💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[no ragrets]

He is unironically confined to a mattress in a basement. He doesn't even know what season it is. It makes no difference to him what the weather is like. He recently posted that all a person has to do to stop feeling depressed is touch grass occasionally, and he's being literal because every few days his wife allows him to get some sunshine and fresh air outside.
I am posting his actual life it's not a bit.

Yeah it must be really bad for him, because the term touch grass is so cringe and anyone unironically using it is insane. You mean your life, outside of your phone and the internet? Going outside and interacting with people is so strange to you, you need to make up a term for it?

And this is kind of fascinating, because who does he think he will "touch grass" with? He was doing that before, he had friends. Max, Ethan, his childhood buddies he did videos with, other people he collabed with that he also cut contact with (Ethan mentioned a lot of their mutual friends reached out to him to let him know Ian dropped them off out of nowhere).

He threw all his actual friends under the bus, hoping he could rebrand as a Hasan orbiter, probably end up on his friends podcast as well, only to end up being invited over when shit goes down with Ethan Klein and then discarded.

Ironically, he is now the basement dwelling incel he accused his fans of being. It's so bad, he considers "touching grass" to be this groundbreaking event. None of the streamers who spend 12 hours streaming every day and are very much involved in online drama would ever use that term lmao.

 

[Piss Jugman]

And this is kind of fascinating, because who does he think he will "touch grass" with?

I got a feeling he'll be going outside alone a lot, just to escape Anisa and psycho-mom for a few sweet minutes. The real question though is what is he going to do once the winter rolls around and cabin fever sets in? If I were him I'd just walk out into the icy expanse atp

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I got a feeling he'll be going outside alone a lot, just to escape Anisa and psycho-mom for a few sweet minutes. The real question though is what is he going to do once the winter rolls around and cabin fever sets in? If I were him I'd just walk out into the icy expanse atp

Make an igloo, and camp outside?

 

[Charnel Ground]

I got a feeling he'll be going outside alone a lot, just to escape Anisa and psycho-mom for a few sweet minutes. The real question though is what is he going to do once the winter rolls around and cabin fever sets in? If I were him I'd just walk out into the icy expanse atp

"IiiiiiiiiDuuuuuubbbbbbzzzz!" it called. "IiiiiiiiiDuuuuuubbbbbbzzzz!" "I must be losing my mind," Anisa thought. But Idubbbz had gotten up from his computer. He was huddled in a corner of the basement, his head buried in his arms. "What's this all about?" Anisa asked. "It's nothing," Idubbbz said. But the wind continued to call to him. And Idubbbz became more tense and more restless. "IiiiiiiiiDuuuuuubbbbbbzzzz!" it called. "IiiiiiiiiDuuuuuubbbbbbzzzz!"

Suddenly, he jumped to his feet, and he began to run from Maureen's house. But Anisa grabbed him and wrestled him to the ground. "You can't leave me here," Anisa shouted. Then the wind called again, and Idubbbz broke loose and ran into the darkness. Anisa could hear him screaming as he went. Again and again he cried, "oh, my fiery feet, my burning feet of fire..." Then his voice faded away, and the wind died down.

 

[crb]

That's not true, he has Anisa AND Maureen now!

 

[timothydexter]

Anisa didn’t like that people were laughing at the future NY mayor - indian ugandan muslim - eating with his hands - so she RT'd this slop from an OF girl.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Anisa didn’t like that people were laughing at the future NY mayor - indian ugandan muslim - eating with his hands - so she RT'd this slop from an OF girl.

Why yes i do eat my hotdogs with forks and knives, pinky finger up and raised eyebrow, uncouth savages just cannot and will never understand it.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

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That is the worst promo I think I've ever seen. 90 seconds of chat replays, whiteboard sperging, day drinking and driving her shitty 20 year old Lexus convertible around before the boxing event is revealed apropo of nothing. It's like she didn't even care enough to make an actual promo and cut that together with unrelated footage she already had. Then tie it together with the wrong place on the poster and her openly sayinng she didn't care enough to fix it, and it's a perfect representation of the amount of effort that has already gone onto this event.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Sam Hyde throws it all away to personally Chris Benoit the Jomhas and then goes to prison forever

Not if I'm on the jury.

 

[Mac Monster]

Bringing in another obscure no-name whore still doesn't convince me that CC3 is still happening. The Hollywood Palladium, where it's supposedly going to take place, still doesn't have it listed on their website.

 

[Godmode]

That is the worst promo I think I've ever seen. 90 seconds of chat replays, whiteboard sperging, day drinking and driving her shitty 20 year old Lexus convertible around before the boxing event is revealed apropo of nothing. It's like she didn't even care enough to make an actual promo and cut that together with unrelated footage she already had. Then tie it together with the wrong place on the poster and her openly sayinng she didn't care enough to fix it, and it's a perfect representation of the amount of effort that has already gone onto this event.

She's a filthy whore, but she put more effort in her video than the Jomhas did promoting CC3.

 

[Machine made Horrors]

She was too lazy to change it

She changed the date though. So she edited the logo to change the date but not the location?

 

[newport100s]

For some reason this thought popped in my head. I was thinking about how hard would it be for Ian to rebuild his life if he just got divorced. I feel like anisa would make it a nightmare for him. And then another thought occurred to me, I remembered David Foley, an actor who basically had to flee Canada because the alimony laws there are crazy. When his wife divorced him, he had just been in a movie, making like 60 grand a month, of course as a small time actor that's not always the case. The courts ordered him to pay her 30 grand a month for the rest of his life to sustain her "standard of living before the divorce" and if he was short on a payment, he went to jail for two months, not able to make money, and accruing two more months of owed alimony. Which essentially would have landed him a life sentence in Canada as he was no longer making that kind of money.

So I asked Chatgpt if an American married to a Canadian can be subjected to Canadian alimony laws if they divorce in Canada.

"
Yes, Canadian alimony laws (known as "spousal support") can apply if you move to Canada and get divorced there, even if the marriage originally took place in the United States.

"

That's not good.

 

[poopshoes]

For some reason this thought popped in my head. I was thinking about how hard would it be for Ian to rebuild his life if he just got divorced. I feel like anisa would make it a nightmare for him. And then another thought occurred to me, I remembered David Foley, an actor who basically had to flee Canada because the alimony laws there are crazy. When his wife divorced him, he had just been in a movie, making like 60 grand a month, of course as a small time actor that's not always the case. The courts ordered him to pay her 30 grand a month for the rest of his life to sustain her "standard of living before the divorce" and if he was short on a payment, he went to jail for two months, not able to make money, and accruing two more months of owed alimony. Which essentially would have landed him a life sentence in Canada as he was no longer making that kind of money.

So I asked Chatgpt if an American married to a Canadian can be subjected to Canadian alimony laws if they divorce in Canada.

"
Yes, Canadian alimony laws (known as "spousal support") can apply if you move to Canada and get divorced there, even if the marriage originally took place in the United States.

"

That's not good.

I never watched anisa's husband back in the day so I have absolutely no personal ill will towards him or any sort of exposure to him besides when the sam hyde documentary dropped and all the ensuing shit that's happened since but I am enthusiastically waiting for the day he gets divorce raped and it will end up like a bootleg amber heard vs johnny depp trial with way more insane shit being put out there.

 

[Achimadriel]

He'll be in a living nightmare. The everpresent dark and cold of a Canadian winter will make it even worse.

I dont not feel bad for him what so ever.
I have personally seen what it looks like for a man to give up every dignity he have and turn it over to a woman who have no respect for him. Ian is literally soul-tied with anisa. He is at a point of no return. He will continue to live in that reality and he is okay with it becuase thats the only thing he knows now. He sacrificed his friends, family, everyone he knows and love for one and most importantly he sacrificed himself for anisa. He does just love anisa. He literally idolize her. Anisa isnt his wife. Its his life.

No one will convince Ian that this is horrible
Ian will not be able to see it. And even if he does he is just used to it. And im not joking when i say it will have to take God to be the one to sever that dynamic. Becuase i never seen anyone who goes this route and humble themselves. And divorce.

If there is a divorce. Theyll get back together.if there is a break away. Itll end with them together. Ive seen this over and over. Men are so stubborn to what they believe is true. Men will rather die on the hill they are on than change. The only way for them to change is a divine intervention. They need to see that. Regardless Ian is literally bound to anisa.

 

[Swamp Hag]

Has anyone found the tattoo artist/hair stylist she has a crush on in Edmonton yet that caused this move? Because I can't really see why else Anisa would make them do this

 

[newport100s]

I dont not feel bad for him what so ever.
I have personally seen what it looks like for a man to give up every dignity he have and turn it over to a woman who have no respect for him. Ian is literally soul-tied with anisa. He is at a point of no return. He will continue to live in that reality and he is okay with it becuase thats the only thing he knows now. He sacrificed his friends, family, everyone he knows and love for one and most importantly he sacrificed himself for anisa. He does just love anisa. He literally idolize her. Anisa isnt his wife. Its his life.

No one will convince Ian that this is horrible
Ian will not be able to see it. And even if he does he is just used to it. And im not joking when i say it will have to take God to be the one to sever that dynamic. Becuase i never seen anyone who goes this route and humble themselves. And divorce.

If there is a divorce. Theyll get back together.if there is a break away. Itll end with them together. Ive seen this over and over. Men are so stubborn to what they believe is true. Men will rather die on the hill they are on than change. The only way for them to change is a divine intervention. They need to see that. Regardless Ian is literally bound to anisa.

Latest photo of them from Canada.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

How many times has Anisa-and-I mentioned “touching grass” at this point?

That is really the only insult she and the rest of her group can really say anymore. Her friend Lyssa mercunt and her simps are also fond of saying it. From NIGGER FAGGOT to touch grass. Even their shit talk has gone downhill in to SSRI zombie talk.

 

[SweatyGunt]

I wonder if ian is going to give up the breadtube grift attempt and just get back into full time random trash like his cheeseits review or the stupid monkey ball video

He must be so stressed with how fucked his finances are and how much people at most will toss him a hate watch at this stage minus maybe a few hundred shark brained faggots

I think if he nailed anisa to a cross on twitch he could probably bankroll 10 years of cost of living in Canada with the primes but alas, forever cucked

 

[stupid frog]

He recently posted that all a person has to do to stop feeling depressed is touch grass occasionally

He knows there's no grass in the winter, right?