💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[CoomerTine]

Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?

Him whining about the system not working for him to do drug tests is him test running a “I tried to report in but the site was down” excuse

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Kurt is interviewing Turtleboy

Is he interviewing Turtleboy, or might he be interviewing? I only see a stream scheduled for May 8th (46h from now).

https://youtu.be/c1kMjBp_XSI

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?

He ain't got no functioning synapses left and a redemption arc is futile. That's why imho the Vegas meetup with the nonces feels like a kamikaze mission. He will divulge every single private detail (pics, videos, texts) whether hacked or not related to Aaron and go on a John Belushi-esque spiral into hell.

 

[AnOminous]

NOT LEGAL ADVICE, NOT A LEGAL ADVISOR!

Nick, You NEED to add Montegraph to the AI voices. When he tries to add those to his lawsuit, everything you said will turn into parody and it will become a copyright issue.

Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.

 

[CoomerTine]

Is he interviewing Turtleboy, or might he be interviewing? I only see a stream scheduled for May 8th (46h from now).

https://youtu.be/c1kMjBp_XSI

Must have misread the date, hah


More time for Baldo Boy to see it and seethe tomorrow m

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Is he interviewing Turtleboy, or might he be interviewing? I only see a stream scheduled for May 8th (46h from now).

https://youtu.be/c1kMjBp_XSI

Legend tells that the Turdle may be like Nick and have a problem with things going up that giant schozz. So perhaps it was rescheduled.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I did work at a lab once that was authorized to work with cocaine. They said they received it via FedEx (I didnt inquire beyond that). Is there some type of special stamp they might mark a legal Schedule II shipment?

Nice try, Nicky-boi! Enjoy sobriety!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.

Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.

This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.

I’m saying that people not reading the thread and shitting it up with what they think is an original brilliant idea remind me of Nick. Am I being detained, officer?

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1919940209954693524

(archive)

 

[Vibralldo]

I’m saying that people not reading the thread and shitting it up with what they think is an original brilliant idea remind me of Nick. Am I being detained, officer?

Wyświetl załącznik 7328660

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1919940209954693524

(archive)

"I was a part of a relationship where dudes were licking my cum up"

We know you're a fag, Nick. No need to elaborate on the details.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.

This goes down as the lamest example of the Mandella Effect so far.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1919940209954693524 (archive)

Just to provide a bit more context: the tweet by @John Andrews Stan mentioned earlier was about Aaron eating Rekieta’s cum. Rekieta has been tweeting a lot in threads about Aaron today—a topic that seems to be a comfort zone for him when he’s feeling down.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

 

[Strix454]

Yeah. If your coke whore is moving from one guy to the next with cum all over her, that is still kind of a hygiene issue Nick. And also really gay.

 

[Bogliacci]

So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

Thats the thing. He doesn't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

Welcome to the last year of Nick’s narrative of “the REAL story.”

 

[Strix454]

Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

In the same way Nick has convinced himself that he isn't a cuck while Aaron in NIck's mind is a cuck.

Nick is the master of gaslighting and self-delusion.

 

[AnOminous]

Welcome to the last year of Nick’s narrative of “the REAL story.”

Oh yeah. I forgot that. Didn't Nickhole promise us "the real story" at some point?

What has he delivered? NOTHING. JACK FUCKING SHIT.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Yeah. If your coke whore is moving from one guy to the next with cum all over her, that is still kind of a hygiene issue Nick. And also really gay.

He's really disparaging that April gal; she's either:

A. a dirty hoe or
B. a dirty hoe