💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Anyone got a copy of the Bodycam Bingo Card?

 

[Captain Manning]

6 minutes live and already over 3000 for Legal MINDSET!!!!
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More like legal dick sucker!

 

[Sam Losco]

I can't wrap my head around why he keeps using these AI made thumbnails. Is this some kind of new youtuber meta game? Does he know they look like ass and keeps using them ironically? My only guess is that he uses the AI Balldo images because the real Nick looks like the weathered cokehead that he is. It reminds me of frozen meals where they look decent on the box but once you open it up you see how the corn has gotten everywhere and then question the life choices that got you there.

I know he keeps acting like RyantheEditor is still around, but maybe he's actually not so Nick is forced to try and make thumbnails himself.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I wonder why he picked a thumbnail that looks constipated and pissed off.

Like a cop at Denny's, he can't read the menu or the room.
I have no doubt that Nick thinks the thumbnails are hilarious, but what he is actually revealing is that he is a sadboi.
Poor Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I can't wrap my head around why he keeps using these AI made thumbnails. Is this some kind of new youtuber meta game? Does he know they look like ass and keeps using them ironically? My only guess is that he uses the AI Balldo images because the real Nick looks like the weathered cokehead that he is. It reminds me of frozen meals where they look decent on the box but once you open it up you see how the corn has gotten everywhere and then question the life choices that got you there.

Branca has been using them for a while, although he doesn't include himself in them, and they're often mixed with real photos.


I wouldn't be surprised if Branca tuned Nick into it. I'm guessing they're using Adobe's AI slop, but I won't swear to it.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Will the social media expert explain how Meme Copium is racking up more views than the pope of lawtube?

It's the LEGUL MINDSET effect.
LEGUL MINDSET now has more pull than The Raped.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I wouldn't be surprised if Branca tuned Nick into it.

When was the last time Nick brought in on his own something that wasnt drugs or degeneracy, now with that Im 100% willing to belive Branca gave him the idea.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

6 minutes live and already over 3000 viewers for Legal MINDSET!!!!
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He is 3000 subs up since his last stream, and over 250k.

He had 21k viewers peak on his last stream.
I hope someone tells Nick and makes him spazz out.

 

[Strix454]

Organic Chemistry is not my kind of autism, and sitting in on one revision for the classes was enough to confirm that for me.

The material itself is not autistic. Its how its taught almost everywhere that is autistic. Its far easier to learn the material in a practical way than an abstract way.

 

[not william stenchever]

When was the last time Nick brought in on his own something that wasnt drugs or degeneracy, now with that Im 100% willing to belive Branca gave him the idea.

The Balldo probably wasn't even his own idea. A likely candidate is the sex doll guy introducing him to the idea. It would be quite fitting that the defunct sex toy company that has become synonymous with the drunken fuck was not his own discovery but introduced to him by someone else.

The material itself is not autistic. Its how its taught almost everywhere that is autistic. Its far easier to learn the material in a practical way than an abstract way.

The Explosions & Fire guy who does organic chemistry in his shed out back has repeatedly made it clear why he doesn't like sulfur. "If you start seeing yellow you know you've fucked up"

 

[AnOminous]

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Incidentally that Nick Nolte mugshot was after he got a DUI while on GHB, which apparently doesn't show up on some drug tests (not sure about current year). I wonder if Nick has been dabbling in that nasty ass shit. It's very popular among fags (and date rapists) and he could probably get it at Gay '90s.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I know there’s no guarantee that the footage drops today, but it feels like Christmas morning. It’s not every day that you can reasonably expect the Lolcow of the Year to be decided.

 

[Maude Snew]

He's a former lolyer who doesn't know the Sacco & Vanzetti case. What can he hack?

Racoons, skunks, presumably other critters.

The ceiling cats still have him beat on intelligence. They will never leave the room.

Plus his carpet that hasn't been cleaned in what looks like ever has several cultures living in it.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

The Balldo probably wasn't even his own idea. A likely candidate is the sex doll guy introducing him to the idea. It would be quite fitting that the defunct sex toy company that has become synonymous with the drunken fuck was not his own discovery but introduced to him by someone else.

Didn't he get the Balldo from Drexel?

 

[TexOffender]

Didn't he get the Balldo from Drexel?

Yep, he left it at his house...for some reason.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Andrea Burkhart is really pulling in numbers these days.

Meanwhile, over on Nick's channel:

 

[Sam Losco]

Andrea Burkhart is really pulling in numbers these days.
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Meanwhile, over on Nick's channel:
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I've been watching Andrea. She doesn't talk over testimony and provides good legal commentary during breaks.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I've been watching Andrea. She doesn't talk over testimony and provides good legal commentary during breaks.

Aaron eating Nick's goo isn't important to you, eh? You've forgotten the fun aspect of it

 

[not william stenchever]

Plus his carpet that hasn't been cleaned in what looks like ever has several cultures living in it.

The ecosystems of fungi, bacteria, and insects that have developed down there probably have better legal takes and comedic timing as well.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I watched him for some time today. This is pretty much what he does now on his "trial streams".

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