💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[FuhrerShredder]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

You're a faggot but got damn everyone else around is like 100x the faggot you are. Go back to radio and leave these dabbleverse faggots behind.

 

[AltisticRight]

PigPigPig and Tardski are wiping their fat foreheads now.
"Bullet dodged..."

 

[Zab McMann]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

That's better than what I do. Lowest I've ever done was a 106.

I'm bad at golf.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Why are we still here? Just to suffah?

Yes. It’s funnier though that Gabe had nothing and Nick seethed and revealed he chokeslammed his son.

 

[Calories]

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

It's become almost this meme now where Gabe and Keanu are in the corner smug about their stream, and the crowd is focused on Nick in the chat instead ignoring them.
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Ignoring Nick is the only smart thing either of these two have done.

 

[Schpoots]

If nick chokeslams keanu next ill pretend not to notice he chokeslams his kids

 

[Penguin Soldier]

It's about Nick killing the skunk

0:02

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Why are we still here? Just to suffah?

FUCK YEAAAAHHHH

 

[Maker's Mark]

Now I know why this is on Keanu's stream and not the Casino. PPP and Andy would have turned on Gabe.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe thought Keanu actually cared about any of these questionable behavior patterns and wasn't just in this for clout. I got a pretty good laugh when she started in to a panic unsure what to say about the multiple content creators she wants to continue collabing with. Was it worth 3 hours of my life? Not at all, but I'll take any W i can at this point

It's telling when the best part of the Nick exposed stream is Gabe pressing Keanu the whore on sweeping for Coomalot

Gabe's starting just talking over Keanu, lol

 

[FuhrerShredder]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Kayla you are a horrible mother. Be ashamed of yourself for making your kids one day seeing that photo with the group crack whore.

 

[Seafarer]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Nick will try to make this into some sort of Alpha Male own despite somehow making a picture of being kissed by two women incredibly faggy.

 

[Harm]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Those shorts with those legs is the bravest thing Nick has ever done.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Gabe got Nick to self report and all he had to do was tard wrangle Keanu for 4 hours, knowing full well Rekieta would watch every second while doing rage whippets. A W before it even began, but holy fuck it's painful, lol.

Suffah Farms.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Gabe dropping years-old canon on Keanu's stream:

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

That's better than what I do. Lowest I've ever done was a 106.

I'm bad at golf.

Just don't count your drops and take all the mulligans you want and you'll get down into the 90s like I am.

Golf smarter, not harder.

 

[Vibralldo]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

 

[Telemeter]

The first thing I ever saw about Keanu was that clip on KC where PPP said she is too dumb to understand she's being insulted.

I thought that was just PPP exaggerating for comedic effect.

Holy shit, she really is that dumb. This is the most vapid sektur adjacent host ever, WTF is wrong with her?

Even Gabe looks like he's holding back from shouting at her half the time, LOL.

What a terrible choice, rare Rekieta W.

Gabe: "Open the link I sent you"
Keanu: "DURRRR"
Gabe: "You know what, forget it, it's out there, i'll just describe it"

LOL, this has happened like 20 times already.