🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

he does because undertale had it
and he is super puzzleman, did you know he has 2 defcon badges
and he worked 6 million years in blizard?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

he does because undertale had it
and he is super puzzleman, did you know he has 2 defcon badges
and he worked 6 million years in blizard?

I believe the numbers you were looking for are 3 defcon badges, and 7 million years at Blizzard Entertainment.

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

Oh wow, he really battled it out on the YT comments, while being late to deliver his already-late shitty update.
They are not too interesting but archiving below. His OP first and then the comments.

He makes so many bad comparisons, clearly doesn't engage with anything of substance, and desperately clings to whatever small "win" he can get.
I'm lost for words. It feels silly to debate any technical detail at this point. It's a huge laughable flaming pile of shit.

This fucking retard will never accept he's wrong. No matter how much evidence you throw at him.

 

[Lard Shart]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
Wyświetl załącznik 7616432
Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

That video is shit, this comment is an easy dunk for Mald. He doesn't reply to the videos that actually have valid criticism. Now he can say "see, my code is not bad, here is my refutation of a code review, it's all done in bad faith".

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

There is apparently people solving his bizarre, obtuse arg. I've never met any but there's a wiki page dedicated to it that someone showed me a few hundred pages ago.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

>PirateSoftware
>Is against pirating
What did he mean by this?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

>PirateSoftware
>Is against pirating
What did he mean by this?

He wants people to find his stuff when they Google "how to pirate software" and yes I'm being serious

 

[canalCrab]

There was a 400+ post thread there on on how SKG is a astro turfed campaign being shilled on /v/ the other day. There is definitely smaller threads here or there, but the general consensus all over the board is very much anti-Ross/SKG. Be it contrarianism or something else is another matter.

Don't most of the pro skg threads get shitted up by CP?

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

maldcodejesusseethe-c.mp4

This faggot makes me so mad, holy shit.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

Actually went to check how many people are playing it right now


Lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if the 1 person in-game was mald himself having it open in the background

 

[Unimaginative Username]

There are no disaster recovery plans.
There are no dev/staging environments.
Everything pushed to prod.
There is no testing.
There are no rollbacks.
Every commit is a brush with bankruptcy.

idk, maybe a little extra planning would help. Wasn't Pirate all about making design documents?

To be fair, I'm pretty sure this is how Bethesda handles its games.

I always wonder why does he look like he’s going to become a tranny?

Because he appears to have had all his facial hair removed (streams for 12 hours a day without a hint of stubble, etc.), which gives him a disgustingly androgynous look.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

MALD. I'm waiting for the swatting records.
You limp dick ferret fucker

 

[Nigger Caviar]

https://spotcrime.com/crime/262979760-1ced3550c958e9b28955f1f1066d5b2d

My request was updated showing that there is a case number and @The ATF Disliked That dmed me this link.

This basically confirms the swatting did happen, but I do not yet have a complete report. If I get my hands on it, I will post it.

 

[Roachbound]

6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
maldcodejesusseethe-c.mp4

Interesting, today is one of the only days where he purposefully chose not to have twitch record the vod, meaning the moment where he asks his viewers to chathop and brigade doesn't get clipped, nor does the link he put in chat get saved.

Very sneaky setup there.

 

[Glowie]

huh?
i saw nothing but shitting on him (although through proxy).
the jannies there are sure support maldy though thats seems to be the truth.

Jannies are much like their Reddit relatives: trooned out pro corpo shills hence their astroturfing against SKG, 4chan went full Reddit decades ago in order to be advertiser/host friendly. Last time I was on Clover was 2009, I thought /v/ was bad, I was oblivious to Goobergate until people started shoving down it my throat, I was too busy. My oldfag friends were pretty much doing same as me, playing Vidya games and watching everything go to like 8ch/8kun.
The same shill threads, astroturfing hasn't changed it's gotten worse thanks to Jannies who feed terminally online /r9k/ crowd.

Just throwing my hat in the anti SKG fags are corporate/consoomer plants enabled by tranny Jannies.

Who else hates freedom more than those who just want your wallet?

 

[canalCrab]

Interesting, today is one of the only days where he purposefully chose not to have twitch record the vod, meaning the moment where he asks his viewers to chathop and brigade doesn't get clipped, nor does the link he put in chat get saved.

Very sneaky setup there.

I wouldnt be surprised if he just chose to no longer save any vods.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

There is apparently people solving his bizarre, obtuse arg. I've never met any but there's a wiki page dedicated to it that someone showed me a few hundred pages ago.

From what I've seen, it's much more cookie-cutter than bizarre or obtuse.
He'll defer to this group of COOL ARG SOLVERZ!1 and that it's because of them that he has made a lot of the technical decisions regarding his stupid code.

It's like a child making up a non-existent group of friends to appear cooler to his real group of friends.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

https://spotcrime.com/crime/262979760-1ced3550c958e9b28955f1f1066d5b2d

My request was updated showing that there is a case number and @The ATF Disliked That dmed me this link.

This basically confirms the swatting did happen, but I do not yet have a complete report. If I get my hands on it, I will post it.

do i understand correctly that the crime reported was "obstructing"?
as if parking you car in the middle of the road?
if so thats weak sauce they wouldn't even need to knock on his door to understand that its fake

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

https://spotcrime.com/crime/262979760-1ced3550c958e9b28955f1f1066d5b2d

My request was updated showing that there is a case number and @The ATF Disliked That dmed me this link.

This basically confirms the swatting did happen, but I do not yet have a complete report. If I get my hands on it, I will post it.

@TrainWreckWatcher was the first who found this site, I just happened to double check and I knew you had the records request out. So we'll wait and see.

do i understand correctly that the crime reported was "obstructing"?
as if parking you car in the middle of the road?
if so thats weak sauce they wouldn't even need to knock on his door to understand that its fake

We don't know. It says False Statement to the Police. Which means that a fake call possibly came in. So this seems to be aligning with Mald's story. It's also a matter did they come guns blazing, or did they just knock on the door?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Don't most of the pro skg threads get shitted up by CP?

I think that's just /v/ and modern 4chan in general.
Pedophiles being on the side of corporate cuckery isn't surprising, however.