💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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There was in fact a black litpstick sized bullet filled with cocaine right on the minifridge on top of two credit cards that belonged to april with two snort tubes and right next to a bottle of medication belonging to Celeste.

 

[Neetness]

Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

Probably one of the kids.

 

[Harm]

I can't wait for the bombshell in 6 hours where we learn that Nick Rekieta was catfished.

 

[Dick Pooman]

So, is this all a stream about how Gabe just learned the lore?

I'd imagine this has the same gravitas to tonight's viewership as someone unironically telling another person that the Titanic sank two years after it happened.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I get what Gabe is trying to do. He has the revelation, but he wants to add weight to it by showing that Nick has consistently showed himself to be capable of it..

The issue is he chose Keanu based on her performance on Melton's show. The Keanu now is the real one. It takes her forever to get to the point and Gabe himself had an epic storyline.

 

[TherapyMan]

On the one hand, no real Balldo news strikes me a mildly disappointing.

On the other, the dozens of pages of seethe from the people who had to endure Keanu's livestream is mildly funny.

I'd say we're about net neutral here.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

Aaron, we are severely disappointed in the stream with gabe. Whats keanu's contact to do a interview about my parodies and nick acknowledge the trolli question during the coke stream, But you gotta answer this question

DO YOU LIKE MY PARODIES?

 

[World in Scarlet]

 

[RotPockets]

Icky Sticky Nicky craves Goo.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

"you want more blow when you watch my little pony? then take the fucking photo, you little cunt!"

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Edit: Ninja'd by @World in Scarlet

 

[Vibralldo]

There was in fact a black litpstick sized bullet filled with cocaine right on the minifridge on top of two credit cards that belonged to april with two snort tubes and right next to a bottle of medication belonging to Celeste.

Sorry, Scandinavian prude, that's not technically "all over"

That cocaine was in a container! You lose again!

 

[ChromaQuack]

I can't wait for the bombshell in 6 hours where we learn that Nick Rekieta was catfished.

Did you know he recommended a lawyer to some anime voice actor and the guy fumbled a vital filing causing him to lose the case?

 

[Seafarer]

The first thing I ever saw about Keanu was that clip on KC where PPP said she was too dumb to understand she's being insulted.

I thought that was just PPP exaggerating for comedic effect.

Holy shit, she really is that dumb. This is the most vapid sektur adjacent host ever, WTF is wrong with her?

Even Gabe looks like he's holding back from shouting at her half the time, LOL.

What a terrible choice, rare Rekieta W.

I feel like him selecting Keanu for this instead of Kino Casino, Null, or even just doing a solo stream is because he thought Keanu being involved would make Nick crash out harder like he did on that livestream. I guess he sort of accomplished that but she’s so terrible as a host it’s tanking the livestream, and Nick would crash out no matter who was involved in disseminating the info. He forgot the magic of that livestream is that Rekieta actually had to directly interact with Keanu.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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Tune in 3 weeks from now when Gabe finds out who MintSalad is.

 

[Lokenstien]

These people really need to learn from @MNPublicRecords and start either dropping facts or shutting up.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

Tripod.

 

[Harm]

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Oof, they couldn't afford the full $20 to have him read it then and there.

Did you know he recommended a lawyer to some anime voice actor and the guy fumbled a vital filing causing him to lose the case?

Dude, can we setup a livestream with Moist Cr1tikal to go over these new revelations? Then we'll settle for Anisa Jomha instead.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

PigPigPig and Tardski are wiping their fat foreheads now.
"Bullet dodged..."

WOAHHHHH BUDDDY!

ITS A -
WHOLE
BUNCH
OF
NOTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(slams triangle bell)

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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This genuinely looks like an album cover to a shitty pop punk album that came out in the early 2010s.