Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I honestly think it's hilarious that Nick wasn't self-aware enough to realise visibly having done drugs, on stream, was a bad idea ahead of time, and only realised it after the stream.

Then again, the drugs do make him even more retarded.

I am really glad he had a stream looking so miserable. It's funny because he still doesn't realise how much of a lying, fake asshole that makes him look. Especially pretending to be nice to his daughter after he got caught being rude to his kids, again.

Jealous of Nick? No, if I was him then I wouldn't be finding it funny, and that would be boring.

 

[daffodils]

Know that feeling when it's 4AM and you have to correct the record in Stallyn's comments?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHRX6yDXMY

From Yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkUHgAJLkiQ

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EDIT: Everybody is on drugs and projecting

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I honestly think it's hilarious that Nick wasn't self-aware enough to realise visibly having done drugs, on stream, was a bad idea ahead of time, and only realised it after the stream.

Then again, the drugs do make him even more retarded.

I am really glad he had a stream looking so miserable. It's funny because he still doesn't realise how much a lying, fake asshole that makes him look. Especially pretending to be nice to his daughter after he got caught being rude to his kids, again.

Jealous of Nick? No, if I was him then I wouldn't be finding it funny, and that would be boring.

Nicky doesn't yet realise that he is just a lowly druggie bum.
His ego is writing cheques that his rotted brain cant cash. Nicky thought he was smart enough to huff paint and look normal.
He will keep having bright ideas like this.

 

[Folgers Can]

How do we know that in this instance the "Lady" isn't Trashy Tatts April?

Why not both? The three wolves getting the band back together this weekend and the revelry pouring over a ways into Monday would be as good of an explanation as any for all those sussy breaks that day, and his usual exhibitionist tendency to lay breadcrumbs short of full admission (like his @Kalea DMs once described) would probably lead to him publicly hinting at such a reunion so as to look like a gigachad and dunk on Aaron about his stolen wife in the process. Oh wait, perhaps he already did later that same day:


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How heartwarming that those kids may get to have two mommies once again. Someone has to help Kayla pick up the slack on all that constant driving while he's busy seething at his online enemies all day.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable cans.wav sound bite when skelly knocks over his spent huffing material.

Last year we had the cokestream, I wonder if a huffstream is something we can look forward to?

Yeah, the video isn't that irrelevant, I just think it's funny as fuck.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Welcome to the last year of Nick’s narrative of “the REAL story.”

I preferred the fake story honestly. All of our scitzo hating fantasies were nowhere near as gay

 

[Nate Higgers]

Someday we’ll find out what went down when Nick “got roofied” in Texas with Elijah Shaeffer, who has been doing buttsex with Steven Crowder (and others) for years. Whatever happened, it was definitely fucking gay as shit.

It was 100% gay shit. I saw an Elijah Schaffer clip recently, and he presents as a tough badass “right wing influencer” on xitter but he talks with a cocksucker’s lisp.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t know which is harder for Nick. Not be a junkie or not talks about your gay ex relationship with Aaron.

“He ate my goo”

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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What happened to "they have stories that i dont have permission to tell"

Congrats, Nick.

 

[AltisticRight]

Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.

Columbia, now Montegraph.

Why not both? The three wolves getting the band back together this weekend and the revelry pouring over a ways into Monday would be as good of an explanation as any for all those sussy breaks that day, and his usual exhibitionist tendency to lay breadcrumbs short of full admission (like his @Kalea DMs once described) would probably lead to him publicly hinting at such a reunion so as to look like a gigachad and dunk on Aaron about his stolen wife in the process. Oh wait, perhaps he already did later that same day:

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How heartwarming that those kids may get to have two mommies once again. Someone has to help Kayla pick up the slack on all that constant driving while he's busy seething at his online enemies all day.

Seething about his ex-boyfriend at 4am? He's totally wasted. Is this gainful employment?
He's not dodging that jail sentence is he?
I think he'll get away with it simply because the state doesn't care.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think he'll get away with it simply because the state doesn't care.

Typically the PO does the PIS, and since it recommended the jail sentence, I would wager a bet that someone is very keen on Nick observing the condition of his probation.
Nick will do his stint in jail, unless he blows up his probation during the Vegas trip and entirely. Just look at Nick's behavior since he returned to streaming.

Completely broken and unhinged.

 

[woodedbag]

The Vegas line on the rekieta probation violation under six months in went from +250 to -110 yesterday.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Btw have Nick paid Monty what he ows yet?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Btw have Nick paid Monty what he ows yet?

The last time Monty mentioned it, it was not paid yet.
I wonder if he could get Nick held in contempt over that, he totally should now that Nick is on probation.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The best one yet. That face is a great reaction image:

Tombstone Branca (5+1 video) had more appearances than live Branca (4) and Force Ghost Branca (2).

 

[JustStopDude]

I honestly think it's hilarious that Nick wasn't self-aware enough to realise visibly having done drugs, on stream, was a bad idea ahead of time, and only realised it after the stream.

One of the first things that addiction destroys is an addict's self awareness.

The best one yet. That face is a great reaction image:

I really don't get why he is using AI. It's clearly trolling him.

 

[Melty Butter]

Indeed he is, being as insufferably boring as ever other than some humor in its reminder that he'll have to snort enough crushed-up addies to somehow show up for "work" in just six short hours. There's some consolation in knowing that his stewing in that personal hell is a worse punishment than any PO could ever possibly inflict.

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Know that feeling when it's 4AM and you have to correct the record in Stallyn's comments?

The projection is next-level. Aaron is actually a pretty good interviewer, as evidenced here, among many others. I assume that's due to his many years in radio, during which he did it regularly. Nick, on the other hand, feels the need to ask baby-faced Rittenhouse about balls or no balls and giggle with his chat about inside jokes, making everyone deeply uncomfortable.


Yes. Aaron drinks 2 Celsiuses/morning stream, but he's cutting down because he gets visibly jittery. This is much-discussed and evident on his show. He knows it's a problem. Also, Aaron's dislike of drinking (a recent development) is also a chat joke, but it's pretty clear he's telling the truth.
...

BG recently said this on Aaron's thread...

The bottom line is that Aaron and Nick are very similar people and that's why they became such good friends so quickly.

Accurate. They share narcissism, grating grandiosity, degenerate tendencies, and (broadly) the same day job.

The difference?

1. Aaron's not an addict (sorry, I believe him). That counts for something.
2. He's (performatively?) taken accountability.
3. He's not a nepo baby and hustles to make a living. There's some humility there.

What's absolutely bizarre is Nick's obsession with Aaron. I'm fairly sure that if it wasn't for Nick's obsession, Aaron would have gladly moved on from the polycule chapter. He was happy to get additional clicks and views, but, like many of us, seems exhausted by Nick atp.

 

[Soapmore]

One thing is hilarious to me beyond measure.

Didn't all those letters to the court put such a massive emphasize on how Nick is the designated family driver, driving 120 miles daily to chauffeur the kids?

Did they not ask for lenience because Nick needs to be there to drive them around?
What is he doing now daily? Sitting at home, not driving the kids.

So that was a big fucking coordinated lie wasn't it?

It was a big lie, one that Nick's enabling father, Nick's Lady Cuckqueen, and Nick's Enhanced Janitorial Engineer Megan Fox took part in.

The low quality work of Lady ToeTaker's letter seems "phoned in", no surprise given her situation. Father Enabler's letter was no better. Its really Megan Fox who carried the weight, the volunteer who fell to her knees to take salty lies on her chest and face and then tell the court its honey. If she hasn't been harboring regrets about that yet, I think she soon will be. Reputationally, this all works against her. Reputationally, the father and the cuckqueen wife will be understood as obligatory supporters, but it will always be Megan Fox who was the volunteer.

His jannies and mods seem to be having the wind taken out of their sails, and there is Megan, still partying with them still tossing weak jabs at Kurt for Nick, apparently unaware of the doldrums the crew of the Good Ship Rekeita is sailing into. As the more sensible of his viewers peel away, the remaining cult of cretins he has cultivated becomes more obvious, and there is Megan, still with them in chat, still squawking like a dumb tourist with cocktail in hand. Stalwart can be stupid.

When you're dancing on the stripper pole, the stage lights can be so bright you don't see the room has emptied, leaving only the greasiest of dollar-clutching ogres for you to sell your dignity to.

Nick put the Sonichu around his own neck, Megan put the albatross of Nick around her own.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The difference?

1. Aaron's not an addict (sorry, I believe him). That counts for something.
2. He's (performatively?) taken accountability.
3. He's not a nepo baby and hustles to make a living. There's some humility there.

What's absolutely bizarre is Nick's obsession with Aaron. I'm fairly sure that if it wasn't for Nick's obsession, Aaron would have gladly moved on from the polycule chapter. He was happy to get additional clicks and views, but, like many of us, seems exhausted by Nick atp.

Not sure about "accountability." Aaron talks about the prurient details of everything about what happened because it sells. His wife left him for another man and he used his platform to shame them. Both the women left social media because of it. There are no heroes here.

The biggest difference is Nick is a lying liar who lies. About everything. Aaron tells the truth. To his detriment. When their stories differ, Aaron is more believable. Nick hates Aaron because Aaron publicly told the truth and made it clear what Nick was lying about and Nick hates him for it.

 

[Soapmore]

The biggest difference is Nick is a lying liar who lies. About everything. Aaron tells the truth. To his detriment. When their stories differ, Aaron is more believable. Nick hates Aaron because Aaron publicly told the truth and made it clear what Nick was lying about and Nick hates him for it.

Aaron got to do the coke, Aaron got to do the whores, Aaron got to sample all the delights, and Aaron got to leave it all behind and grift it. Aaron even lost 140 lbs of dead weight in the process.

What's not for Nick to hate?