🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Jesus Christ she is actually going insane
Ellen, being a whore, seems to believe that all men are sex fiends. And that all republican women are religious prudes. And likely that a sexless marriage is an unhappy, unfulfilling one (I get that sex is a big part of most relationships, but I’m sure there’s plenty of couples who are pretty happy without bumping nasties every other day).
 
Ellen fulfills every negative stereotype a woman can have. Uses her career as a front for porn, crybully, terrible mother.

I used to like her stuff. I thought it was bland but kinda funny and cute sometimes. I thought she got hated on purely because she was a woman. But no, she does porn and it's the star of her Reddit existence, not a side dish. She makes political posts and cries about being bullied to suicide when she gets pushback. Ellen doesn't separate her porn from her family. I think if more Redditors found out they'd drop her too.
 
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“I don’t like that my OF hasn’t made me an overnight millionaire so I’m gonna call you a boot licker for not agreeing that rich people are bad.”
 
Edit: Someone on pizzacakesnark mentioned this comment of hers. Later I'll look for the original source on her profile. I think I'd remember her telling men to become prison gay. She might actually mean women but they can still get pregnant from anal. Ellen is stupid or just not typing coherently. Telling men to just do anal seems prison gay to me.
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Bold of her to assume I'd date a woman who only wants 2 kids. What's next? Dating someone who believes in divorce?

Seriously though, people who wait until marriage tend to be very high libido once they get married.
 
Edit: Someone on pizzacakesnark mentioned this comment of hers. Later I'll look for the original source on her profile. I think I'd remember her telling men to become prison gay. She might actually mean women but they can still get pregnant from anal. Ellen is stupid or just not typing coherently. Telling men to just do anal seems prison gay to me.
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Ah yes, the Catholics and Orthodox are well known for only having 2 kids and definitely not trying to field entire baseball teams with their offspring.

EDIT: also I just realize the irony of a woman, who regularly cucks her husband after having 2 kids, saying "liberal men won't stop getting action".
 
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"We're working on tracing a few things" reminds me of when Chris tried to imply he was triangulating like Alec or whomever's call talking over his shoulder to Barb on the line

"I can't hang up, we'll lose track of him"
 
Ellen fulfills every negative stereotype a woman can have. Uses her career as a front for porn, crybully, terrible mother.

I used to like her stuff. I thought it was bland but kinda funny and cute sometimes. I thought she got hated on purely because she was a woman. But no, she does porn and it's the star of her Reddit existence, not a side dish. She makes political posts and cries about being bullied to suicide when she gets pushback. Ellen doesn't separate her porn from her family. I think if more Redditors found out they'd drop her too.
It’s wild how many people are looking at her as a role model when she’s a glorified prostitute with a teenage daughter, Ellen still does porn despite not needing to.

Step 1: have a mediocre talent you claim is your main profession and advertise your porn with it
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit!

So many sex workers try to act all high and mighty and do nothing but shit talk men when they would have nothing without them.

Also, that bitch is straight up lying to her fans on Facebook and starting a police report now? What the fuck? “I’m compiling info for the cops, tracing a few things”
 
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Catching up on 15 pages of Ellen was a serious detriment to my health. Numerous braincells were fried.

I'm quite fond of this thread.
 
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