💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ChromaQuack]

So how did delaying that gratification work out in the end? I'm sure he delivered video evidence of Nick piledriving his son through an entire building alla DBZ and showed a USB drive that says "bodycam footage" right?

right?

 

[Shagedan]

A near hour and a half of reading donos and pointless riffing, followed by badly sourced gossip and a Mersh segment. Tell me again why Gabe didn’t just go to the Casino?

 

[porkWellington]

Guys you fell for one stupid thing that means Nick was right about everything all along rules are rules

 

[NotreallyPutin]

What are you talking about? She’s flat as a board, front and back.

She has a little bit of tummy, it's not completely flat. It's like a fleshy hump right above he pelvis. I like girls that are model/ballerina thin.

Most of my girlfriends have been contemporary dancers or ballerinas. High degrees of narcissism but great sex.

 

[PrestonHolt]

A near hour and a half of reading donos and pointless riffing, followed by badly sourced gossip and a Mersh segment. Tell me again why Gabe didn’t just go to the Casino?

The same reason legal dicksuker didn't had him on, they didn't wanted to do "rakieta recap", after saying he have something that noone knew, a credible legal stuff, if he told them In DMs what we seen on kiki, they probably laughed him off.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

It was really a make it or break it moment for Keanu Thompson and I found her way, way more annoying than Gabe Hoffman just recapping everything and dangling the allegations for 4 hours. Indeed, I felt the urge to chokeslam and drive something through glass walls.

At least Gabe gave me a recap. Keanu interrupted constantly with things I don't care like her opinions, treating it like a conversation instead of an interview.

She has no idea how to read out superchats and the dead air where she hums like a bimbo while skimming through the superchats and deciding what to read and not shouting out the person sending the money is infuriating and surprising considering that she supposedly had years of experience doing this.

There was one part where she just displays screenshots describing a torture rape cartoon featuring teenagers and saying nothing expecting the audience to silent read the screenshot and not considering that some are listening, not watching the interview.

She blew this opportunity for clout hard just like how she blew figuratively and literally in her Onlyfans stint. It was such a waste.

The value of the Kikibuck will never recover from this.

 

[SigmaBalls]

The same reason legal dicksuker didn't had him on, they didn't wanted to do "rakieta recap", after saying he have something that noone knew, a credible legal stuff, if he told them In DMs what we seen on kiki, they probably laughed him off.

Y'know this just got me thinking, that may honestly be why he ended up on her show. Everyone else just laughed him off in DM's and that was it.
At worst, Gabe has some over-inflated self worth, otherwise he seems harmless enough (please don't fuck with my checking account Gabe we love jews here!)
Now the real thing here i figured out through this thread, is Keanu seems to *think* she's a bimbo. Like, the "cute ditsy blonde who's a little slow in the mind" kind of bimbo, which is fucking pathetic and insufferable. Someone here pointed out how she makes her little "bimbo noises" when she's "trying to work" in the stream, her only way to fill the dead air in the stream is with the dead air going on between her ears. They mirror each other with these distorted self-perceptions, and probably why it only took 30 minutes of streaming together to hate each other for good.
I completely regret the grains of goodwill i gave her going into this. Fuck you Nick for subjecting me to her existence.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

They're both absolute jokes. I'm not sure how you could start out with such perfect material and then make Nick look like the good guy. He isn't, obviously, but these two clowns utterly ruined their opportunity. FUCK both of you idiots.

"Serves you right, you trusted a jew!"
- old American proverb.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Y'all upset at Gabe just don't underatand the Hebrew magic at hand.

Think of the unbridled seethe coursing through Balldo's nitrous fueled brain as a SHORT WEIRD JEWISH NERD says that something he did was wrong to Keanu, a woman he can't shut up. His two least favorite things, judgy prude nerds and loud women, coming together to say his least favorite thing "Nick, you are wrong" and on top of that we know how much "Nick Masterson" can't stand people having morals around him, so having Gabe and Keanu be like, "guys it's wrong to do drugs and hurt kids" leads to him sperging out and making himself look worse by trying to downplay his drug use around his kids.

This is Jewish trickery at it's finest, shalom.

 

[Father Balldo]

Guys you fell for one stupid thing that means Nick was right about everything all along rules are rules

Yep. Time to lock the thread....

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Time for us to commit a mass account deletion. We can never recover from this.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe appears to have just called Keanu a "retard".

Not surprising, he was getting really mad at her towards the end

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Gabe appears to have just called Keanu a "retard".

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He was referring to Nick's comment about a Jew and a retard fellating etc. etc.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Y'all upset at Gabe just don't underatand the Hebrew magic at hand.

Think of the unbridled seethe coursing through Balldo's nitrous fueled brain as a SHORT WEIRD JEWISH NERD says that something he did was wrong to Keanu, a woman he can't shut up. His two least favorite things, judgy prude nerds and loud women, coming together to say his least favorite thing "Nick, you are wrong" and on top of that we know how much "Nick Masterson" can't stand people having morals around him, so having Gabe and Keanu be like, "guys it's wrong to do drugs and hurt kids" leads to him sperging out and making himself look worse by trying to downplay his drug use around his kids.

This is Jewish trickery at it's finest, shalom.

On top of this they got Rekieta to watch the stream and be in chat.

Imagine being Nick forced to watch a livestream of a tiny Jew who's richer than you talking about how evil you are to some whore lmao

I'd probably be pissed if I had watched live too, but in hindsight, Nitrous Nick huffing his gas and screaming at his computer as fucking tiny Jew Gabe is like "he did drugs AND drank and that is not kosher" while Keanu struggles to remember to breathe is hilarious to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Time for us to commit a mass account deletion. We can never recover from this.

 

[Vibralldo]

It was really a make it or break it moment for Keanu Thompson and I found her way, way more annoying than Gabe Hoffman just recapping everything and dangling the allegations for 4 hours. Indeed, I felt the urge to chokeslam and drive something through glass walls.

At least Gabe gave me a recap. Keanu interrupted constantly with things I don't care like her opinions, treating it like a conversation instead of an interview.

She has no idea how to read out superchats and the dead air where she hums like a bimbo while skimming through the superchats and deciding what to read and not shouting out the person sending the money is infuriating and surprising considering that she supposedly had years of experience doing this.

There was one part where she just displays screenshots describing a torture rape cartoon featuring teenagers and saying nothing expecting the audience to silent read the screenshot and not considering that some are listening, not watching the interview.

She blew this opportunity for clout hard just like how she blew figuratively and literally in her Onlyfans stint. It was such a waste.

She comes across like a retarded child, always doing silly voices.

She reminds me of Nurse Bendy from Moral Orel, the retarded school nurse that's mentally stuck as a child because she keeps getting raped constantly.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

If the Stream had been half an hour to an hour long then it would have been a passable stream, the material wasn't worth even that probably since Nick "got ahead of it", some of it at least, but it would have been received much better than Keanu's 5 hour bore fest. This wasn't in any way a win for Nick but it fucking feels like one, we learnt he was likely a domestic abuser of his son and wife which seems in character for him, and that's more dirt we have on Nick than we had before.

 

[Zab McMann]

What we got last night:

--a three hour explainer of what lolcows are and how Nick's one
--old clips of Nick being a creep/degenerate
--Keanu being a disappointment
--Gabe misunderstanding why Nick loves showing people Redo of Healer (horrific actions to shock/disgust people rather than enjoying the content of the show itself)
--a separate stream where @FROG shows the tripod picture that has Nick look like an emo Pee Wee Herman
--Nick trying to get out ahead of the stream by admitting to physical abuse of one of his sons
--Keanu vs Gabe due to the stream imploding

The main reveals where outside the stream, and Gabe wasted everyone's time on what could've been either a 2.5 hour solo stream or a long Twitter post with links. The only good thing is that no one walked away with a W even though one was there if Keanu wasn't being a dumb whore.

What a day for the kino gods to take away Keanu's felting power.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Just in case Gabe Hoffman, or anyone else, decided to take this shitshow down, I archived it.


The archive on Rumble.

 

[Vibralldo]

(horrific actions to shock/disgust people rather than enjoying the content of the show itself)

I think it's both Nick enjoying the content and wanting to disgust people

He's stated multiple times that he identifies with the main character using time powers to revenge rape women who wronged him and that "this would be what every man would do" with time control powers. It doesn't help that Nick's shown to be the most unhinged when women "wrong" him