💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Imagine the sheer narc rage. But he can't just flip out and go violently insane. He knows they're watching.

You're on probation, dude.

You're on probation for the next five years.

Suffah, Balldo. You have many months of suffering ahead of you, you dumb motherfucker.
Nick is on probation probation and he is also on Internet probation. Wonder which one is worse...

It has to be pure, agonizing hell.
 
Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.
When I went to college, which admittedly was a long time ago, for a CSIS degree, I had to take some English, some arts/humanities, some sciences, some math, and a few other things. These were general ed requirements. They were in addition to the classes actually related to my major. I don't think Calculus was a requirement, but there was some "100 level" math course.

This was not a first-rate college, but they still had to follow certain accreditation requirements for the degree to be worth anything.

I have a hard time believing Nick's undergrad school did not do something similar. I don't think they let him just take English classes and then handed him a Bachelor's Degree.
 
Nick has no clout to get guests on the show or build a long-lasting product or brand. He never did. A lot of his guests were brought on by his fans spamming them to ask them on. Nick no longer has that support of his fans who did all the work for his channel so that he could take credit for it.

Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel.
This is a fact.

Nick let the "success" of being in the right place and time go to his head. Always a dumb fucking mistake, for anyone, but Nick enjoyed the smell of his farts so much he had to wash it down with a mountain of cocaine.
 
Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel
This is absolutely true. Even at the height of his streaming, he had this attitude of "this is my show you can go stream elsewhere or get on board". Even then half the time he would be all but absent in commentary on his own show. I remember watching his heard/Depp and he could never start on time and he alienated people like Emily Baker, who now have become massively more popular than him just because he's a lazy piece of shit.

He somehow doesn't realize he doesn't have the clout to dictate terms anymore. He's basically Ethan Ralph now.
 
Nick isn't the smartest man in any room other than a room he's in alone after all the women left in disgust after he couldn't satisfy them because of his limp dick after begging off sex because he had a "heat allergy."
The ceiling cats still have him beat on intelligence. They will never leave the room.
 
Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

Normal colleges in the US will have a math requirement. Science degrees will almost certainly have a strong calculus requirement. In some schools they will allow logic classes or applied math classes for certain areas of study to substitute for calculus. For example, applied statistics can substitute for calculus.

Calculus itself can be offered in different ways:

- Hard-core calculus for science and engineering majors
- Easier calculus for Liberal Arts majors
- pre-calculus pretending to be calculus.

The college Nick went to is - to be honest - not a great school. Its far down the ladder of colleges and universities in Minnesota. They also accept nearly everyone. They should have a math requirement and may have one. But I made a good faith effort to find it and couldn't.
 
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I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

The constant sex jokes, gay vibes, annoying high pitched voice, skelly nerd body, inability to stop drugs/drinking, inability to stop ruining his own life, throwing away all his potential, etc.

More like Andy Dicked am I right
 
Nick still has sycophants that he ignores...

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The college Nick went to is - to be honest - not a great school. Its far down the ladder of colleges and universities in Minnesota. They also accept nearly everyone.
Yes, I've posted all their great stats before. Here are some more/ current:

On the upside, it is relatively affordable (tuition (not including room, board, etc.) is a bit over $10k/year, and 93% of students receive aid, average of about $7xxx per, per Niche. It sits at #720 of 1462 schools for affordability, also per Niche. US News, however, named it in 2023 as top 15 affordable for out of state students [there's no big bump out of state, unusual for public schools].

On the downside, it is currently ranked (by USN) as #30 of 36 ranked MN schools. Of the 6 listed below it, only one shows up in the larger rankings at all. It has a 92% acceptance rate (per US News; 69% per Niche) and a 45% 6-year graduation rate. On US News' scale, it scores 50/100. Per Niche ACT range today is 17-23, out of 36. SAT/ACT is not required for admission (that's become more and more common in recent years; no idea about when he went to school).

Per College Simply, "Southwest Minnesota State University is rated within the lower 33% of four-year colleges nationally and earns a CollegeSimply grade of 4 out of 10."

Smartest guy in the room.
 
I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

The constant sex jokes, gay vibes, annoying high pitched voice, skelly nerd body, inability to stop drugs/drinking, inability to stop ruining his own life, throwing away all his potential, etc.
He wrote Nick's life anthem 20 years earlier.

 
It'll make Nick the greatest lolcow of all time
Nick is the lebron James of lolcows, sure he has the stats but when you dig a little you see he has no bag. Doing degenerate shit and lying about is about the same as throwing your elbow at a defender, missing the layup and then begging for a foul. People remember him for the cow he was in his prime when he put effort into the game, but what you see now is so low effort he might as well be sitting

Chris Chan is the Jordan of lolcows. In his prime no one could touch him, people try to forget the Christine years like people try to forget the wizards years. But just like old man MJ's footwork, Christine still had all the fundamentals to occasionally pull of some great lolcowdom.

Ralph is in his post Achilles tear Kobe phase, largely forgotten and constantly memechucking to get back into a game that's passed him by. Sure he's trash now, but in his day you can't deny he was ready to ascend over Chris Chan.
Why does Nick give me the impression of a 15 year old boy in a middle aged man's body?
Because he's a manchild having a midlife crisis.
 
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First half Minnesota property taxes are due today. Will Nick pay? Will his dad pay? Will Nick use magic financial "leverage" techniques and just not pay them?
 
The last break was pretty clipworthy. Nick explains how people are upset and obssess about him because he was their e-daddy and "went away for milk cigarettes".

He also thinks it's "interesting" how people tell you to keep things private and when you actually do, they spend their lives to find out what's going on.

Also some stuff about Kayla "doing sobriety" with him. Less than 1700 viewers.

A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.


Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.
 
If Null has it he's not going to wait around. You'll see it on the next MATI, because otherwise someone else might beat him to the punch.
I wondered this but in the other direction - if NOT releasing it gives Balldo man time to prep some injunction or lawsuit to stop the release. Though I guess by his own logic a good 'ol Watermark will fix that up
 
A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.
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Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.
"the healthy options is that I don't like this person, I should just walk away" did Nick walk away from Jack Murphy, Tonkasaw, Eric July, Maddox, Ron Toye, Montegraph or dozens of other people he mocked over the years? Nick is throwing stones in a glass house, he just doesn't like being a lolcow and thinks he should be exempt, like every other lolcow does. Nick is literally using a service in the clip that mocks other people through donations, including Eric July, as he's telling people to leave him alone...
 
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