🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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I'm lurking the LivestreamFail's threads about Jason responding to Coding Jesus and people are starting to notice that he's making his voice even deeper and is compressing his audio even more.
with how recognizable he is now, im WAITING for someone seeing him at a grocery store, saying "I'm using card yeah" or something, it being recorded, and put online.

Not trying to alog or encourage it but, this sentiment has LONG escaped just KF, I already expect it.

Also mind linking the URL??? it would be nice to have clip in question archived
 
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I'm lurking the LivestreamFail's threads about Jason responding to Coding Jesus and people are starting to notice that he's making his voice even deeper and is compressing his audio even more.

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Where's that sound engineer guy to check his audio?
I compressed the audio to reduce the file size. The Reddit clip was taken from here, so it got compressed twice, which made the voice changer sound crunchy as hell. It was unintentional, but it's kinda funny that people are blaming him.
Also mind linking the URL??? it would be nice to have clip in question archived
 
Bobby Kotick ofc ! With the usual shit eater corpo grinn and the soulless stare on his eyes... Also whit horns !
shit
i already did the cod skeleton
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Local archive just incase. Around 5 seconds in when he says "pretty funny" it really DOES sound unaturally low for what is basically mostly an exhale.

Could it be his stress and lowering serotonin was making his voice pitch jump, and he lowered to compensate?
This nigger is so insufferable, at this point I can't even watch clips of him for more than 30 seconds. He is completely incapable of saying a single phrase that isn't masturbatory, and keeps playing the victim card while actively chasing more and more drama.
 
This nigger is so insufferable, at this point I can't even watch clips of him for more than 30 seconds. He is completely incapable of saying a single phrase that isn't masturbatory, and keeps playing the victim card while actively chasing more and more drama.
But people have said hes the bob ross of programming!!! he worked at blizzard for 7 years!! 20 year game dev!! Hes out of mana, what is he supposed to do for you?! INSANE BEHAVIOR DUDE!!!
 
This nigger is so insufferable, at this point I can't even watch clips of him for more than 30 seconds. He is completely incapable of saying a single phrase that isn't masturbatory, and keeps playing the victim card while actively chasing more and more drama.
log off the farms nigga, you are letting it get to you.
 
But people have said hes the bob ross of programming!!! he worked at blizzard for 7 years!! 20 year game dev!! Hes out of mana, what is he supposed to do for you?! INSANE BEHAVIOR DUDE!!!
Can someone compile a list of quotes from mister Ferretfucker? Just because it's funny and handy to keep on hand.
 
It's great that every mald lsf thread is filled with detractors at this point. Half a year ago during the wow drama there was a noticeable amount of people defending him but now there's hardly any at all.

r/youtubedrama might be a good place to post about him getting his viewers to brigade code jesus
 
Can someone compile a list of quotes from mister Ferretfucker? Just because it's funny and handy to keep on hand.
He said once before that OTHERS called him the "bob ross of programming". I've seen 0 proof of this, so its more like a cringe fuck saying "PEOPLE CALL ME THE DRAGON" to prop himself up (nobody calls him dragon)

He technically DID work at blizzard, but as Q/A (basically bitch work tester "hey, try this weapon, see if shit breaks") and as "red team" of a team attempting penetration testing, but only as a social engineer, AKA, asking people for their passwords and trying to trick people with 0 hacking knowledge.

20 years game dev is overblown since it includes blizzard, his game "champions of breakfast" and heartbound. Basically hes trying to sound like john carmack (hes not).

"out of mana" was from the dire maul wow scenario where he ROYALLY fucked up in a dungeon. He ran from his teammates, claim out of mana after wasting a ton on useless actions, and watched while standing still as his team died claiming out of mana. HE DID however have 2 items which regen mana (and are replenishable) which could of been used to save them, and refused to do so. Notably the game was in hardcore, meaning permadeath, so his team lost hundreds of hours all because he chose not to help. This also explains the "mana gem" meme.

This sums up the whole scenario well.

"insane behavior" is his phrase used in response to basically any criticism. He even did this when notch from minecraft shit talked him

EDIT : just realized that got a sequel

 
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Compilation of quotes:
  • "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
  • "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
  • "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
  • "Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior" / "Dogshit behavior" / "Clown shoe behavior"
  • "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
  • "Eat my entire ass"
  • "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
  • "So, I'm going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there."
  • "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"
  • "That is 100% in my wheelhouse."
  • "RED TEAM"
  • "Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to. That is awful. That is a horrible goddamn direction. That's awful, dude, no. [Eat my entire ass.] This shit sucks. That's a really stupid-ass move. That's an incredibly stupid-ass move. I think this is ass."
  • "Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"
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Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.
Thanks @Slimpacks and @Hooked on phobics for some archival work.
 
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guys i hacked into the mainframe of the shitty breakfast game

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yea man he uses arrays and giant switch cases for args... totally!

his breakfast game is so dead and uninteresting that the piracy sites that supply static links ( google, mega, magnets ) have all gone offline, and 0 people have ever requested for the links to be revived
 
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The way he made his website - he would be better off just doing Table...
Or learning to use the most basic framework for frontend ever: Bootstrap and then just col and row.

If that's how he codes Html which is the easiest language to learn (they tech it at elementary now) then Jesus Christ I don't want to look deeper at his RPG maker code. I've seen snippets and people writing feedback how dogshit it is but - I didn't bother destroying my brain cells (more than they already are lmao)
But what i gathered from the comments is that he's as bad as YanDev, who uses ifelse everywhere and retarded == 0 or == 1 instead of true/false.
 
Compilation of quotes:
  • "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
  • "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
  • "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
  • "Insane behavior dude"
  • "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
  • "Eat my entire ass"
  • "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
  • "I hope the initiative gets everything you get but nothing what you hoped for"
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Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.
"That is 100% in my wheelhouse."
 
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