💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Real Abyss]

Managed to find the game Chibi worked on as part of his senior project at Full Sail. It uses UE5 and is barely playable.
https://teamhayabusa.itch.io/hayabusa-force-of-the-wind

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Everything in that second screenshot is hilarious. The wall of text for keybinds (game design 101 says you should do that), the amount of UI clutter and mismatched icons in every corner of the screen, randomly outlining some text but not other parts, not to mention the hideous graphic design Just look at that floor texture stretching across the entire screen

I wanted to upload it to the farms but the game is fucking 600mb zipped and over 800mb when extracted

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Managed to find the game Chibi worked on as part of his senior project at Full Sail. It uses UE5 and is barely playable.
https://teamhayabusa.itch.io/hayabusa-force-of-the-wind

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Now compare it to Happy Wheels.

A FLASH GAME FROM 15 YEARS AGO!

Now to QWOP that is even older.

I mean, I know it's basically "just show us something resembling a game to get your fucking diploma so we won't get sued", but people made way more impressive stuff in their free time over a decade ago and this gamedesign abortion implies that they now can enter industry? Yeah, definitely. Fast food industry!

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

I've done a full archive of chibi's discord, it is attached below

also i don't know if all these images are archived here so i'm just going to dump them here just incase.

Spoiler: Chibi Discord Images

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Everything in that second screenshot is hilarious. The wall of text for keybinds (game design 101 says you should do that), the amount of UI clutter and mismatched icons in every corner of the screen, randomly outlining some text but not other parts, not to mention the hideous graphic design Just look at that floor texture stretching across the entire screen

I wanted to upload it to the farms but the game is fucking 600mb zipped and over 800mb when extracted

I love when I have shit in the foreground that blocks my ability to see my character.

 

[Double Taps]

So selling life insurance is somehow better than the AT&T job, Chibi seems like he really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, He gets a degree he doesn't use, he wants to teach English in a foreign country then swap to tourism in a place he has visited a handful of times. What's his end game?

I don't know shit about Japan but dont you need to have the credentials for teaching? Not sure self taught Japanese for 4-5 hours a day is the ticket for a work visa there.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The dumb fuck actually did it. He successfully killed his golden goose for his delusional dream. He's so fucked if the Japan saga fails.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Managed to find the game Chibi worked on as part of his senior project at Full Sail. It uses UE5 and is barely playable.
https://teamhayabusa.itch.io/hayabusa-force-of-the-wind

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Found some gameplay of what looks like an earlier version on youtube. A lot of the assets are still placeholder compared to those screenshots. Is it just me, or is Adam voicing the enemies?

Also, I know UI design is hard, but jesus it looks like what you'd see in flash games 20 years ago. What are they teaching over there.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Managed to find the game Chibi worked on as part of his senior project at Full Sail. It uses UE5 and is barely playable.
https://teamhayabusa.itch.io/hayabusa-force-of-the-wind

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I wasted 15 minutes of my life playing this.

15:15

I don't think i really need to explain why this shit sucks, its evident.

Its kinda pathetic that full sail will accept this as a FINAL PROJECT. First year sure, but final project

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

For those who did not watch the above video, it took him 90 seconds to fall through the bottom of the map and into an infinite void.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What's his end game?

It's extremely difficult to answer this question because Chibi changes his lifelong passion the way most people change their underwear.

Off the top of my head, since CouchGate, his career aspirations have been:
Speedrunner (failed) > Twitch streamer (failed) > content editor (failed) > 3D printer artist (failed) > cosplayer (failed) > game designer (failed) > voice actor (failed) > takoyaki chef (failed) > therapist (failed) > English teacher (TBC)

I'm sure there's a few I've missed but the point is Adam latches onto a dream only to drop it almost immediately after he's not instantly successful at it. The Japan arc has only lasted so long I think because it's not technically started yet.

I don't think i really need to explain why this shit sucks, its evident.

I think this is the first game that's ever given me motion sickness from the floor texture alone. That's some sort of achievement, I'm sure.

 

[winterfag]

2025-06-01 12-15-06.mp4

I knew Full Sail was a scam but goddamn

 

[demicolon]

I like that you can dash into sprint mode in the middle of a jump.

 

[FamicomGorby]

My understanding is teaching English in Japan basically pays jack even by Japanese standards and especially by US standards. Which is why the industry constantly churns through college students and young people who just want to live in Japan for a bit. The only way to make a livable salary is to basically run the business yourself and get clients, which an autistic sperg is never gonna be able to do.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

So selling life insurance is somehow better than the AT&T job, Chibi seems like he really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, He gets a degree he doesn't use, he wants to teach English in a foreign country then swap to tourism in a place he has visited a handful of times. What's his end game?

He wants to be in a position where he can never be told to be quiet again. That and trying to latch onto clients to forge life long friendships!

 

[Marche]

My understanding is teaching English in Japan basically pays jack even by Japanese standards and especially by US standards. Which is why the industry constantly churns through college students and young people who just want to live in Japan for a bit. The only way to make a livable salary is to basically run the business yourself and get clients, which an autistic sperg is never gonna be able to do.

You basically get low cost of living in a rural Japanese area. You wont be hardup for necessary living expenses but not enough to buy all the bing bing wahoo game consoles, donkeykong shirts and onlyfans subs Chibi does.
Also if he is already in debt it will be much harder.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

I like that you can dash into sprint mode in the middle of a jump.

I like that jump!

 

[Looney Troons]

That “game” he “made” is fucking hilarious. I can’t stop laughing. To the majority of us, it’s just an Unreal Engine monstrosity with assets smashed together, but we know this retard was most likely begging his Discord channel for help with this thing. I am pretty sure you could prompt ChatGPT to spit out the bones of a better game using Godot Engine, and then mash assets on top of it.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

It looks like he could almost pass as a human being once upon a time ago. Why did he get so fat?

 

[Big Shot]

Reminder that Chibi didn't even know the difference between the = and == operators and had to beg his discord to solve his remote final exam for him

His "design" work is at best level design. Very most likely he was that guy who does absolutely nothing on a group project except show up at the presentation to get his share of the credit

 

[UsingTheBack4NoBaby]

Reminder that Chibi didn't even know the difference between the = and == operators and had to beg his discord to solve his remote final exam for him

His "design" work is at best level design. Very most likely he was that guy who does absolutely nothing on a group project except show up at the presentation to get his share of the credit

Chibi was most definitely the "ideas guy" annoying everyone with unreasonable, impractical, retarded ideas and pulling double duty as an empath group cheer leader. "Dude I totally know how you feel carrying all the weight, I'm and empath so I feel that too. And honestly? I'm ashamed with how little I've done but my mental health is so bad I just can't help right now."