💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

There she goes again, arguing with a troll account and making a big deal about her saggy titties and her photoshopped ass.
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[Radical Rizzlamist]

First they sent the Anti Christ, JD Vance, and the pope dies.
Now they send the Great Whore of Babylon NYC herself.

Real end times for the Vatican.

I heard that the Vatican is actually letting her use their Chronovisor to snoop on SmashJT’s past legal counsel sessions to get a leg up on the lawsuit

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Real ass dagos don't water down wine. We also usually don't sunburn easily and she's already as red as Chantal gets when she tries to walk.
I don't know why she keeps trying to direct criticism to her wrinkly botoxed forehead. She has admitted to getting it done multiple times including on her mouth (lip flip lmao) so she's not just spiraling because she is insecure about catfishing her ass, she is also offering up another part of her body for mockery that she is insecure about. Why can't she just enjoy her sugary swill in a slightly different location and keep her pants on?

P.S. did anyone else notice that she bought that cheap looking tank top in two colors? She posts herself wearing the same piece of fast fashion twice in a week without a bra while pretending to be high class. It's fine for the beach in the summer I guess but I wouldn't wear it in a different color every day while pretending I'm Donatella.
ETA I have known a few bar and restaurant owners, and they have given friends shifts or jobs but it was always as a favor to the person who couldn't get hired otherwise. She isn't doing them a favor, she is a charity case. LOL!

 

[Herpes is Brat]

There she goes again, arguing with a troll account and making a big deal about her saggy titties and her photoshopped ass.
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Lmao what a killshot got her self depreciating, coping about her potato tits and deluding herself about her "huge" ass all in one. Also
"You've never worked service in your ugly lives"
Literally a blessing

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Well, this confirms my suspicion that she wasn't working as a waitress but was just LARPing as one for a day for a couple of pity bucks and some low class cred. I don't understand why she insists so much on giving false or partial information then getting assmad about people who repeat exactly what she said (outside of desperate attention-seeking and more chances to crybully people). "-I suck cocks for money" "-You suck cocks for money?" "-How dare you!". Rinse and repeat.

Also, if I were on vacation in a beautiful place for a couple of days and found myself wasting a single minute of my precious and limited time arguing online with some rando because he said I have droopy balls or a supernumerary nipple, I would walk into the sea immediately.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

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Well, this confirms my suspicion that she wasn't working as a waitress but was just LARPing as one for a day for a couple of pity bucks and some low class cred. I don't understand why she insists so much on giving false or partial information then getting assmad about people who repeat exactly what she said (outside of desperate attention-seeking and more chances to crybully people). "-I suck cocks for money" "-You suck cocks for money?" "-How dare you!". Rinse and repeat.

Also, if I were on vacation in a beautiful place for a couple of days and found myself wasting a single minute of my precious and limited time arguing online with some rando because he said I have droopy balls or a supernumerary nipple, I would walk into the sea immediately.

This post hit the nail on the head. It's exactly like an adolescent trying to find their identity and cringing about what they tried the instant they grew out of it and their dad brings it up.

And to your second point I honestly thought this vacation would have done her some good, but even a vacation to rome needs to be about owning the chuds, she's doing exactly what she's doing in the states AND seething online slightly more than average. May the ghost of Ethan Ralph take a female host.

 

[deleuzeon]

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Well, this confirms my suspicion that she wasn't working as a waitress but was just LARPing as one for a day for a couple of pity bucks and some low class cred. I don't understand why she insists so much on giving false or partial information then getting assmad about people who repeat exactly what she said (outside of desperate attention-seeking and more chances to crybully people). "-I suck cocks for money" "-You suck cocks for money?" "-How dare you!". Rinse and repeat.

Also, if I were on vacation in a beautiful place for a couple of days and found myself wasting a single minute of my precious and limited time arguing online with some rando because he said I have droopy balls or a supernumerary nipple, I would walk into the sea immediately.

I know it's low hanging fruit, but I think it's just because she's drunk too often. What she's saying here makes very little sense. "You all don't understand the concept of having friends who own bars where you pick up a shift?" Yeah. I don't. I have actual work.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I, for one, am looking forward to Alyssa visiting the seafood markets of Naples and getting kicked out due to the smell.

 

[stupid frog]

She's taunting her "haters" as "bitches" while she's in Italy posting selfies of herself drinking and being slutty as usual. Real "mature" of you, Alyssa.
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Oh look, another bathroom pic. What a surprise.

There she goes again, arguing with a troll account and making a big deal about her saggy titties and her photoshopped ass.
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>admitting she still doesn't have a job
>admitting she's working under the table

Well, mystery solved there.

 

[GameratePTSD]

There she goes again, arguing with a troll account and making a big deal about her saggy titties and her photoshopped ass.
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"I understand the poors; my friend owns a restaurant." Nice self-awareness, comrade.

 

[p1138]

Oh look, another bathroom pic. What a surprise.


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>admitting she still doesn't have a job
>admitting she's working under the table

Well, mystery solved there.

I'm fairly sure plenty of people have worked in service without needing to work under the table like an illegal, just the same as it's possible to work in a big city like NYC or not, and be in the service industry.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

I'm pretty sure some of the folks she's being trolled by have worked in the service industry, or some form of customer service. But they never needed to get the job because of sucking someone's dick for it, Alyssa.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I sometimes forget the aperol spritz thing isn't a joke we made up and she's actually like this.

"God cracked open the first seal, and low and behold a white whore. She who sat and complained on the internet, and herpes was given to her. And she went out drinking, and stayed drunk"

"I looked and behold a pale whore. And his name that sat upon the cuck chair was This Week's Boyfriend No.32. And the damned souls of a hundred aborted fetuses followed with her."

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I know it's low hanging fruit, but I think it's just because she's drunk too often. What she's saying here makes very little sense. "You all don't understand the concept of having friends who own bars where you pick up a shift?" Yeah. I don't. I have actual work.

Yea, it'd explain her popping off extra hard when she really should be 'on vacation'. Maybe I'm just too disconnected from 'modern' behavior to understand, but she's failing miserably at turning "I had to pick up some shifts as waitstaff" into "Look how well connected I am that I can just get spit on for less than minimum wage whenever I want!" as if it were some kind of win.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yea, it'd explain her popping off extra hard when she really should be 'on vacation'. Maybe I'm just too disconnected from 'modern' behavior to understand, but she's failing miserably at turning "I had to pick up some shifts as waitstaff" into "Look how well connected I am that I can just get spit on for less than minimum wage whenever I want!" as if it were some kind of win.

She is trying to disconnect her picking up a shift bussing tables from not being able to find work.
It is a desperate attempt to reclaim control over the narrative.

Broke. Evicted. Unemployable. Winning.

 

[deleuzeon]

Yea, it'd explain her popping off extra hard when she really should be 'on vacation'. Maybe I'm just too disconnected from 'modern' behavior to understand, but she's failing miserably at turning "I had to pick up some shifts as waitstaff" into "Look how well connected I am that I can just get spit on for less than minimum wage whenever I want!" as if it were some kind of win.

That's a good point about how she's trying to flip the frame.

The constant attempts at psychological reframing is something I notice in many, many lolcows. "I didn't take an L, I actually took a third of a W. Heh, perspective really is everything. "

I wonder if they pick up on it from therapy or just absorb it via ambient online culture.

 

[Oliver Onions]

She is trying to disconnect her picking up a shift bussing tables from not being able to find work.
It is a desperate attempt to reclaim control over the narrative.

I'm trying to chart out her income timeline since the 'fite me irl' mald. Correct me if I missed anything out.

Works for Kotaku being toxic asshole > Gets fired from Kotaku for being toxic asshole > Starts Patreon to grift simps > Picks up handful of freelance writing gigs after Patreon flops > Picks up waitressing shifts after freelance writing flops

(I deliberately omitted the lolsuit because it's yet to be seen if that's going to be a payday for Alyssa or Karl Jobst 2: Homeless Boogaloo.)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm trying to chart out her income timeline since the 'fite me irl' mald. Correct me if I missed anything out.

Works for Kotaku being toxic asshole > Gets fired from Kotaku for being toxic asshole > Starts Patreon to grift simps > Picks up handful of freelance writing gigs after Patreon flops > Picks up waitressing shifts after freelance writing flops

(I deliberately omitted the lolsuit because it's yet to be seen if that's going to be a payday for Alyssa or Karl Jobst 2: Homeless Boogaloo.)

There have been suggestions that she had a contract at Kotaku that she was bought out of, giving her a nice payday at the time.
Which would explain her ability to spend money, while at the same time bitching about being unemployed and how scary it is to have no health insurance. (The US is such a fucked dystopian lul state, it is hard to express my disgust with the standard of living and employment conditions)

There is a chance the lulsuit is currently being done pro-bono by two activist lawyers, but it is also possible she is paying a reduced fee. It would be interesting to find out if she is filing a lawsuit to silence someone using the court system and is being represented by activists who want her help do it. That would certainly count against her, because she is trying to financially ruin someone while taking very little financial risk herself.

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

Also, if I were on vacation in a beautiful place for a couple of days and found myself wasting a single minute of my precious and limited time arguing online with some rando because he said I have droopy balls or a supernumerary nipple, I would walk into the sea immediately.

That is because you aren't addicted to Twitter and the culture war. Alyssa actually thinks she is doing something when she "owns the chuds" and isn't actually processing that she is just preaching to her choir of male feminists who are also addicted to Twitter and the culture war.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

This is pretty much Alyssa Mercante acting like a spoiled shit brat going "Nyah nyah nyaaaaaah, you haters are ugly!!! Nyah nyah nyahhhhhh!!!" to her so-called haters pointing out her mentally childish behavior while she's at Italy.
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Sexual Assault is okay to Alyssa Mercante if it's a random Italian creep in Italy. And her boyfriend Shane gets to sit in the cuck bench and watch.
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