she's popular, even discounting the bots and OF shilling: her comics embody the attitude of reddit itself. She's the quintessential redditor, just in female form.
I want to blame Reddit specifically, but it's just part of the human condition I think. The comics aren't actually good art, the points they make aren't interesting or original, but people will updoot things they agree with. The exaggerated artstyle makes them feel like they're agreeing HARDER, which is GOOD, because their opinions are GOOD. For the stupid joke panels, all of the "omg im old" and "haha i embarass kids" ones, the FUNNE FACE panels mean JOKE IS FUNNE, it's the webcomic version of a cheap laugh track.

For the hostile comics very specifically, that's how most people are most of the time. They see a thing they agree with, they emotionally resonate with it, and find a sort of logical way to justify it in their heads - they emotionally agree with the idea of anyone who disagrees with them being an insane MAGAtard who should be killed, but if you say it that way they intuitively understand it sounds unhinged, and square the dissonance by being like "omg it's just a comic relax". It's pretty interesting actually, Jonathan Haidt has written about it in detail; his research was the foundation for the popular talking point of "conservatives empathize with liberals better than the reverse" that made the rounds years ago, if you recall that one.
 
Reddit's at it again.
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One user thinks Mark Cunty is definitely Ellen or a friend. They cite the excessive use of RETARDED. Does Ellen have any friends? PenPals doesn't seem to like her. I could see her son doing it in a misguided attempt to defend her. I don't know who else would dedicate their time to a dumb LARP.
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She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.
 
Reddit's at it again.
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One user thinks Mark Cunty is definitely Ellen or a friend. They cite the excessive use of RETARDED. Does Ellen have any friends? PenPals doesn't seem to like her. I could see her son doing it in a misguided attempt to defend her. I don't know who else would dedicate their time to a dumb LARP.
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She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.
The same ellen who reee'd over provable accusations of her using bots to upvote her posts now admits to 'having friends' who 'creates bots'

Funny thing that

That said, what the fuck is she even saying here? That shes having people use bots to review what chats exactly? Posting histories? Why wouldn't you just read them yourself? She's clearly implying these supposed people are either some kind of violent extremists or pedos with the hard drive comment. She's getting dangerously close to publicly admitting to arranging for third parties to create bots for the specific purpose of stalking and harassing people she doesn't like. Something she can get into legal trouble for doing in canada

What exactly is she planning to do with this information? She absolutely cannot take it to the cops, as the moment they find out shes doing this shit and how she got it she'd going to get told to stfu and stop doing this shit before they're forced to make a legal matter out of it

Her looney behavior and doubling down to fuck with people is going to land her in some legal problems sooner or later. At the very least some kind of restraining order. I'm sure that'll look real good on her - a nutty narcissistic housewife who does porn in the same places she brings her kids and lives with them, who posts shit about them next to said porn and who goes off on batshit crusades to the point people have to get restraining orders against her to stop harassing them. Great way to get social services knocking on your door, especially in nova scotia. and if she really is getting any of her kids directly involved in her crazy online shit trying to stalk people thats not going to end well for her

and if course if shes stupid enough for it to get to that point she'll learn absolutely nothing, play victim and try to reee about it on reddit
 
She posted this without context. Is her cat going to get trampled??? Ellen you need to study English so you can express yourself better.
The Disney adults and other adult-child tards can't express thoughts or ideas outside the context of children's media. They can't discuss politics without relating it to cartoons.

One of their favorites is insisting that Trump is Scar and his supporters are hyenas. Every five minutes they come up with a new reason his voters are "totally going to turn on him this time" and it never happens. Then they're on to the next cartoon villain comparison.

It's just more "orange man bad" from a womanchild.
 
Every five minutes they come up with a new reason his voters are "totally going to turn on him this time" and it never happens.
I'm curious to see how it plays out. I know a few Trump supporters personally, and this Epstein cover-up is the first time I've well and truly seen their confidence waver. But who knows, I'd probably still bet on "Nothing ever happens."
 
Trump has basically given up this issue even to tards like Ellen Woodbury. Suddenly he's going "Epstein? Epstein who? I've never heard of that guy!"
 
Actually what the fuck is she even talking about. Once again Canadians showing they don't understand anything that happens in America.
This is why no Americans should take anything Canadians say seriously. Just shut the fuck up. You're Canadian. Your opinions are worthless, but more importantly, you are Canadian, therefore, you are weak beyond belief, so your opinions mean NOTHING, because YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM.
 
I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?

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I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)
 
Maybe this is what happened to Ellen. Also feels like cope coming from someone with her mighty, dignified career as a wife and porn star.

Small correction for Ellen since I know she reads the thread: The third panel should say "scholarship," not "student loan." Any retard can get a loan; getting scholarships can be difficult, unless of course you're on fentanyl and have no intention of going to college anyway. Also you're a nigger and I'm laughing really hard right now because if you ever type that word you will get prison for life courtesy of your fake and gay excuse for a country. I can type it as many times as I want and nobody cares.
 
I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?

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I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)
What a weird fantasy scenario she’s cooked up. In what world do rich parents not send their kids to college? Is she not familiar with the trope of rich snobs attending Ivy League schools?
 
What a weird fantasy scenario she’s cooked up. In what world do rich parents not send their kids to college? Is she not familiar with the trope of rich snobs attending Ivy League schools?
Well you see what she's trying to say is that rich people don't give their kids a free ride, which is... bad? But then they won't get a loan financial aid since their family is high income so they'll have to get a job to support themselves which is... uh... But women are stupid and sell their bodies for money which is shameful even though Ellen does the same and thinks sex work is work... So, uh.

She's trying to say she's retarded, is what that comic is getting at. That's probably the message.
 
Ok but why. We know you hate cheeto man. This appears to be original and new art. What's the joke? That he's irresponsible?
People have been blaming him for a bunch of shit that went on with the flood that happened in Texas. But the thing is, I heard that rescue operations were working damn hard to help the survivors. Better than FEMA ever did for the Hurricane Helene victims. Though I guess I can give Ellen props for not directly shitting on dozens of dead children for political clout like a lot of libtards, including Destiny.
 
I'm honestly thinking Ellen belongs in the mental hospital. Her accusations are getting more and more ridiculous. Who does porn under their real name?

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I'm wondering if there's some truth in this and Ellen does porn because she hates her family. It's like she's doing self destructive stuff on purpose.

(Strippers use fake names and she uses her real one...)
It says alot about her stupidity and mentality that in her bizarre scenario here, the woman immediately goes from being rejected for a loan to working as a stripper, as opposed to getting a normal job like almost everybody does in that situation. She jumps to whoring because shes a moron an a whore herself and assumes that cause shes a whore that every other woman would immediately jump to doing the same skeevy shit that she would. She doesn't understand she's not normal at all and that most women aren't skanks looking for a reason to whore themselves out like she does

She really told on herself with that one. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if when her daughter is old enough for college, she refuses to help pay for it and not so subtly pushes her toward being a stripper or doing OF as well to pay for it. Shes the exact type loon that does that sort of thing
 
It says alot about her stupidity and mentality that in her bizarre scenario here, the woman immediately goes from being rejected for a loan to working as a stripper, as opposed to getting a normal job like almost everybody does in that situation.
PLing a bit, but both my exes would regularly joke about becoming strippers to afford college and make money. So I'm just assuming this is a usual AWFL "joke" they like to say
 
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There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I'm not sure what to call this. Period sperging?
Generally speaking, if you know you are liable to shit yourself for whatever reason, you bring spare underpants and don't expect the world to give you a new pair of briefs. Is it really that much of an ask for women to bring their own tampons, especially when they have a socially-acceptable way to carry a lot of stuff on them at once?
 
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