🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Forklift Certified]

Compilation of quotes:

• "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
• "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
• "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
• "Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior"
• "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
• "Eat my entire ass"
• "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
• "I hope the initiative gets everything you get but nothing what you hoped for"
• "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"

*
Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.
Thanks @Slimpacks and @Hooked on phobics for some archival work.

Missed the other 2 pokemon evolutions of the "behaviors"...

insane behavior -> dogshit behavior -> clown shoe behavior

Also don't forget: RED TEAM! Not blu, not yellow nor green... he IS the RED TEAM!

Ohh Also, Also Pvt Parts special: "Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"

 

[Huddinge]

guys i hacked into the mainframe of the shitty breakfast game

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awesome!!.mp4

yea man he uses arrays and giant switch cases for args... totally!

He's such a fraud it's unbelievable

 

[sin_ac]

Pirate saying people call him the "Bob Ross of programming" reminds me of when Boogie said people call him the "Mr. Rogers of the internet." Quotes like these may be the biggest red flag from now on.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

He privated the stream on youtube. I don't know if he's trying to hide his meltdown over Coding Jesus or something else, but I have saved the full stream locally. Too bad there's no quick way to find points of interest without the chat log.

If you have a decent GPU, you can probably transcribe the whole VOD pretty quickly with whisper

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This coding stuff still goes over my head but it's also very funny. All I know is that a lot of people are calling the thing Mald likes to brag about shit. He's losing his ability to sound like an authority on anything and that brings me great joy. He's sold his reputation to stand up for giant corporate interests, you live by the nepobaby you die by the nepobaby.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

If you have a decent GPU, you can probably transcribe the whole VOD pretty quickly with whisper

I have started a transcript with base.en as a model, will upload when done, may be in a few hours.

EDIT: Progress: 9/9 hours into the live.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

He spends more time setting up methods to ban people more effectively than he does working on his game.

It's an improvement, he started out not using methods at all!

 

[Dr. Künt]

Regarding his voice. Was this ever discussed here? It's not in the OP.
5 months ago someone figured out when exactly the "second puberty" happened. Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/KTQkOVNtQP

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Regarding his voice. Was this ever discussed here? It's not in the OP.
5 months ago someone figured out when exactly the "second puberty" happened. Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/KTQkOVNtQP

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

I did a while back, it's the same videos, because Mald deleted a fuckton of videos from back then.

Fuck it, I decided to go back to his old videos to see when the pivot point is.

This clip is dated May 11th, 2019, "GameDev Builds a Chair" (Full video is 40 minutes), Archive on PreserveTube

Spoiler: Video

GameDev Builds A Chair [--GlPCIVWPQ].mp4

EDIT: Forgot this clip, also uploaded May 16th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

Invisibirb [_Iv5AIKORsk].webm

Now, only a few days later (EDIT: Same day as the previous clip), you can hear some pretty clear variations in the voice, May 16th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

Two Kinds Of People [v4h8X3wAVmU].webm

And, again, three days later, the voice sounds deep. May 19th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

Tasty Donuts [EE2kHi4BsX0].webm

I'm not saying his voice in the last clip is perfectly 1:1 to today, nor that these clips are timestamped correctly, but as far as what's on his channel, this is the shortest period of time with the most gap in pitch. There's a huge gap in content afterwards, and the next video with him in it (the omori playthrough) has the deep voice.
Interestingly enough, according to the overlay, the last clip is before the third clip. Make of that what you will.


Another thing, which, while misc, is interesting, is that the one and only fight in heartbound was complete in September 2017.

Spoiler: Video

Heartbound - Current Combat System [5YvKZQPxGyg].webm

Archived: https://archive.is/9qNZM

One thing I want to note is that the given clips from after may with the high voice, especially the July one, make me lean towards voice training more than anything else, I know he's modifying his mic to some extent, but most of it must be voice training.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledPrettyOstrichStoneLightning

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[Dr. Künt]

Cool thanks.
Thread is just too fast for me. The ferret faggot just can't slow down.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Has anyone noticed how that furry faggot pyrocynical made a video during the WoW incident on Mald treating him with kid gloves but now he's being awfully quiet? He also included one of his shorts at the end of one of his videos, don't remember if his main channel or his pyrolive one.

Weird coincidence huh?

Can someone compile a list of quotes from mister Ferretfucker? Just because it's funny and handy to keep on hand.

It could go in the new OP.

 

[baggydacky]

Cool thanks.
Thread is just too fast for me. The ferret faggot just can't slow down.

Yeah seriously. I blink, and suddenly there are 10 more pages. I thought Razorfist was a twat, and then I saw this piece of work. It's hilarious finding out that the SKG controversy is only the latest in a huge stream of controversies he's gotten himself in.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

Having me archive these long-ass boring streams.

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https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/clips#20190101-20200101

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[TrainWreckWatcher]

We don't know. It says False Statement to the Police. Which means that a fake call possibly came in. So this seems to be aligning with Mald's story. It's also a matter did they come guns blazing, or did they just knock on the door?

Likely they had a check but because Mald reported "i'm a streamer this could happen," They had a procedure in place for it.

Generally speaking if you bitch about getting swatted it lets people know it works. I can't recommend doing that.
But Mald the former, "internet OG" knows the victim card is more effective rather than ignoring it. He has to constantly make himself the victim.
Just like Rekieta he can never hold himself accountable.

Actually went to check how many people are playing it right now
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Lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if the 1 person in-game was mald himself having it open in the background

It definitely is.
His ego makes him like and retweet his own posts.

Regarding Funding, this reminds me.
I always found it funny how on his infamous old voice interview he mentions that Heartbound got 400% funding.
You'd think that would have sped up game development, huh. Nothing new but feels right to reupload it.

6291224-64c90c003cfeec2d126d7a97650a764a-00.00.42.724-00.00.59.712.mp4

When your goal is 50 dollars and you get like 500 that's 1000% funding.
It is just more bullshit talk. Same stuff AAA does with interactions instead of purchases.
"We had 5 million interactions with assassins' creed."

This coding stuff still goes over my head but it's also very funny. All I know is that a lot of people are calling the thing Mald likes to brag about shit. He's losing his ability to sound like an authority on anything and that brings me great joy. He's sold his reputation to stand up for giant corporate interests, you live by the nepobaby you die by the nepobaby.

The emperor has no clothes.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

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Having me archive these long-ass boring streams.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=--GlPCIVWPQGlPCIVWPQ.mp4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EE2kHi4BsX0Tasty Donuts [EE2kHi4BsX0].mp4

https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/clips#20190101-20200101

https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:DirtyEncouragingWoodpeckerWOOPMinus one Dog [3239288579].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:PuzzledPrettyOstrichStoneLightningFerrets do a sip. Such nerds [4064891185].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:DirtyPatientCheeseUnSaneJason Thor Hall's Most Difficult Decision [183398940].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:PiliableVainPangolinSuperVinlinNo goose here, move along. [2593586105].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:PricklyColorfulChowderDoggogopiraGnome 'd you have been [3422961499].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:NiceAwkwardEagleTriHardIt's a finger [1862584311].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:DeadSingleGoldfishUWotBEB! [1078474797].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:ThoughtfulHilariousBadgerOptimizePrimeShaye throws a sock at Thor's face [2516661870].mp4
https://twitch.tv/videos/clip:CuriousBenevolentDuckYouDontSayTHE D E V I L [223687228].mp4

Holy shit in some of these you can easily tell how faked the bass boost is. I know it was obvious already, but holy shit.

 

[ArisenShitman]

Regarding his voice. Was this ever discussed here? It's not in the OP.
5 months ago someone figured out when exactly the "second puberty" happened. Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/KTQkOVNtQP

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

Unfortunate the twitch clip in that reddit post was deleted.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

reminds me of when Boogie said people call him the "Mr. Rogers of the internet." Quotes like these may be the biggest red flag from now on.

he was well respected once, and for a long time, and ive seen people unironically call him that so thats a little different. He was well regarded for a while even outside his audience.

I think thats the seperation for any creator, are they respected OUTSIDE their own bubble. Pirate software really hasn't been

Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

Damn
Didn't know about all this.

Anyway vtuber nuxanor made another video shitting on pirate software. With undertale OST music in the background to rub salt in the wound a little

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=vLszS4XPaEM

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Here are the transcripts in multiple formats, do note:
- TTS are not clearly annotated
- This is a small AI model, it makes mistakes, so do not take anything here as correct, use it to find interesting timestamps, then go check yourself.

The zip files contains different subtitle formats, you can overlay them on the video if you so desire. I used the 360p as an audio source.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

not sure about the colors

 

[Slimpacks]

Missed the other 2 pokemon evolutions of the "behaviors"...

insane behavior -> dogshit behavior -> clown shoe behavior

Ever since the whole internet hates him, he started to use "typical internet behavior, dude".

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