💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Ambient Occlusion]

The game being set in Japan makes me think that was his idea too. The ultimate ideas guy. The next Hideo Kojima.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

My understanding is teaching English in Japan basically pays jack even by Japanese standards and especially by US standards. Which is why the industry constantly churns through college students and young people who just want to live in Japan for a bit. The only way to make a livable salary is to basically run the business yourself and get clients, which an autistic sperg is never gonna be able to do.

The fact is salaries for English teachers haven't changed since the 90's. Back then 250,000 yen a month was decent. It's still the same salary today or less.

Reminder that Chibi didn't even know the difference between the = and == operators and had to beg his discord to solve his remote final exam for him

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HOW?

How do you not understand the difference between these? One assigns a value and the other is a Boolean operator. I knew the man was a retard but... this is just beyond retarded.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

it’s just an Unreal Engine monstrosity with assets smashed together

I can also see him using visual scripting (blueprints) instead of C++, which makes it even more pathetic.

 

[vanta pilled]

I can also see him using visual scripting (blueprints) instead of C++, which makes it even more pathetic.

If I recall correctly, Chibi's one programming class was in C#, so I wonder why they went with Unreal Engine (C++) instead of Unity (C#)?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

If I recall correctly, Chibi's one programming class was in C#, so I wonder why they went with Unreal Engine (C++) instead of Unity (C#)?

It's honestly just speculation that it was Unreal Engine, this could easily be Unity.

 

[vanta pilled]

It's honestly just speculation that it was Unreal Engine, this could easily be Unity.

On the game's itch.io page it has an Unreal Engine tag, but I couldn't find any other mention on the page.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

On the game's itch.io page it has an Unreal Engine tag, but I couldn't find any other mention on the page.

In that case, he could've used Unreal Engine because Blueprints are a lot easier to fuck around with and slap something together with minimal effort. Unreal Engine also comes with a pretty fully-featured character controller straight out of the box, and a lot of high quality assets freely available.

 

[Inkling Boy]

https://www.twitch.tv/shinaquaphoenix

He's live

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

The fake enthusiasm and the awful voice acting for EVERY FUCKING NPC.

i want to die

 

[Looney Troons]

If I recall correctly, Chibi's one programming class was in C#, so I wonder why they went with Unreal Engine (C++) instead of Unity (C#)?

I am fully convinced that Full Sail and any other “trade school” like it are total scams. ITT Tech was discovered to be a huge scam some years ago, and I have no idea how Full Sail, etc. haven’t come under any scrutiny. If you’re paying tens of thousands of dollars to any institution, you better have more than whatever the fuck Chibi designed to show for it.

Tangentially related, I’ve been seeing these ads for some “Boot (dot) Dev” service which is supposed to gamify the process of learning Python. This is fine, but they also have a little animation about how much money you could potentially be making after finishing their little gay, proctored courses. Totally misleading. Wouldn’t be surprised if Chibi signed up for a service like that. If you’re not actively applying the knowledge you learn, you begin to forget it.

I’ll give him some credit though, you don’t see him flaunting these nonexistent skills too openly, and development clearly isn’t his focus for employment opportunities. Thank God.

Spoiler: career sperging

I have interviewed so many Chibi’s since I was put into a management position back in 2019. Absolutely clueless and without skill, but they have a piece of paper that says they completed a course. Most talent acquisition and HR personnel still see a college degree as the end all be all for technical roles, but that paradigm is beginning to change. People like Adam will still get hired places due to poor vetting processes, but some development positions are requiring their applicants to share their GitHub repositories, if they have one. Not sure how I feel about this, truthfully, especially with all of the LLM generated slop that has made its way everywhere.

Out of honesty, I don’t even advertise that I earned my OSCP on resumes anymore since it has been several years since I’ve utilized any of that knowledge. Anyone and their mom can get a CISSP which I view as worthless (and gay as fuck to maintain). It should be all about experience. Adam has customer service experience. Maybe his next job will be something that bridges the gap between sales and needing rudimentary knowledge of the Japanese language? Don’t really know, but he’s fat and sucks at life so it’s going to be funny.

 

[aochan]

Holy shit I found his graduration video. He jumped on the stage like a full blown tard LMAO.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dTjegsIXkhE:2010

Spoiler: Bonus pics

Wyświetl załącznik 7434275Wyświetl załącznik 7434276Wyświetl załącznik 7434277Wyświetl załącznik 7434280

he's at 33:31

 

[Peko]

he's at 33:31

What can I say, I like that jump

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

For those who did not watch the above video, it took him 90 seconds to fall through the bottom of the map and into an infinite void.

0:18

My personal best is 6 seconds.

 

[Looney Troons]

Are we gonna start up at Any% speedrun leaderboard for this awful game?

 

[BeffJezos]

I don't think Chibi realizes how oversaturated the Japanese ESL market is. So many weebs wanna move to Japan and get a Japanese wife that I wouldn't attempt to live in Japan on an ESL budget. If he isn't totally financially retarded, Adam will be able to save maybe $150/month. That's if he primarily cooks at home, rarely goes out, and doesn't buy dumb shit.

Imagine being a serious student and this fucker walks into your classroom. Would you take him seriously? Would you be motivated to learn English from him, while he's attempting to work Japanese slang into his lessons?

Adam could get hired and work a job, purely because he has a degree, but it's definitely not an ESL job 95% of expat English teachers in Japan would even consider.

E: fixed typos, clarity

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Spoiler: Bonus pics

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Are we gonna start up at Any% speedrun leaderboard for this awful game?

We should ask trooned out Caveman to do it!

0:11

 

[Marche]

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Reminder that Chibi didn't even know the difference between the = and == operators and had to beg his discord to solve his remote final exam for him

This is unbelievable. I'm not calling you a liar, I just cannot believe Chibi was able to complete a course (even a scam one) without understanding something so foundational to coding. I wish we had access to a Github or some other code repository so we could see what sort of shit he was writing.

I'd expect to see a lot of if:else chains going 20 layers deep; the kind of shit even Yandere Dev would cringe at.

 

[demicolon]

America is a magical place where you can get college scholarship without being able to read and most programmers applying for a job couldn't fizzbuzz their way out of a job interview. Chibi paid for a degree and that's it, all he had to do was show up for courses and have a pulse.